Wife read 50 Shades, won't stop

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  • rob1976
    rob1976 Posts: 1,328 Member
    My wife tried to read 50 Shades, wouldn't stop laughing at how horrible it was.

    She read some of it to me and, well, yeah, it's really bad.

    I really don't understand why people like it.
    It is the dream of almost every woman - to find a guy that has something "wrong" with him and "fix" him.
  • Aross83
    Aross83 Posts: 936 Member
    lol this is hilarious!
  • KodAkuraMacKyen
    KodAkuraMacKyen Posts: 737 Member
    I haven't read these books yet but I'm a fan of erotica and romance books. My husband is a fan of me being a fan. :blushing:
  • throttle2009
    throttle2009 Posts: 138
    The solution is quite simple...*kitten* the crazy out of her.


    LOL...trying to keep it quiet here but this is so funny!!
  • tlkrallman
    tlkrallman Posts: 82
    The solution is quite simple...*kitten* the crazy out of her.


    LOL...trying to keep it quiet here but this is so funny!!


    Sounds like someone needs to be gagged. :laugh:
  • nolachick
    nolachick Posts: 3,278 Member
    It is the dream of almost every woman - to find a guy that has something "wrong" with him and "fix" him.

    this is so true! guess that's why i'm always attracted to bad guys lol
  • KodAkuraMacKyen
    KodAkuraMacKyen Posts: 737 Member
    The solution is quite simple...*kitten* the crazy out of her.

    BWAHAHAHAHA!
  • lorenzoinlr
    lorenzoinlr Posts: 338 Member
    Simple solution: Move here to Orange County. She'll fit right in.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Just "punish" her by making her lift heavy things. I hear that restores sense to women with even the most severe cases of the dumbsies.
  • kimosabe1
    kimosabe1 Posts: 2,467 Member
    ^ exactly!
  • throttle2009
    throttle2009 Posts: 138
    Yep had to step away from the computer for a few mins...giggles got the best of me...and I work in a very quiet area..lots of heads poking up to see whats going on!! *ahem*...:ohwell:
  • tabinmaine
    tabinmaine Posts: 965 Member
    lol@ the people who are answering all serious ...... the Original poster was just kidding around....he does a Epic post like this each day....
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    send her to my house
  • WannaDizzolve
    WannaDizzolve Posts: 270 Member
    Dont be such a prude! I WISH my wife had the reaction your's has...and if you dont work it out with her, she may look else where...I envy your situation.

    read the book. then burn the book (b/c it's pretty unrealistic) and find a decent website about this style of play. have her write you a note about what she would like--and, more importantly what she wouldn't like--figure out what you're willing to try. Have a date night where you leave the kids and take her out to a nice dinner and discuss it. Then explain that this behavior has to stay in the bedroom and that she needs to be a normal parent when the kids are around.That's what you will call one of your, "hard limits."

    You can incorporate your own fantasies into this as well.

    Then send the kids away one weekend and try this stuff out. Don't forget, both of you need "safe words" that you say if you're really uncomfortable and want play to stop completely.

    The guy i quoted is right. Otherwise she may look elsewhere, especially if she's wired this way. I've seen it happen.

    Good luck.
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