Wife read 50 Shades, won't stop
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I'm kind of having the opposite problem. My HUSBAND read it (listened to it in the car) and has turned into a horney 18-year-old again (he's 56!). He pestered me to read the book, too, thinking I'd have the same reaction. I have not. The book is so hideously stupid I can barely get through it. The woman in the book is a complete idiot. Your protagonist is supposed to be SOMEWHAT sympathetic, but I find myself wanting her to drop into a hole and disappear somewhere. I wish I had advice for you, but I guess I need some, too. I'll be watching to see what others think!
I do have to admit that I agree. I did read all 3 books, and ONCE IN A WHILE I enjoyed it...but just kept waiting for it to get good so that I could see what all of the hype was about. Never did.
(Side Note: I used to be a dom, and I've had sub training...so this book made me LOL more than anything else.)
I read the first one and I also kept waiting for it to get good. It never did. I read better online and I didn't have to pay for it.0 -
You should tie her up and tickle her senseless. That always keeps me in check!
Hate being tickled. :grumble:
:laugh: LOLObviously give in to her every fantasy. It is your duty.
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I'd start with
You must enlighten us with the authors you read so that we might absorb a bit of your knowledge and spelling prowess.Leave her purely fore her awful taste in literature.
John Warren - The Loving Dominant
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Gloria Brame - Different Loving: The World of Sexual Dominance and Submission0 -
Dude... You are blessed.
I've seen your wife.
Wait... I thought she punished you? :huh:0 -
haha! BEST POST EVER!
Ya'll are cracking me up with your responses!0 -
sounds like she needs the D in B...hole.0
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I'm kind of having the opposite problem. My HUSBAND read it (listened to it in the car) and has turned into a horney 18-year-old again (he's 56!). He pestered me to read the book, too, thinking I'd have the same reaction. I have not. The book is so hideously stupid I can barely get through it. The woman in the book is a complete idiot. Your protagonist is supposed to be SOMEWHAT sympathetic, but I find myself wanting her to drop into a hole and disappear somewhere. I wish I had advice for you, but I guess I need some, too. I'll be watching to see what others think!
I do have to admit that I agree. I did read all 3 books, and ONCE IN A WHILE I enjoyed it...but just kept waiting for it to get good so that I could see what all of the hype was about. Never did.
(Side Note: I used to be a dom, and I've had sub training...so this book made me LOL more than anything else.)
I read the first one and I also kept waiting for it to get good. It never did. I read better online and I didn't have to pay for it.
^^This right here. It was so bad I had to go back and read some John Norman just to cleanse my palate/brain.0 -
Is that good or bad? LOL
BDSM led to my marriage.
Uh, what's wrong with the BDSM side? Why does BDSM have to lead to divorce?There is nothing wrong with going to sexual therapy/counseling - much of the activity is more about relationship satisfaction then actual sexual activities. And you might discover how to satisfy role playing without actually going to the full BDSM side of things. I would actually suggest that over attending a BDSM session first since, what if she did discover she really does like the BDSM and then you are left with divorce as your option? It doesn’t sound like you want a divorce.
I mean the marriage, not the BDSM...
Both are wonderful! 12 years of wonderful....0 -
I've been reading the first book & what I find disturbing is the knowledge that my father-in-law has read them before me....can't imagine what was going through his mind at the time... *shudders*0
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Hey Burt, honey, it's me, YOUR WIFE!
I'm upstairs, waiting for you. Hurry!0 -
Is that good or bad? LOL
BDSM led to my marriage.
Uh, what's wrong with the BDSM side? Why does BDSM have to lead to divorce?There is nothing wrong with going to sexual therapy/counseling - much of the activity is more about relationship satisfaction then actual sexual activities. And you might discover how to satisfy role playing without actually going to the full BDSM side of things. I would actually suggest that over attending a BDSM session first since, what if she did discover she really does like the BDSM and then you are left with divorce as your option? It doesn’t sound like you want a divorce.
I mean the marriage, not the BDSM...
Both are wonderful! 12 years of wonderful....
I think thats wonderful Beth!!!!0 -
Best not let her read the Story of O or you will be in real trouble!! lol :laugh:
^Indeed!!0 -
Fantastic here as well. 5 years of wonderful...
Both are wonderful! 12 years of wonderful....
Is that good or bad? LOL
BDSM led to my marriage.
Uh, what's wrong with the BDSM side? Why does BDSM have to lead to divorce?There is nothing wrong with going to sexual therapy/counseling - much of the activity is more about relationship satisfaction then actual sexual activities. And you might discover how to satisfy role playing without actually going to the full BDSM side of things. I would actually suggest that over attending a BDSM session first since, what if she did discover she really does like the BDSM and then you are left with divorce as your option? It doesn’t sound like you want a divorce.
I mean the marriage, not the BDSM...0 -
Burt, invest in a pretty blindfold, some fuzzy hand cuffs, and a long feather and take it from there....oh, and they have lots of yummy body flavors you can use too
Surprise her with this stuff and you might just find something new you enjoy. I don't think she is asking that you string her upside down from the ceiling fan or anything like that. You can do this. And then, we want all the details, haha. 0 -
Fantastic here as well. 5 years of wonderful...
Both are wonderful! 12 years of wonderful....
Is that good or bad? LOL
BDSM led to my marriage.
Uh, what's wrong with the BDSM side? Why does BDSM have to lead to divorce?There is nothing wrong with going to sexual therapy/counseling - much of the activity is more about relationship satisfaction then actual sexual activities. And you might discover how to satisfy role playing without actually going to the full BDSM side of things. I would actually suggest that over attending a BDSM session first since, what if she did discover she really does like the BDSM and then you are left with divorce as your option? It doesn’t sound like you want a divorce.
I mean the marriage, not the BDSM...
Where do I find one of these wonderful BDSM loving spouses? I'm on my 2nd one already and there's no love for whips and gags. :grumble: :sad:0 -
Are you SERIOUS???
I've never read the book, but my honey and I play this ALL the time.
If it isn't rough, it isn't fun.
Dang shame it took 15 years of marriage for my honey to get a clue. Sheesh.0 -
haha! BEST POST EVER!
Ya'll are cracking me up with your responses!
:laugh: same here! im trying to keep it down cuz im at work but LOL0 -
If that really upsets you, don't let her read the "Please, Sir" series.
You'll be miserable.0 -
She's trying to goad you into a pseudo-M/s or TiH relationship. She acts bratty and you're supposed to punish her for being bad.
Little does she know that Fifty Shades Grey is to BDSM what Star Wars is to religion...
Send her to FetLife and she'll learn the truth.
This... if she got a real taste of it, she might not be so interested.
Truth.0 -
haha! BEST POST EVER!
Ya'll are cracking me up with your responses!
:laugh: same here! im trying to keep it down cuz im at work but LOL
Me too!!0 -
Well, at the risk of over-sharing, let me just say that I found a functional spouse first and we added the "extracurriculars" later...
Where do I find one of these wonderful BDSM loving spouses? I'm on my 2nd one already and there's no love for whips and gags. :grumble: :sad:
Fantastic here as well. 5 years of wonderful...
Both are wonderful! 12 years of wonderful....
Is that good or bad? LOL
BDSM led to my marriage.
Uh, what's wrong with the BDSM side? Why does BDSM have to lead to divorce?There is nothing wrong with going to sexual therapy/counseling - much of the activity is more about relationship satisfaction then actual sexual activities. And you might discover how to satisfy role playing without actually going to the full BDSM side of things. I would actually suggest that over attending a BDSM session first since, what if she did discover she really does like the BDSM and then you are left with divorce as your option? It doesn’t sound like you want a divorce.
I mean the marriage, not the BDSM...0 -
Well, at the risk of over-sharing, let me just say that I found a functional spouse first and we added the "extracurriculars" later...
Where do I find one of these wonderful BDSM loving spouses? I'm on my 2nd one already and there's no love for whips and gags. :grumble: :sad:
Fantastic here as well. 5 years of wonderful...
Both are wonderful! 12 years of wonderful....
Is that good or bad? LOL
BDSM led to my marriage.
Uh, what's wrong with the BDSM side? Why does BDSM have to lead to divorce?There is nothing wrong with going to sexual therapy/counseling - much of the activity is more about relationship satisfaction then actual sexual activities. And you might discover how to satisfy role playing without actually going to the full BDSM side of things. I would actually suggest that over attending a BDSM session first since, what if she did discover she really does like the BDSM and then you are left with divorce as your option? It doesn’t sound like you want a divorce.
I mean the marriage, not the BDSM...
Oh boy... you want him to be functional first? I'll be using a walker before I get anywhere with this one.
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If that really upsets you, don't let her read the "Please, Sir" series.
You'll be miserable.
*taking notes on all these books we shouldnt read...are they on kindle? hmmm...* 0 -
I am on the 3rd book as we speak..
the 2nd book is good..
you know, its not as good and steamy as i was hoping for......
in fact.,.... i am slightly disappointed,
i wanted a more raunchy,,, graphic book.0 -
If that really upsets you, don't let her read the "Please, Sir" series.
You'll be miserable.
*taking notes on all these books we shouldnt read...are they on kindle? hmmm...*
Why...yes they are! :bigsmile:0 -
If that really upsets you, don't let her read the "Please, Sir" series.
You'll be miserable.
*taking notes on all these books we shouldnt read...are they on kindle? hmmm...*
Why...yes they are! :bigsmile:
Guess what I'M doing this weekend?!?!?!0 -
Well, at the risk of over-sharing, let me just say that I found a functional spouse first and we added the "extracurriculars" later...
Where do I find one of these wonderful BDSM loving spouses? I'm on my 2nd one already and there's no love for whips and gags. :grumble: :sad:
Fantastic here as well. 5 years of wonderful...
Both are wonderful! 12 years of wonderful....
Is that good or bad? LOL
BDSM led to my marriage.
Uh, what's wrong with the BDSM side? Why does BDSM have to lead to divorce?There is nothing wrong with going to sexual therapy/counseling - much of the activity is more about relationship satisfaction then actual sexual activities. And you might discover how to satisfy role playing without actually going to the full BDSM side of things. I would actually suggest that over attending a BDSM session first since, what if she did discover she really does like the BDSM and then you are left with divorce as your option? It doesn’t sound like you want a divorce.
I mean the marriage, not the BDSM...
Second this0 -
Can I watch?0
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If that really upsets you, don't let her read the "Please, Sir" series.
You'll be miserable.
*taking notes on all these books we shouldnt read...are they on kindle? hmmm...*
Why...yes they are! :bigsmile:
Guess what I'M doing this weekend?!?!?!
Watching TV? :P0 -
NOCan I watch?
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