Attention all members of the Male Species

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  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
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    Grrrr....


    Grocery store clerk wearing low slung hip hugger jeans so skinny I swear they were meant for a woman.... every damn week.

    Looking at him literally makes me angry.


    My best friend's son wears them two sizes too small, so he can't pull them up over his buttcrack and he always looks like he's carrying a load. I don't know how this can be comfortable.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    I will try my hardest to refrain......\m/
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
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    Skinny jeans on men= eww...GROSS!
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
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    My question to the OP is...where did you get my picture?
  • PaulJRaymond
    PaulJRaymond Posts: 100 Member
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    They cause prostate cancer.

    You've not quite got the hang of fun threads!!
  • wmstormvet
    wmstormvet Posts: 145
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    For what it is worth, males are a gender subset of the human species. The title could have been perfectly suitable as "Attention All Males" or "Attention All Members of the Human Species that Happen to be Male." The latter might have been a little too long.

    I don't wear skinny jeans, but I do wear tailored clothing. Clothing should fit and accentuate your strengths while covering up your weaknesses [not that I have any]. Style is also incredibly personal, so live and let live and do what you know.

    Do those tailored clothes have room for your ego? Wow.
  • SNorris01
    SNorris01 Posts: 97 Member
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    This:

    http://www.lolbrary.com/post/42523/real-men-dont-wear-skinny-jeans/

    I didn't know how to post the picture...
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,289 Member
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    these are also "skinny jeans" *drool*

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    No those aren't skinny jeans those are well tailored jeans .. He has some breathing room and doesn't look like he had to jump off a roof to get in them
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
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    How bout we just let people wear what they feel comfortable in?
    Because way too many people out there don't know where to draw the line... (or just don't have mirrors?)

    Anyone who doesn't believe this should simply Google "Walmartians" for images. Just sayin' :laugh:
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
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    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTSZTKn4NqO8Jqh2H5PSfuOxU9H2Gy4z5FPgmgDmj3h3m9C7pY7JQ

    Men are part of the human species (for the most part). They are not their own species.

    Science, who knew?
  • ChefTJP
    ChefTJP Posts: 108 Member
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    Stop wearing skinny jeans. Stop.... Stop it.

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    No. Bad boy. Stop.


    Totally agree - I don't get the skinny jeans look.
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
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    Stop wearing skinny jeans. Stop.... Stop it.

    skinnyjeans.jpg

    No. Bad boy. Stop.

    *slow clap*

    :drinker: x100000000000000000..... We are laughing at you when you walk by and male camel toe is just scary.... Plus it makes us think that you have a small package lol

    Male camel toe is referred to as "moose knuckle" :flowerforyou:

    Or Man Crawl lolol

    Also, Is it wrong that I don't think that anyone should wear skinny jeans? Male or female.
    No, I'm right there with you.

    Thank you. Besides, they are too tight to take off and put on quickly!! hahaha!
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    Biebs got best of both words, skinny pants where the nuts fit:

    justin-bieber-baggy-pants.jpg

    Why is this person wearing a shirt as pants?
  • brendaj39
    brendaj39 Posts: 375 Member
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    As long as we're bashing males and skinny jeans. Let's be equal opportunity. Ladies, if your muffin top sneaks out of your shirt because it's so large and your jeans are too small and too low cut and your shirt's too short, do something about it. We can wear clothes that flatter us at any size. Or not. It's up to us.

    And for gawd's sake, please stop the spandex abuse. Seriously. Just quit.


    AMEN!! just because you can stuff yourself in something...doesn't mean you should wear it!
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,311 Member
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    I disagree let them keep wearing them...then the women know who are men and who are men that want to be women
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
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    As long as we're bashing males and skinny jeans. Let's be equal opportunity. Ladies, if your muffin top sneaks out of your shirt because it's so large and your jeans are too small and too low cut and your shirt's too short, do something about it. We can wear clothes that flatter us at any size. Or not. It's up to us.

    And for gawd's sake, please stop the spandex abuse. Seriously. Just quit.


    AMEN!! just because you can stuff yourself in something...doesn't mean you should wear it!

    :) My foster mom used to say that.
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
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    Agreed
  • thebigcb
    thebigcb Posts: 2,210 Member
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    Yeah, some of the clothes women wear are shocking, regardless of size

    Like JEGGINGS. They are just cheap looking.

    Girls, if you want to dress well, wear what Lucy Liu wears in elementary.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,720 Member
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    I can't wait till men start wearing tight fitting yoga pants. So sexy.

    This^^ If you're gonna do it, might as well do it right.

    And the *kitten* says, PINK?

    Or TASTY.

    OR 'JUICY'

    Heh.

    Please. Not juicy.
  • IntoTheSky
    IntoTheSky Posts: 390 Member
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    They are like a cheap hotel...........
















    No Ballroom.

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