How many calories in a cat?

AmyJeanMarie84

OMG i cant stop laughing and my abs are killing me....

zgrapejuice

Not sure how this will go over as my first posting on this site...but, what the hell.

As much as I enjoy the cat, I had to do some research. Here are some tidbits of what I've found...

From http://www.messybeast.com/eat-cats.htm
"Cats may first have their bones broken with a hammer, before being boiled alive and pureed into a "health drink," which may be sold in plastic packets for home consumption. They may be beaten to death in hessian sacks. Cat soup is the preferred way to prepare cat meat and kittens are considered to have a more delicate flavour. "Goyangi-tan" (Liquid cat) (being a phonetic translation it is sometimes rendered "goyangi-tang" or translated as "cat stew") is believed to have medicinal qualities. Though they might not eat the cat meat, a soup paste made from cat is used to treat rheumatism."

From http://christwire.org/2011/06/can-cat-meat-solve-the-worlds-hunger-problem/
"Popular cuts include quarters, drumsticks, ribs, sausages and salami. It can also be prepared as a whole spit roast. One successful purveyor in the United States offers such specialties as whole fish fed cat, meat fed cat and chicken fed cat. Clearly there is an interest in this foodstuff and its health benefits are accepted by accredited nutritionists."

No definitive answer about caloric content but the consensus seems to be: The calories in cat meat varies just like beef, depending on fat content. An average 6 ounce serving has 250 calories.

For those who are squeamish, don't follow this link. Recipes and how to properly prepare cats for cooking. http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html

Let the alienation begin!

mustgetmuscles1

Eating kitty is a negative calorie food.

wendybird5

About three times as many as a squirrel, but with a lot more fat.

pastryari

Not sure how this will go over as my first posting on this site...but, what the hell.

As much as I enjoy the cat, I had to do some research. Here are some tidbits of what I've found...

From http://www.messybeast.com/eat-cats.htm
"Cats may first have their bones broken with a hammer, before being boiled alive and pureed into a "health drink," which may be sold in plastic packets for home consumption. They may be beaten to death in hessian sacks. Cat soup is the preferred way to prepare cat meat and kittens are considered to have a more delicate flavour. "Goyangi-tan" (Liquid cat) (being a phonetic translation it is sometimes rendered "goyangi-tang" or translated as "cat stew") is believed to have medicinal qualities. Though they might not eat the cat meat, a soup paste made from cat is used to treat rheumatism."

From http://christwire.org/2011/06/can-cat-meat-solve-the-worlds-hunger-problem/
"Popular cuts include quarters, drumsticks, ribs, sausages and salami. It can also be prepared as a whole spit roast. One successful purveyor in the United States offers such specialties as whole fish fed cat, meat fed cat and chicken fed cat. Clearly there is an interest in this foodstuff and its health benefits are accepted by accredited nutritionists."

No definitive answer about caloric content but the consensus seems to be: The calories in cat meat varies just like beef, depending on fat content. An average 6 ounce serving has 250 calories.

For those who are squeamish, don't follow this link. Recipes and how to properly prepare cats for cooking. http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html

Let the alienation begin!

SOLID first post.

verptwerp

COME AND GET ME !!!!

_SABOTEUR_

I prefer to eat cock

Daveb1355

Kittens are like meowing little pieces of veal...

My favorite response!

At least when prepping a kitten to eat, they die quickly.... with all the broken bones and such, as I have just read.

Veal just die of sadness.

jofjltncb6

I prefer to eat cock

:laugh:

_SABOTEUR_

I prefer to eat cock

:laugh:

When did they let you back onto the forums? :grumble:

ETA: j/k :flowerforyou:

jofjltncb6

I prefer to eat cock

:laugh:

When did they let you back onto the forums? :grumble:

ETA: j/k :flowerforyou:

♫♪ Don't call it a comeback
I been here for years ♪♫

TL;DR: I was never gone.

firstsip

Not sure how this will go over as my first posting on this site...but, what the hell.

As much as I enjoy the cat, I had to do some research. Here are some tidbits of what I've found...

From http://www.messybeast.com/eat-cats.htm
"Cats may first have their bones broken with a hammer, before being boiled alive and pureed into a "health drink," which may be sold in plastic packets for home consumption. They may be beaten to death in hessian sacks. Cat soup is the preferred way to prepare cat meat and kittens are considered to have a more delicate flavour. "Goyangi-tan" (Liquid cat) (being a phonetic translation it is sometimes rendered "goyangi-tang" or translated as "cat stew") is believed to have medicinal qualities. Though they might not eat the cat meat, a soup paste made from cat is used to treat rheumatism."

From http://christwire.org/2011/06/can-cat-meat-solve-the-worlds-hunger-problem/
"Popular cuts include quarters, drumsticks, ribs, sausages and salami. It can also be prepared as a whole spit roast. One successful purveyor in the United States offers such specialties as whole fish fed cat, meat fed cat and chicken fed cat. Clearly there is an interest in this foodstuff and its health benefits are accepted by accredited nutritionists."

No definitive answer about caloric content but the consensus seems to be: The calories in cat meat varies just like beef, depending on fat content. An average 6 ounce serving has 250 calories.

For those who are squeamish, don't follow this link. Recipes and how to properly prepare cats for cooking. http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html

Let the alienation begin!

thank you

jofjltncb6

Not sure how this will go over as my first posting on this site...but, what the hell.

As much as I enjoy the cat, I had to do some research. Here are some tidbits of what I've found...

From http://www.messybeast.com/eat-cats.htm
"Cats may first have their bones broken with a hammer, before being boiled alive and pureed into a "health drink," which may be sold in plastic packets for home consumption. They may be beaten to death in hessian sacks. Cat soup is the preferred way to prepare cat meat and kittens are considered to have a more delicate flavour. "Goyangi-tan" (Liquid cat) (being a phonetic translation it is sometimes rendered "goyangi-tang" or translated as "cat stew") is believed to have medicinal qualities. Though they might not eat the cat meat, a soup paste made from cat is used to treat rheumatism."

From http://christwire.org/2011/06/can-cat-meat-solve-the-worlds-hunger-problem/
"Popular cuts include quarters, drumsticks, ribs, sausages and salami. It can also be prepared as a whole spit roast. One successful purveyor in the United States offers such specialties as whole fish fed cat, meat fed cat and chicken fed cat. Clearly there is an interest in this foodstuff and its health benefits are accepted by accredited nutritionists."

No definitive answer about caloric content but the consensus seems to be: The calories in cat meat varies just like beef, depending on fat content. An average 6 ounce serving has 250 calories.

For those who are squeamish, don't follow this link. Recipes and how to properly prepare cats for cooking. http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html

Let the alienation begin!

Best. First. Post. Ever.

You're either really going to enjoy it here...or really hate it. (Once you've been here a while, this will probably make a lot more sense to you.)

Best of luck. :flowerforyou:

leighann881

I love me some sweet pu$$y!

Amen!

I prefer it savory...

_SABOTEUR_

I love me some sweet pu$$y!

Amen!

I prefer it savory...

Salted? Toffee has always been my favourite. But I always get bits stuck between my teeth. And my dentist didn't approve...

DorisR184

LMAOOOO!!!!!!!!

DorisR184

Wait.. what was that?

OMG!! I'm DYING OVER HERE!! :laugh: