ways to annoy a fitness person

alpha_andy
alpha_andy Posts: 160 Member
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What are some good and creative ways to really annoy a fitness person?
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  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Tell them all about how your slim shake/miracle pill/only eat red things on Thursday/goats blood diet is way more effective than their 'eat well and exercise' plan

    "Something something shake weight/ab roller/fat magnets"
  • Lifting_Knitter
    Lifting_Knitter Posts: 1,025
    Tell them you are on a 500 calorie diet.
  • delonda1
    delonda1 Posts: 525 Member
    tell them how you are just going to do tons of cardio and eat nothing......

    yeah we all know where that gets us
  • MarioLozano16
    MarioLozano16 Posts: 319 Member
    By being fat
  • Fivefeetjo
    Fivefeetjo Posts: 59 Member
    Talk to that person while he/she's in the middle of a set. :P
  • angdpowers
    angdpowers Posts: 311 Member
    By telling them that you ran farther, lifted more, worked out for longer, ate less, ate better ... you know, the whole "that's so great you did that buuuuut" and then you say you did better.

    hahaha so annoying!
  • tonytoo
    tonytoo Posts: 307
    Catch the lift and go one floor.
  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
    Tell them what you learned from Dr. Oz/Gillian McKeith
  • KarenJanine
    KarenJanine Posts: 3,497 Member
    Whinge about being over weight while you stuff cookies in.

    Complain that you've eaten "nothing" and not lost any weight.

    Say you've been working out "all week" and the scale has gone up so it must be muscle gain.
  • PeanutButterLuver
    PeanutButterLuver Posts: 910
    My co-worker asks me daily "Are you going to workout?" I find this really annoying. YES! I'm working out! I workout daily! Grrrrrr
  • m4ttcheek
    m4ttcheek Posts: 229 Member
    Use the word "Toned". It's very annoying.
  • alwayskungfu
    alwayskungfu Posts: 92
    Stand still on an elevator....NO HANG ON I HAVE ANNOYED MYSELF!!!
  • m4ttcheek
    m4ttcheek Posts: 229 Member
    Stand still on an elevator....NO HANG ON I HAVE ANNOYED MYSELF!!!

    Do you mean escalator?
  • mogletdeluxe
    mogletdeluxe Posts: 623 Member
    Haaaaaaa, I love the comments so far!

    My personal favourites:

    - "but why are you lifting weights? You'll get all manly" - RAAAAR OH MY GOD I WANT TO USE MY NEWLY-ACQUIRED STRENGTH TO BEAT YOU TO A BLOODY PULP

    - "you exercise loads; your diet doesn't matter" - er...it matters even more, actually

    - cardio is evil/strength training is evil/carbohydrates are evil/etc etc etc Opinions are like arseholes; everyone's got one

    - anyone but ANYONE who is a special genetic snowflake who gives a healthy lifestyle a shot for approximately 17 seconds and haven't lost half their bodyweight in that time. Yeah, it's your thyroid rather than McDonalds. Sure.

    - peeps who talk on the phone whilst gently nudging the crosstrainer, or nearly going back in time on the treadmill. I tell you what, give me your £40 a month and I'll happily poke you with a stick periodically.
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    Give them LOTS of advice, opposite of what they are doing. Use the phrases "that's a myth" and "you wont see results" repetitively...
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  • mogletdeluxe
    mogletdeluxe Posts: 623 Member
    Oooh, also, also: "muscle weighs more than fat".

    SWEET BABY JESUS.
  • notworthstalking
    notworthstalking Posts: 531 Member
    Ask them questions , then answer them yourself, and incorrectly .,,,.
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    Muscle weighs more than fat

    Women get all bulky and gross

    High Rep, low weight

    No CARBS!!

    And my personal favorite.....

    Do lots of sit-ups for a flat belly :explode:
  • kennie2
    kennie2 Posts: 1,170 Member
    tell them you dont eat sugar cos of too much sugar
    ask them if theyre worried about getting fat from eating peanut butter
  • tpittsley77
    tpittsley77 Posts: 607 Member
    Wow! i am learning lots from this thread! Great fitness advice everyone!
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    oh, I forgot.... I have lots of loose skin (says the 40 lb overweight woman)
  • lacroyx
    lacroyx Posts: 5,754 Member
    do curls in the squat rack
    do squats in the curl rack
    don't wipe the sweat off machines/benches when you are done
    grunt loudly during all exercises
    sing loudly while listening to music

    edit: I just realized all of mine apply to the gym >.>
  • SunKissed1989
    SunKissed1989 Posts: 1,314 Member
    Saying "I just can't eat that early" or "I'm just not hungry in the morning" as an excuse for not eating breakfast

    I'm not always hungry when I get up in the morning, but I'll still have something to get my body going...

    oh, and at the gym, the guys who sit or stand around the weights machines talking or just watching others working out - are you actually going to do something or just stare at everyone else??
  • baileysmom4
    baileysmom4 Posts: 242 Member
    Bring donuts to the office and then ask why I'm not having any when they know I'm not eating crap anymore.
  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
    Make up your own exercise
  • strikerjb007
    strikerjb007 Posts: 443 Member
    The word TONING, or when they ask me how many ABS exercises I do (10 mins a week).
  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
    Take their lifelong dream, that they've dedicated years too, sacrificed blood sweat and tears for... and tell them you're genuinely concerned you'll achieve it by accident.
  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
    Take one of the most sought after pieces of equipment in the gym, and use it for an exercise there are dozens of other more suitable options for.
  • melmckay99
    melmckay99 Posts: 358
    Being asked "are you allowed to eat this with your diet?".

    I can eat whatever I want, i'm not on a diet! I just don't WANT to eat that crap food you are offering.
  • strikerjb007
    strikerjb007 Posts: 443 Member
    Someone asking me for advice, telling me how they are tired of being out of shape. I offer advice, help them get started and then it goes for a day or maybe two.

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