Fighting off an erection while working out.

Juliejustsaying

It's more then one look. She is working out in front of me while we are both on stationary equipment. I also stated it only happens when I'm horny (actually real horny) when I get to the gym, that combined with loose shorts while doing the eliptical is when the situation arises. No reason to hate!

yeah I kind of gotta give OP the credit on this one. i visit many gyms and have noticed that the proximity of the woman's behind to the faces of men on other machines or weight equipment is frequently unfortunate. somebody should feng shui that ish.

bwahahahahahahah...EXACTLY!!!! Frankly, I don't really ever think about anyone else at the gym when I'm lifting...so feel free to sport a chub I won't notice, but should hell freeze over and I do, it BETTER be because of me...lol. BUT! I do fret when some guy is right next to my *kitten* while on some other equipment...feng shui that *kitten*!

EDIT: Cause lifting and sweating and *kitten* isn't really conducive to the that fresh feeling. Ah now we can segue into female topics that I LOVE so much...like feminine hygene and TOM ... :noway: (effiing TOM threads need to be deleted immediately and always)

LauraJo08

repeat post.

LauraJo08

I am not mad or offended. I do not think men should never look at women. I just think its a little pathetic that one glance and hes in a fit! He made it seem like it was a reoccuring problem which leads me to believe he just simply doesnt get laid enough...or ever. Or it was a joke. I do have a sense of humour and laughed a few times at this thread. I am just saying if this isnt a joke a picture some weirdo creepy guy!

One does not simply workout,

and not get eye raped.

I'm sorry. I had to stop reading the rest of this otherwise quite hilarious topic because I don't understand. What the fu(k is eye raping? Is it where you imagine with your eyes penetrating a woman against her consent? If so, that is A) revolting scary that you would ever use that kind of terminology? Think before you say things like that.

CoderGal

I am not mad or offended. I do not think men should never look at women. I just think its a little pathetic that one glance and hes in a fit! He made it seem like it was a reoccuring problem which leads me to believe he just simply doesnt get laid enough...or ever. Or it was a joke. I do have a sense of humour and laughed a few times at this thread. I am just saying if this isnt a joke a picture some weirdo creepy guy!

One does not simply workout,

and not get eye raped.

I'm sorry. I had to stop reading the rest of this otherwise quite hilarious topic because I don't understand. What the fu(k is eye raping? Is it where you imagine with your eyes penetrating a woman against her consent? If so, that is A) revolting scary that you would ever use that kind of terminology? Think before you say things like that.

Forgive and forget. I think everyones blood is somewhere else right now.

mjterp

in before the lock

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