Fighting off an erection while working out.
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rub one out before you go...lifting heavy **** is hot...so either take care of it before, or take a break in the bathroom...whatevs.
Geeze! Don't tell him to take care of it in the bathroom!
bwahhahahah why not? thats what private bathrooms are for, no?
Did you know that if you *kitten* on the toilet, it will cause you to have to have a bowel movement every time you orgasm?
:noway:
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with the steriods you do would anyone notice?
Really dude! Please don't assume!
.... sorry but a man of what? mid 30's? you haven't worked out what your **** is for and how it works in that time, not to mention what "your girl" would think
i figure it must not be big enough to pay much attention to, and looking at your pictures i vote roids, ergo: i doubt anyone would notice
not much of an assumption really, infact iirc roids make you do teenage things like get hard when you so much as look at the female form, and spaz out at the littlest things though when your **** shrinks i'm guessing that's not gonna help the situation :huh:
Let me start with, I don't support steroid use in any manner, but to look at the man's pic and his OP and make assumptions is just short of body-shaming... which is against the forum rules...
You should practice keeping at least some of your opinions to yourself.0 -
Look in a different direction. Also focus on your workout instead of the ladies.0
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shake weights.0
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with the steriods you do would anyone notice?
Really dude! Please don't assume!
.... sorry but a man of what? mid 30's? you haven't worked out what your **** is for and how it works in that time, not to mention what "your girl" would think
i figure it must not be big enough to pay much attention to, and looking at your pictures i vote roids, ergo: i doubt anyone would notice
not much of an assumption really, infact iirc roids make you do teenage things like get hard when you so much as look at the female form, and spaz out at the littlest things though when your **** shrinks i'm guessing that's not gonna help the situation :huh:
Are you for real?
You just accused a body builder (who competes in comps by the looks of it) of taking steroids . . . on a fitness website
Then made remarks on the size of the guys penis.
And then made inaccurate statements about steroids and shrinking your penis.
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I know exactly what you mean OP, I sadly deal with this issue a lot. I used the take care of it before hand but it had the side effect of the knees being weak, also of the workout is more than an hour the issue returns.
The solution I found out that works best for me now are briefs that are tight in front that way it maintains a chubby but not a full on erection so if extra rubbage happens at any point the little guy already has a track to expand in without telling the whole world. The second line of defense is looser pants/shorts with the tight underwear.
And for the people saying the ladies are causing it, that is not the case most of the time but rather the repetitive motions of say being on the bike or lifting a certain way.0 -
This happens periodically when I happen to be horny when working out. I might be doing some cardio on the eliptical. There is a beautiful girl in front of me dressed just right in her workout clothes and moving it all just right. Seeing her move it combined with my shorts rubbing up against a certain area sort of gets things stirring a bit if you know what I mean. It can be quite frustrating and involves much mental determination to prevent an embarrassing situation. What should I do to prevent this in the future.
I can help with this... ;~)0 -
Is it bad that I work out alone , at home and I have the same problem?0
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this thread is cracking me up.0
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tap the little feller with this every time he acts up:
he'll get the point eventually
Ouch...could be effective, though :laugh:0 -
Is it bad that I work out alone , at home and I have the same problem?
Nah... I work out at home too, and while I don't have the necessary equipment for an erection, I often find it necessary to follow my workout with a little self-satisfaction.0 -
I don't fight it....I just whip it out and stroke to the pace that I am jogging at.0
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By looking at your name...."Strokes_and _Lathers"......I'm not surprised you would ask this!0
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I don't fight it....I just whip it out and stroke to the pace that I am jogging at.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I can't stop laughing!!!0 -
Codpiece.0
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I don't fight it....I just whip it out and stroke to the pace that I am jogging at.
How YOU doin'?0 -
Dont fight it!0
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swift kick to the groin0
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I like imagining who I would bite when i am working out. luckily i dont have a male member.
...bite?
lick?0 -
call me way to off center(its ok , i hear it all the time) , but even the thought of some guy whipping it out at a gym skeeves me , ... but hey
in all seriousness
you know what
most adult women realize men get hard for little to no reason at all,
and if she notices well, then she's "looking" so maybe it would be a compliment too?0 -
Oh funny while I'm working....after my coworker just asked me if I could fix her phone. NO. I'm not tech support. :laugh:0
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Is it bad that I work out alone , at home and I have the same problem?
don't listen to Barry White when you lift. problem solved.0 -
Reminds me of the *kitten* skit where Johnny Knoxville goes to the gym to workout and has a fake ummm apparatus making a bulge in his shorts stick straight out.
He asks some dude "bro can you spot me..." :laugh:0 -
"Take care of business" before you work out?
I'm a woman, but this sounds like the best answer.0 -
put on blinkers0
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This brings to mind the day I was lifting heavy weights at the gym when a guy walked by wearing tiny silk shorts with his business hanging out one side.
I was so shocked, I completely lost my focus and the barbell shifted...ended up with a torn rotator cuff.
Take care of your business beforehand and don't risk injury to others! :bigsmile:0 -
oh i have this problem DAILY...what do you all suggest? (I just had to respond, sorry :blushing: )0
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As if a man needs advice on this matter. I'm sure you can find a way to deal with it. First world problems ey.0
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I like imagining who I would bite when i am working out. luckily i dont have a male member.
...bite?
lick?
Well, okay.0 -
swift kick to the groin
No.0
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