Fighting off an erection while working out.

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  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    rub one out before you go...lifting heavy **** is hot...so either take care of it before, or take a break in the bathroom...whatevs.

    :wink:
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
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    I have the same issue, I typically take that as an opportunity to go pee... that always 'calms things down'
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,052 Member
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    "Take care of business" before you work out?

    Take care of business as you are running on the treadmill... the added balance would be a great core workout im sure.
  • SueGeer
    SueGeer Posts: 1,169 Member
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    Baggy shorts.....

    Or join a men-only gym
  • bacitracin
    bacitracin Posts: 921 Member
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    This has literally never happened to me, ever. I will get random stiffies any time of day or night EXCEPT when my blood is flowing through the rest of my body. Exercise is the only way to get RID of mine sometimes.
  • KatFierce
    KatFierce Posts: 252 Member
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    well your a decent looking guy, My advice? Go up to her and try and get some shower love ;)
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    rub one out before you go...lifting heavy **** is hot...so either take care of it before, or take a break in the bathroom...whatevs.

    :wink:

    Geeze! Don't tell him to take care of it in the bathroom!
  • petersonabt
    petersonabt Posts: 518 Member
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    Or stop staring at the ladies. lol but if that's not an option take care of things before gym time.
  • HeidiMightyRawr
    HeidiMightyRawr Posts: 3,343 Member
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    Take care of business before the gym

    or

    Go to a male only gym (I actually know someone who does this because he "gets distracted by the girls")
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
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    You still wear pants/shorts to the gym?

    I stopped doing that months ago.
  • babydiego87
    babydiego87 Posts: 905 Member
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    well your a decent looking guy, My advice? Go up to her and try and get some shower love ;)
    :sick:
  • Selunca
    Selunca Posts: 208 Member
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    This slayed me, omg. lol.
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Dont fight it go with it...Whip it out right there and get some release man!
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
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    Is this a serious post...*sigh*

    *eyerolls*

    AS much as people want to think this is a joke simply because it says erection in the title it is NOT.

    It's really hard.

    You can't workout in jeans. You're in sweats or basketball shorts which has zero resistance and you can't even do the old "tuck between the legs" because it restricts movement.

    OP. Take care of business before hand. It's really the only way.

    Hope this helps.

    :flowerforyou:
  • bethgames
    bethgames Posts: 534 Member
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    My advice? Add a leering grin....top it off right! :drinker:
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
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    Baggy shorts.....

    Or join a men-only gym

    What if it's the dudes that "do it" for him though.
  • Strokes_and_Lathers
    Strokes_and_Lathers Posts: 58 Member
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    Is this a serious post...*sigh*

    *eyerolls*

    AS much as people want to think this is a joke simply because it says erection in the title it is NOT.

    It's really hard.

    You can't workout in jeans. You're in sweats or basketball shorts which has zero resistance and you can't even do the old "tuck between the legs" because it restricts movement.

    OP. Take care of business before hand. It's really the only way.

    Hope this helps.

    :flowerforyou:

    ^^^^^ this. If wearing typical workout shorts it can become an issue.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    rub one out before you go...lifting heavy **** is hot...so either take care of it before, or take a break in the bathroom...whatevs.

    :wink:

    Geeze! Don't tell him to take care of it in the bathroom!

    Agreed... that's... kind of... gross! :sick:
  • Strokes_and_Lathers
    Strokes_and_Lathers Posts: 58 Member
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    rub one out before you go...lifting heavy **** is hot...so either take care of it before, or take a break in the bathroom...whatevs.

    :wink:

    Geeze! Don't tell him to take care of it in the bathroom!

    Agreed!
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    Is this a serious post...*sigh*

    *eyerolls*

    AS much as people want to think this is a joke simply because it says erection in the title it is NOT.

    It's really hard.

    You can't workout in jeans. You're in sweats or basketball shorts which has zero resistance and you can't even do the old "tuck between the legs" because it restricts movement.

    OP. Take care of business before hand. It's really the only way.

    Hope this helps.

    :flowerforyou:

    I think the seriousness of the question comes in because OP could easily not stare at women at his gym.
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