I NEED A BOYFRIEND

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  • scarrletti_girl
    scarrletti_girl Posts: 479 Member
    you could always do a free dating website. one of my friends did it and she found a nice man and she is really happy now. and on there you can pick and choose and block weirdo's lol unlike at the gym or at a bar lol
  • FitandFab33
    FitandFab33 Posts: 718 Member
    I will boyfriend you so hard!

    I will ask you out for coffee and even talk to you while looking at your face and not looking at all the hot waitresses

    Then, oh you better be prepared for my next brutal move because after the coffee, I will ask you out for a dinner and movie. Oh yeah, you know how hard I would be boyfriending you when theres dinner and a movie involved!

    I will wine and dine you all night. I will wine and dine you so hard that you might even wanna... ask me to take you home.

    And then.

    Oh thats when the magic begins.

    Then, I will drop you off because you're tipsy and so I will take you to your home and go my own way and wait for your phone call.

    BAM! You just got boyfriended. HARD!

    PS. This hardcore boyfriending will involve me forgetting I even have a cellphone!

    Oh Taunto, the chivalry is so overwhelming. There should be a "swoon" thing. hahaha
  • lacroyx
    lacroyx Posts: 5,754 Member
    you have boobs. just go out there and point them at someone.

    This. You can get anything with boobs. They're like currency.

    Not true, my boobs don't get me *kitten*

    That's because it's moobs, the male equivalent. It's not the same as boobs on a girl.
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    I will boyfriend you so hard!

    I will ask you out for coffee and even talk to you while looking at your face and not looking at all the hot waitresses

    Then, oh you better be prepared for my next brutal move because after the coffee, I will ask you out for a dinner and movie. Oh yeah, you know how hard I would be boyfriending you when theres dinner and a movie involved!

    I will wine and dine you all night. I will wine and dine you so hard that you might even wanna... ask me to take you home.

    And then.

    Oh thats when the magic begins.

    Then, I will drop you off because you're tipsy and so I will take you to your home and go my own way and wait for your phone call.

    BAM! You just got boyfriended. HARD!

    PS. This hardcore boyfriending will involve me forgetting I even have a cellphone!

    But do you make $85 K? How's your sunglasses game?
  • Vincentsz
    Vincentsz Posts: 407 Member
    With a body like that I assure you it won't take long!

    :noway:
  • nolachick
    nolachick Posts: 3,278 Member
    I will boyfriend you so hard!

    I will ask you out for coffee and even talk to you while looking at your face and not looking at all the hot waitresses

    Then, oh you better be prepared for my next brutal move because after the coffee, I will ask you out for a dinner and movie. Oh yeah, you know how hard I would be boyfriending you when theres dinner and a movie involved!

    I will wine and dine you all night. I will wine and dine you so hard that you might even wanna... ask me to take you home.

    And then.

    Oh thats when the magic begins.

    Then, I will drop you off because you're tipsy and so I will take you to your home and go my own way and wait for your phone call.

    BAM! You just got boyfriended. HARD!

    PS. This hardcore boyfriending will involve me forgetting I even have a cellphone!

    :laugh:
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    I will boyfriend you so hard!

    I will ask you out for coffee and even talk to you while looking at your face and not looking at all the hot waitresses

    Then, oh you better be prepared for my next brutal move because after the coffee, I will ask you out for a dinner and movie. Oh yeah, you know how hard I would be boyfriending you when theres dinner and a movie involved!

    I will wine and dine you all night. I will wine and dine you so hard that you might even wanna... ask me to take you home.

    And then.

    Oh thats when the magic begins.

    Then, I will drop you off because you're tipsy and so I will take you to your home and go my own way and wait for your phone call.

    BAM! You just got boyfriended. HARD!

    PS. This hardcore boyfriending will involve me forgetting I even have a cellphone!

    Did we date?

    FTW!!!
  • peggysue218
    peggysue218 Posts: 126 Member
    Yeah, regardless of what your face looks like, guys will dig you for your body (and I'm 1000% sure you're already aware of this). Also - are you saying you WANT to have a baby? Don't do it!
  • slappy2121
    slappy2121 Posts: 7
    I'm old, but I'll volunteer!
  • ReinasWrath
    ReinasWrath Posts: 1,173 Member
    I'll be your boyfriend. I make like 85K a year.
  • iWaffle
    iWaffle Posts: 2,208 Member
    I'm not sure how to meet people, how to broach the subject of having a baby, and how much if it is just for fun versus seriousness.

    Whoa there girl! Take it easy. Baby making shouldn't be brought up in the gym. Save that sort of stuff until you've had a few dates and determine what sort of income this guy has. Does he take you to nice places to eat or is it just cooking at home with his mother?
  • psych0kitty
    psych0kitty Posts: 313
    Internet. But not match or eharmony BS.

    I met my husband on okcupid.com. Didn't mess around - said "hi," waited for a reply, then asked to meet for coffee. 5 years later we're super happy!
  • azzkikin
    azzkikin Posts: 458 Member
    I am a Boy and I am a Friend. Oh but I am on MFP. Damn! so close... Oh well FR if you want a new friend anyway.
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    here he is: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/970872-looking-for-a-girlfriend

    Perfect!!!
  • FitandFab33
    FitandFab33 Posts: 718 Member
    I will boyfriend you so hard!

    I will ask you out for coffee and even talk to you while looking at your face and not looking at all the hot waitresses

    Then, oh you better be prepared for my next brutal move because after the coffee, I will ask you out for a dinner and movie. Oh yeah, you know how hard I would be boyfriending you when theres dinner and a movie involved!

    I will wine and dine you all night. I will wine and dine you so hard that you might even wanna... ask me to take you home.

    And then.

    Oh thats when the magic begins.

    Then, I will drop you off because you're tipsy and so I will take you to your home and go my own way and wait for your phone call.

    BAM! You just got boyfriended. HARD!

    PS. This hardcore boyfriending will involve me forgetting I even have a cellphone!

    But do you make $85 K? How's your sunglasses game?

    I'm independently wealthy... and only drive in full-rhinestone sunglasses so I blind the other drivers. Absolutely rap video appropriate. I've got him beat. :laugh:
  • krhn
    krhn Posts: 781 Member
    you have boobs. just go out there and point them at someone.

    This. You can get anything with boobs. They're like currency.

    Not true, my boobs don't get me *kitten*

    :laugh:
  • FitandFab33
    FitandFab33 Posts: 718 Member
    I'm not sure how to meet people, how to broach the subject of having a baby, and how much if it is just for fun versus seriousness.

    Whoa there girl! Take it easy. Baby making shouldn't be brought up in the gym. Save that sort of stuff until you've had a few dates and determine what sort of income this guy has. Does he take you to nice places to eat or is it just cooking at home with his mother?

    hahaha- I HAVE a baby. Not trying to jump a guy and make a new one on the incline bench. Althoughhhhhhhh.... hmmmmm...
  • seanezekiel
    seanezekiel Posts: 228 Member
    I have faith in your ability to fix this problem :)
  • FitandFab33
    FitandFab33 Posts: 718 Member
    I'll be your boyfriend. I make like 85K a year.

    Sold, girl. Body shots to celebrate.
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
    you have boobs. just go out there and point them at someone.

    Only complicated if you also have a penis.

    not for everyone.

    Some people really like the tranny surprise!

    i prefer to call it "all in one packaging"

    *kitten* JUST GOT REAL!
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    I will boyfriend you so hard!

    I will ask you out for coffee and even talk to you while looking at your face and not looking at all the hot waitresses

    Then, oh you better be prepared for my next brutal move because after the coffee, I will ask you out for a dinner and movie. Oh yeah, you know how hard I would be boyfriending you when theres dinner and a movie involved!

    I will wine and dine you all night. I will wine and dine you so hard that you might even wanna... ask me to take you home.

    And then.

    Oh thats when the magic begins.

    Then, I will drop you off because you're tipsy and so I will take you to your home and go my own way and wait for your phone call.

    BAM! You just got boyfriended. HARD!

    PS. This hardcore boyfriending will involve me forgetting I even have a cellphone!

    Hhahaha, I cant breathe, Im laughing too hard to type..Call my Nurse, I just wet my pants
  • Igotdisbish
    Igotdisbish Posts: 91
    you have boobs. just go out there and point them at someone.

    Only complicated if you also have a penis.

    not for everyone.


    Some people really like the tranny surprise!

    Uhhhh.... :noway:


    edited cuz I screwed up
  • FitandFab33
    FitandFab33 Posts: 718 Member
    But I'm certainly not looking for him on MFP. :-)

    In all seriousness- it's time.

    I've been off the market/out of the game for the last 5+ years and now it's a foreign event.

    I'm not sure how to meet people, how to broach the subject of having a baby, and how much if it is just for fun versus seriousness.

    And what's the etiquette on gym flirting? I'm usually in my own world under the barbell but the gym is one of the only places I regularly visit where I'm in mixed company, soooooo...

    For starters......make your profile open. It's impossible for the creepers as it is. And I can't give you valuable advice because I can not tell if you are the least bit attractive or just a good body.

    For good measure and entertainment- it's open temporarily. If the creepers get excessively creepy- down it goes
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    I am a Boy and I am a Friend. Oh but I am on MFP. Damn! so close... Oh well FR if you want a new friend anyway.

    great way to slide on in and pimp yourself out...lol :drinker: :flowerforyou:
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    I will boyfriend you so hard!

    I will ask you out for coffee and even talk to you while looking at your face and not looking at all the hot waitresses

    Then, oh you better be prepared for my next brutal move because after the coffee, I will ask you out for a dinner and movie. Oh yeah, you know how hard I would be boyfriending you when theres dinner and a movie involved!

    I will wine and dine you all night. I will wine and dine you so hard that you might even wanna... ask me to take you home.

    And then.

    Oh thats when the magic begins.

    Then, I will drop you off because you're tipsy and so I will take you to your home and go my own way and wait for your phone call.

    BAM! You just got boyfriended. HARD!

    PS. This hardcore boyfriending will involve me forgetting I even have a cellphone!

    But do you make $85 K? How's your sunglasses game?

    I'm independently wealthy... and only drive in full-rhinestone sunglasses so I blind the other drivers. Absolutely rap video appropriate. I've got him beat. :laugh:

    White leather pants? If not, we'll get you some. Just be careful. The ladies love that *kitten*.
  • Nightterror218
    Nightterror218 Posts: 375 Member
    do you have an application or is it a phone interview?
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    I'll be your boyfriend. I make like 85K a year.

    Sold, girl. Body shots to celebrate.

    Well frak. I make more than that. I should have been made aware this was an auction in time to get my bid in! :grumble:
  • Mavrick7a
    Mavrick7a Posts: 1,353
    But I'm certainly not looking for him on MFP. :-)

    In all seriousness- it's time.

    I've been off the market/out of the game for the last 5+ years and now it's a foreign event.

    I'm not sure how to meet people, how to broach the subject of having a baby, and how much if it is just for fun versus seriousness.

    And what's the etiquette on gym flirting? I'm usually in my own world under the barbell but the gym is one of the only places I regularly visit where I'm in mixed company, soooooo...

    For starters......make your profile open. It's impossible for the creepers as it is. And I can't give you valuable advice because I can not tell if you are the least bit attractive or just a good body.

    For good measure and entertainment- it's open temporarily. If the creepers get excessively creepy- down it goes

    @OP - Dayum! This creeper got to look at all your pics! Why are you looking for a boyfriend?
  • FitandFab33
    FitandFab33 Posts: 718 Member
    I'll be your boyfriend. I make like 85K a year.

    Sold, girl. Body shots to celebrate.

    Well frak. I make more than that. I should have been made aware this was an auction in time to get my bid in! :grumble:

    I'm "sold" on her for her pic. Not her salary. I have my own cash :-)
  • monipie
    monipie Posts: 280 Member
    it's hard for attractive women to find a boyfriend these days? damn, i am glad i'm married.
    i would think you wouldn't have a problem.

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