Fighting off an erection while working out.

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  • babydiego87
    babydiego87 Posts: 905 Member
    well your a decent looking guy, My advice? Go up to her and try and get some shower love ;)
    :sick:
  • Selunca
    Selunca Posts: 208 Member
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    This slayed me, omg. lol.
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    Dont fight it go with it...Whip it out right there and get some release man!
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    Is this a serious post...*sigh*

    *eyerolls*

    AS much as people want to think this is a joke simply because it says erection in the title it is NOT.

    It's really hard.

    You can't workout in jeans. You're in sweats or basketball shorts which has zero resistance and you can't even do the old "tuck between the legs" because it restricts movement.

    OP. Take care of business before hand. It's really the only way.

    Hope this helps.

    :flowerforyou:
  • bethgames
    bethgames Posts: 534 Member
    My advice? Add a leering grin....top it off right! :drinker:
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
    Baggy shorts.....

    Or join a men-only gym

    What if it's the dudes that "do it" for him though.
  • Strokes_and_Lathers
    Strokes_and_Lathers Posts: 58 Member
    Is this a serious post...*sigh*

    *eyerolls*

    AS much as people want to think this is a joke simply because it says erection in the title it is NOT.

    It's really hard.

    You can't workout in jeans. You're in sweats or basketball shorts which has zero resistance and you can't even do the old "tuck between the legs" because it restricts movement.

    OP. Take care of business before hand. It's really the only way.

    Hope this helps.

    :flowerforyou:

    ^^^^^ this. If wearing typical workout shorts it can become an issue.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    rub one out before you go...lifting heavy **** is hot...so either take care of it before, or take a break in the bathroom...whatevs.

    :wink:

    Geeze! Don't tell him to take care of it in the bathroom!

    Agreed... that's... kind of... gross! :sick:
  • Strokes_and_Lathers
    Strokes_and_Lathers Posts: 58 Member
    rub one out before you go...lifting heavy **** is hot...so either take care of it before, or take a break in the bathroom...whatevs.

    :wink:

    Geeze! Don't tell him to take care of it in the bathroom!

    Agreed!
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Is this a serious post...*sigh*

    *eyerolls*

    AS much as people want to think this is a joke simply because it says erection in the title it is NOT.

    It's really hard.

    You can't workout in jeans. You're in sweats or basketball shorts which has zero resistance and you can't even do the old "tuck between the legs" because it restricts movement.

    OP. Take care of business before hand. It's really the only way.

    Hope this helps.

    :flowerforyou:

    I think the seriousness of the question comes in because OP could easily not stare at women at his gym.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    Lorena Bobbit

    555-867-5309

    she'll sort out your problem for you.
  • Strokes_and_Lathers
    Strokes_and_Lathers Posts: 58 Member
    with the steriods you do would anyone notice?

    Really dude! Please don't assume!
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Baggy shorts are your friend.
  • keola64
    keola64 Posts: 207 Member
    "Take care of business" before you work out?
    O totally agree, you gonna have to make this a priority! Its gonna f up your workout or get you in trouble
  • Strokes_and_Lathers
    Strokes_and_Lathers Posts: 58 Member
    Lorena Bobbit

    555-867-5309

    she'll sort out your problem for you.

    That was a good one! I'll pass though.
  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
    Dudes get half chubs pretty regularly in the weight room. Apparently it's the increased blood flow. Kinda like my nipples get hard. I can't do anything about it, nor can they. We just all go about our workouts as if it's not an issue. Because we're adults.

    Now that I think about it, because of the OP, I'm wondering if the chubs are my fault... :huh:
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    rub one out before you go...lifting heavy **** is hot...so either take care of it before, or take a break in the bathroom...whatevs.

    :wink:

    Geeze! Don't tell him to take care of it in the bathroom!

    bwahhahahah why not? thats what private bathrooms are for, no?
  • keola64
    keola64 Posts: 207 Member
    I know tape it to your leg:laugh:
  • 1223345
    1223345 Posts: 1,386 Member
    This happens periodically when I happen to be horny when working out. I might be doing some cardio on the eliptical. There is a beautiful girl in front of me dressed just right in her workout clothes and moving it all just right. Seeing her move it combined with my shorts rubbing up against a certain area sort of gets things stirring a bit if you know what I mean. It can be quite frustrating and involves much mental determination to prevent an embarrassing situation. What should I do to prevent this in the future. :)

    You should go and rub one off before you work out. Just being honest. :flowerforyou:
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
    rub one out before you go...lifting heavy **** is hot...so either take care of it before, or take a break in the bathroom...whatevs.

    :wink:

    Geeze! Don't tell him to take care of it in the bathroom!

    bwahhahahah why not? thats what private bathrooms are for, no?

    No usually they are for other duties not rubbing one out.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    rub one out before you go...lifting heavy **** is hot...so either take care of it before, or take a break in the bathroom...whatevs.

    :wink:

    Geeze! Don't tell him to take care of it in the bathroom!

    bwahhahahah why not? thats what private bathrooms are for, no?

    Did you know that if you *kitten* on the toilet, it will cause you to have to have a bowel movement every time you orgasm?
  • bpotts44
    bpotts44 Posts: 1,066 Member
    compression shorts under baggy shorts.
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    In. Just because.
  • keola64
    keola64 Posts: 207 Member
    Baggy shorts.....

    Or join a men-only gym

    What if it's the dudes that "do it" for him though.
    LMAO
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
    In. Just because.

    You are to blame! After that picture you posted....
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    How is this thread not locked yet? lolol
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    Baggy shorts.....

    Or join a men-only gym

    That could open him up to some unwanted attention, I guess there is only one reason a guy would join an all dude gym though...
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    yeah I don't think OP would be able to work out full steam if he's letting it go beforehand (literally)....I'd stick to looser fitting clothing \m/
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    rub one out before you go...lifting heavy **** is hot...so either take care of it before, or take a break in the bathroom...whatevs.

    :wink:

    Geeze! Don't tell him to take care of it in the bathroom!

    bwahhahahah why not? thats what private bathrooms are for, no?

    Did you know that if you *kitten* on the toilet, it will cause you to have to have a bowel movement every time you orgasm?

    ewwwww! wait, really? lol
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    I think the seriousness of the question comes in because OP could easily not stare at women at his gym.

    Sometimes all it takes is a glance. It's happened to me before.

    Girl on the squat rack with excellent form.

    Me on the exercise bike.

    It's embarrassing.

    :embarassed:
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