Wife read 50 Shades, won't stop

chicco57

Best not let her read the Story of O or you will be in real trouble!! lol :laugh:

Rosplosion

I wish I had this problem

CorvusCorax77

DO NOT.. REPEAT... DO NOT give wife copy of SCUM Manifesto.

particularly if her behavior is this influenced by one book.

also, therapy.

UsedToBeHusky

Im in the same Boat

My Mrs has read all the Greys, and now moved on to some of the most disgusting, wet, vial, hot, and indecent, books she can find.

Its becoming a nasty habit.

THEN, when I get home from work, she makes me sit there while she reads out the WORST parts!!

Its F***ing awesome!

Reads out? Why isn't she acting the out?? :noway:

BeachGingerOnTheRocks

I wish I had this problem

Better if your husband doesn't read. The role reversal can be kind of, ummmm, scary.

MellyGibson

I'm kind of having the opposite problem. My HUSBAND read it (listened to it in the car) and has turned into a horney 18-year-old again (he's 56!). He pestered me to read the book, too, thinking I'd have the same reaction. I have not. The book is so hideously stupid I can barely get through it. The woman in the book is a complete idiot. Your protagonist is supposed to be SOMEWHAT sympathetic, but I find myself wanting her to drop into a hole and disappear somewhere. I wish I had advice for you, but I guess I need some, too. I'll be watching to see what others think!

I do have to admit that I agree. I did read all 3 books, and ONCE IN A WHILE I enjoyed it...but just kept waiting for it to get good so that I could see what all of the hype was about. Never did.

(Side Note: I used to be a dom, and I've had sub training...so this book made me LOL more than anything else.)

MellyGibson

DO NOT.. REPEAT... DO NOT give wife copy of SCUM Manifesto.

particularly if her behavior is this influenced by one book.

also, therapy.

...and such a bad book at that....

alishacupcake

There is nothing wrong with going to sexual therapy/counseling - much of the activity is more about relationship satisfaction then actual sexual activities. And you might discover how to satisfy role playing without actually going to the full BDSM side of things. I would actually suggest that over attending a BDSM session first since, what if she did discover she really does like the BDSM and then you are left with divorce as your option? It doesn’t sound like you want a divorce.

Uh, what's wrong with the BDSM side? Why does BDSM have to lead to divorce?

BDSM led to my marriage.

Is that good or bad? LOL

I mean the marriage, not the BDSM...

In my opinion they would both be GOOD lol. Led to my relationship (which is great) but we haven't made it to the marriage yet lol.

Annette_rose

Time for you to visit the toy store

Amazon has a fantastic selection and discreet shipping...

Don't forget the kegal pods:)

I honestly have never seen so many unusual items in my life, lol. And, it is always fun to look around and see what everyone else is buying. Kegal pods...are they kind of like the bullets? Around here, we have Slumber Parties Inc, who will even come to your home and do a party. Nothing like the door swing to get a bunch of women cracking up. You find out that the "sweet" ladies you work with are really not who they pretend to be :laugh:

LaurenVamp

Leave her purely fore her awful taste in literature.

You must enlighten us with the authors you read so that we might absorb a bit of your knowledge and spelling prowess.

alishacupcake

I'm kind of having the opposite problem. My HUSBAND read it (listened to it in the car) and has turned into a horney 18-year-old again (he's 56!). He pestered me to read the book, too, thinking I'd have the same reaction. I have not. The book is so hideously stupid I can barely get through it. The woman in the book is a complete idiot. Your protagonist is supposed to be SOMEWHAT sympathetic, but I find myself wanting her to drop into a hole and disappear somewhere. I wish I had advice for you, but I guess I need some, too. I'll be watching to see what others think!

I do have to admit that I agree. I did read all 3 books, and ONCE IN A WHILE I enjoyed it...but just kept waiting for it to get good so that I could see what all of the hype was about. Never did.

(Side Note: I used to be a dom, and I've had sub training...so this book made me LOL more than anything else.)

I read the first one and I also kept waiting for it to get good. It never did. I read better online and I didn't have to pay for it.

nolachick

You should tie her up and tickle her senseless. That always keeps me in check!


Hate being tickled. :grumble:

:laugh: LOL

Obviously give in to her every fantasy. It is your duty.

:laugh: LOL

rob1976

Leave her purely fore her awful taste in literature.

You must enlighten us with the authors you read so that we might absorb a bit of your knowledge and spelling prowess.

I'd start with
John Warren - The Loving Dominant
-or-
Gloria Brame - Different Loving: The World of Sexual Dominance and Submission

UsedToBeHusky

Dude... You are blessed.

I've seen your wife.

Wait... I thought she punished you? :huh:

Chrissysftns

haha! BEST POST EVER!
Ya'll are cracking me up with your responses!

LadyQueefsalot

sounds like she needs the D in B...hole.

sisterlilbunny

I'm kind of having the opposite problem. My HUSBAND read it (listened to it in the car) and has turned into a horney 18-year-old again (he's 56!). He pestered me to read the book, too, thinking I'd have the same reaction. I have not. The book is so hideously stupid I can barely get through it. The woman in the book is a complete idiot. Your protagonist is supposed to be SOMEWHAT sympathetic, but I find myself wanting her to drop into a hole and disappear somewhere. I wish I had advice for you, but I guess I need some, too. I'll be watching to see what others think!

I do have to admit that I agree. I did read all 3 books, and ONCE IN A WHILE I enjoyed it...but just kept waiting for it to get good so that I could see what all of the hype was about. Never did.

(Side Note: I used to be a dom, and I've had sub training...so this book made me LOL more than anything else.)

I read the first one and I also kept waiting for it to get good. It never did. I read better online and I didn't have to pay for it.

^^This right here. It was so bad I had to go back and read some John Norman just to cleanse my palate/brain.

bethgames

There is nothing wrong with going to sexual therapy/counseling - much of the activity is more about relationship satisfaction then actual sexual activities. And you might discover how to satisfy role playing without actually going to the full BDSM side of things. I would actually suggest that over attending a BDSM session first since, what if she did discover she really does like the BDSM and then you are left with divorce as your option? It doesn’t sound like you want a divorce.

Uh, what's wrong with the BDSM side? Why does BDSM have to lead to divorce?

BDSM led to my marriage.

Is that good or bad? LOL

I mean the marriage, not the BDSM...

Both are wonderful! 12 years of wonderful....

LitaRose77

I've been reading the first book & what I find disturbing is the knowledge that my father-in-law has read them before me....can't imagine what was going through his mind at the time... *shudders*

Siannah

Hey Burt, honey, it's me, YOUR WIFE!

I'm upstairs, waiting for you. Hurry!