Fighting off an erection while working out.

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  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    rub one out before you go...lifting heavy **** is hot...so either take care of it before, or take a break in the bathroom...whatevs.

    :wink:

    Geeze! Don't tell him to take care of it in the bathroom!

    bwahhahahah why not? thats what private bathrooms are for, no?

    Did you know that if you *kitten* on the toilet, it will cause you to have to have a bowel movement every time you orgasm?

    :noway:

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  • twelfty
    twelfty Posts: 576 Member
    with the steriods you do would anyone notice?

    Really dude! Please don't assume!

    .... sorry but a man of what? mid 30's? you haven't worked out what your **** is for and how it works in that time, not to mention what "your girl" would think

    i figure it must not be big enough to pay much attention to, and looking at your pictures i vote roids, ergo: i doubt anyone would notice

    not much of an assumption really, infact iirc roids make you do teenage things like get hard when you so much as look at the female form, and spaz out at the littlest things though when your **** shrinks i'm guessing that's not gonna help the situation :huh:

    Let me start with, I don't support steroid use in any manner, but to look at the man's pic and his OP and make assumptions is just short of body-shaming... which is against the forum rules...

    You should practice keeping at least some of your opinions to yourself.
    buhahahahahah
  • spirytwynd
    spirytwynd Posts: 141 Member
    Look in a different direction. Also focus on your workout instead of the ladies.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    shake weights.
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    with the steriods you do would anyone notice?

    Really dude! Please don't assume!

    .... sorry but a man of what? mid 30's? you haven't worked out what your **** is for and how it works in that time, not to mention what "your girl" would think

    i figure it must not be big enough to pay much attention to, and looking at your pictures i vote roids, ergo: i doubt anyone would notice

    not much of an assumption really, infact iirc roids make you do teenage things like get hard when you so much as look at the female form, and spaz out at the littlest things though when your **** shrinks i'm guessing that's not gonna help the situation :huh:

    Are you for real?

    You just accused a body builder (who competes in comps by the looks of it) of taking steroids . . . on a fitness website

    Then made remarks on the size of the guys penis.

    And then made inaccurate statements about steroids and shrinking your penis.


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  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    I know exactly what you mean OP, I sadly deal with this issue a lot. I used the take care of it before hand but it had the side effect of the knees being weak, also of the workout is more than an hour the issue returns.

    The solution I found out that works best for me now are briefs that are tight in front that way it maintains a chubby but not a full on erection so if extra rubbage happens at any point the little guy already has a track to expand in without telling the whole world. The second line of defense is looser pants/shorts with the tight underwear.

    And for the people saying the ladies are causing it, that is not the case most of the time but rather the repetitive motions of say being on the bike or lifting a certain way.
  • Confuzzled4ever
    Confuzzled4ever Posts: 2,860 Member
    This happens periodically when I happen to be horny when working out. I might be doing some cardio on the eliptical. There is a beautiful girl in front of me dressed just right in her workout clothes and moving it all just right. Seeing her move it combined with my shorts rubbing up against a certain area sort of gets things stirring a bit if you know what I mean. It can be quite frustrating and involves much mental determination to prevent an embarrassing situation. What should I do to prevent this in the future. :)

    I can help with this... ;~)
  • BrainsOnGains
    BrainsOnGains Posts: 282 Member
    Is it bad that I work out alone , at home and I have the same problem?
  • PINKinquisition1908
    PINKinquisition1908 Posts: 180 Member
    this thread is cracking me up.
  • 36jessica
    36jessica Posts: 319 Member
    tap the little feller with this every time he acts up:

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    he'll get the point eventually

    Ouch...could be effective, though :laugh:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Is it bad that I work out alone , at home and I have the same problem?

    Nah... I work out at home too, and while I don't have the necessary equipment for an erection, I often find it necessary to follow my workout with a little self-satisfaction.
  • The_Outlaw_Torn
    The_Outlaw_Torn Posts: 67 Member
    I don't fight it....I just whip it out and stroke to the pace that I am jogging at.
  • Jess102979
    Jess102979 Posts: 98 Member
    By looking at your name...."Strokes_and _Lathers"......I'm not surprised you would ask this!
  • 36jessica
    36jessica Posts: 319 Member
    I don't fight it....I just whip it out and stroke to the pace that I am jogging at.


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I can't stop laughing!!!
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    Codpiece.
  • Ashley_Panda
    Ashley_Panda Posts: 1,404 Member
    I don't fight it....I just whip it out and stroke to the pace that I am jogging at.

    How YOU doin'? :wink:
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    Dont fight it!
  • taliasometimes
    taliasometimes Posts: 301 Member
    swift kick to the groin
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    I like imagining who I would bite when i am working out. luckily i dont have a male member.

    ...bite?

    lick?
  • bethlaf
    bethlaf Posts: 954 Member
    call me way to off center(its ok , i hear it all the time) , but even the thought of some guy whipping it out at a gym skeeves me , ... but hey
    in all seriousness
    you know what
    most adult women realize men get hard for little to no reason at all,

    and if she notices well, then she's "looking" so maybe it would be a compliment too?
  • cynthiaj777
    cynthiaj777 Posts: 787 Member
    Oh funny while I'm working....after my coworker just asked me if I could fix her phone. NO. I'm not tech support. :laugh:
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    Is it bad that I work out alone , at home and I have the same problem?

    don't listen to Barry White when you lift. problem solved.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Reminds me of the *kitten* skit where Johnny Knoxville goes to the gym to workout and has a fake ummm apparatus making a bulge in his shorts stick straight out.
    He asks some dude "bro can you spot me..." :laugh:
  • MeIShouldB
    MeIShouldB Posts: 578 Member
    "Take care of business" before you work out?

    I'm a woman, but this sounds like the best answer.
  • Ilovevwgolf
    Ilovevwgolf Posts: 564 Member
    put on blinkers
  • da1128
    da1128 Posts: 212 Member
    This brings to mind the day I was lifting heavy weights at the gym when a guy walked by wearing tiny silk shorts with his business hanging out one side.

    I was so shocked, I completely lost my focus and the barbell shifted...ended up with a torn rotator cuff.

    Take care of your business beforehand and don't risk injury to others! :bigsmile:
  • Maryaly40
    Maryaly40 Posts: 551 Member
    oh i have this problem DAILY...what do you all suggest? (I just had to respond, sorry :blushing: )
  • pyrowill
    pyrowill Posts: 1,163 Member
    As if a man needs advice on this matter. I'm sure you can find a way to deal with it. First world problems ey.
  • camrunner
    camrunner Posts: 363
    I like imagining who I would bite when i am working out. luckily i dont have a male member.

    ...bite?

    lick?

    Well, okay.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    swift kick to the groin

    No.
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