I NEED A BOYFRIEND

FitandFab33

But I'm certainly not looking for him on MFP. :-)

In all seriousness- it's time.

I've been off the market/out of the game for the last 5+ years and now it's a foreign event.

I'm not sure how to meet people, how to broach the subject of having a baby, and how much if it is just for fun versus seriousness.

And what's the etiquette on gym flirting? I'm usually in my own world under the barbell but the gym is one of the only places I regularly visit where I'm in mixed company, soooooo...

maab_connor

you have boobs. just go out there and point them at someone.

M______

you have boobs. just go out there and point them at someone.

Only complicated if you also have a penis.

maab_connor

you have boobs. just go out there and point them at someone.

Only complicated if you also have a penis.

not for everyone.

KaleidoscopeEyes1056

you have boobs. just go out there and point them at someone.

This. You can get anything with boobs. They're like currency.

Jackson4590

Have you met him?

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/970872-looking-for-a-girlfriend

TX_Thundercat

you have boobs. just go out there and point them at someone.

This. You can get anything with boobs. They're like currency.

Not true, my boobs don't get me *kitten*

djeffreys10

You are hot as all frak. This will be easy for you. Flirt with a guy anywhere you are. I seriously doubt a guy is going to be pissed if someone that looks like you starts hitting on him at the gym.

iulia_maddie

"Hey, I was wondering if you could help me with my rack? Ermm.. the squat rack? I really, REALLY need a spotter, if ya know what I mean"
For best results, do this while wearing yoga pants, are just a tiny teansy bit sweaty and you're breathing a little heavier than usual.
You're welcome.

silvergurl518

i see what you're saying, OP. but maybe just change the "need" to a "want" and you might get somewhere hell, i'm there myself. it hasn't been 5 years but i feel revirginized. i don't like to just get it on with randos nor do i belabor myself with mediocre/bad relationships.

they say the secret to life (or something?) is not having what you want but wanting what you have. be happy with your life and then prince charming will come along when you least expect it (that's what they tell me, anyway).

FitandFab33

Have you met him?

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/970872-looking-for-a-girlfriend

Where do you think this post came from? :laugh:

c2hrist3a

you have boobs. just go out there and point them at someone.

Only complicated if you also have a penis.

not for everyone.

Some people really like the tranny surprise!

twinketta

Have you met him?

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/970872-looking-for-a-girlfriend

yep match made in heaven!!! boy looks for girl, girl looks for boy!!

I don`t have to see stupid posts on a fitness website. Yay!!!

M______

you have boobs. just go out there and point them at someone.

This. You can get anything with boobs. They're like currency.

Not true, my boobs don't get me *kitten*

But have you showed them to any guys recently?

FitandFab33

i see what you're saying, OP. but maybe just change the "need" to a "want" and you might get somewhere hell, i'm there myself. it hasn't been 5 years but i feel revirginized. i don't like to just get it on with randos nor do i belabor myself with mediocre/bad relationships.

they say the secret to life (or something?) is not having what you want but wanting what you have. be happy with your life and then prince charming will come along when you least expect it (that's what they tell me, anyway).

While I'm serious about rejoining the dating world- I certainly don't NEED a bf. The title (and frankly the post) is a direct result of the "Looking for a gf" thread.

ETA: I figured I would just kill two birds with one stone and get some dating advice on the fly.

catrinaHwechanged

"Hey, I was wondering if you could help me with my rack? Ermm.. the squat rack? I really, REALLY need a spotter, if ya know what I mean"
For best results, do this while wearing yoga pants, are just a tiny teansy bit sweaty and you're breathing a little heavier than usual.
You're welcome.

I like your style!

MNA76

There's another thread, right next door. You may be a match made in MFP heaven.

djeffreys10

Have you met him?

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/970872-looking-for-a-girlfriend

yep match made in heaven!!! boy looks for girl, girl looks for boy!!

I don`t have to see stupid posts on a fitness website. Yay!!!

If you don't like stupid posts on a fitness forum, you are in the wrong sub-forum. Unless you consider "would you *kitten* the person above you" intellectually stimulating.

FitandFab33

"Hey, I was wondering if you could help me with my rack? Ermm.. the squat rack? I really, REALLY need a spotter, if ya know what I mean"
For best results, do this while wearing yoga pants, are just a tiny teansy bit sweaty and you're breathing a little heavier than usual.
You're welcome.

It's the abundance of genius like this that makes me glad we're friends. :-)

iulia_maddie

You do have a nice body, but that doesn't mean anything. There are many pretty women with terrible personalities.

She's pretty awesome too.

FitandFab33

There's another thread, right next door. You may be a match made in MFP heaven.

Again.. the parallelism on which this thread is established was obviously lost in translation. sigh.

taunto

I will boyfriend you so hard!

I will ask you out for coffee and even talk to you while looking at your face and not looking at all the hot waitresses

Then, oh you better be prepared for my next brutal move because after the coffee, I will ask you out for a dinner and movie. Oh yeah, you know how hard I would be boyfriending you when theres dinner and a movie involved!

I will wine and dine you all night. I will wine and dine you so hard that you might even wanna... ask me to take you home.

And then.

Oh thats when the magic begins.

Then, I will drop you off because you're tipsy and so I will take you to your home and go my own way and wait for your phone call.

BAM! You just got boyfriended. HARD!

PS. This hardcore boyfriending will involve me forgetting I even have a cellphone!

Lift_This_

There's another thread, right next door. You may be a match made in MFP heaven.

she stated she didn't want to find him on MFP...lol


just shake what yo mama gave ya!!! that will bring all the boys to the yard.

FitandFab33

You do have a nice body, but that doesn't mean anything. There are many pretty women with terrible personalities.

She's pretty awesome too.

:flowerforyou: Nevermind, guys. I think I'll just do my damndest to woo Iulia.

thecanface

here he is: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/970872-looking-for-a-girlfriend

ILoveTheBrowns

mememememememememememe........standing and yelling memememe

FitandFab33

There's another thread, right next door. You may be a match made in MFP heaven.

she stated she didn't want to find him on MFP...lol


just shake what yo mama gave ya!!! that will bring all the boys to the yard.

Where's 00sarah when I need her?!?

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.. and I'm like: Don't even think about it. I don't share my ice cream. Also, this is a private residence and you are all trespassing"

OptimisticlyOptimistic

I will boyfriend you so hard!

I will ask you out for coffee and even talk to you while looking at your face and not looking at all the hot waitresses

Then, oh you better be prepared for my next brutal move because after the coffee, I will ask you out for a dinner and movie. Oh yeah, you know how hard I would be boyfriending you when theres dinner and a movie involved!

I will wine and dine you all night. I will wine and dine you so hard that you might even wanna... ask me to take you home.

And then.

Oh thats when the magic begins.

Then, I will drop you off because you're tipsy and so I will take you to your home and go my own way and wait for your phone call.

BAM! You just got boyfriended. HARD!

PS. This hardcore boyfriending will involve me forgetting I even have a cellphone!

^ Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!

Jacwhite22

But I'm certainly not looking for him on MFP. :-)

In all seriousness- it's time.

I've been off the market/out of the game for the last 5+ years and now it's a foreign event.

I'm not sure how to meet people, how to broach the subject of having a baby, and how much if it is just for fun versus seriousness.

And what's the etiquette on gym flirting? I'm usually in my own world under the barbell but the gym is one of the only places I regularly visit where I'm in mixed company, soooooo...

For starters......make your profile open. It's impossible for the creepers as it is. And I can't give you valuable advice because I can not tell if you are the least bit attractive or just a good body.

Mavrick7a

"Hey, I was wondering if you could help me with my rack? Ermm.. the squat rack? I really, REALLY need a spotter, if ya know what I mean"
For best results, do this while wearing yoga pants, are just a tiny teansy bit sweaty and you're breathing a little heavier than usual.
You're welcome.

Yup, I fell for this one a couple times at the gym. Didn't know that I was set up! :laugh:

I guess men are easy prey for women on the hunt. Flash some bait, have the right scent, set the trap and BAM!

maab_connor

you have boobs. just go out there and point them at someone.

Only complicated if you also have a penis.

not for everyone.

Some people really like the tranny surprise!

i prefer to call it "all in one packaging"