I NEED A BOYFRIEND

iWaffle

I'm not sure how to meet people, how to broach the subject of having a baby, and how much if it is just for fun versus seriousness.

Whoa there girl! Take it easy. Baby making shouldn't be brought up in the gym. Save that sort of stuff until you've had a few dates and determine what sort of income this guy has. Does he take you to nice places to eat or is it just cooking at home with his mother?

psych0kitty

Internet. But not match or eharmony BS.

I met my husband on okcupid.com. Didn't mess around - said "hi," waited for a reply, then asked to meet for coffee. 5 years later we're super happy!

azzkikin

I am a Boy and I am a Friend. Oh but I am on MFP. Damn! so close... Oh well FR if you want a new friend anyway.

_DaniD_

here he is: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/970872-looking-for-a-girlfriend

Perfect!!!

FitandFab33

I will boyfriend you so hard!

I will ask you out for coffee and even talk to you while looking at your face and not looking at all the hot waitresses

Then, oh you better be prepared for my next brutal move because after the coffee, I will ask you out for a dinner and movie. Oh yeah, you know how hard I would be boyfriending you when theres dinner and a movie involved!

I will wine and dine you all night. I will wine and dine you so hard that you might even wanna... ask me to take you home.

And then.

Oh thats when the magic begins.

Then, I will drop you off because you're tipsy and so I will take you to your home and go my own way and wait for your phone call.

BAM! You just got boyfriended. HARD!

PS. This hardcore boyfriending will involve me forgetting I even have a cellphone!

But do you make $85 K? How's your sunglasses game?

I'm independently wealthy... and only drive in full-rhinestone sunglasses so I blind the other drivers. Absolutely rap video appropriate. I've got him beat. :laugh:

krhn

you have boobs. just go out there and point them at someone.

This. You can get anything with boobs. They're like currency.

Not true, my boobs don't get me *kitten*

:laugh:

FitandFab33

I'm not sure how to meet people, how to broach the subject of having a baby, and how much if it is just for fun versus seriousness.

Whoa there girl! Take it easy. Baby making shouldn't be brought up in the gym. Save that sort of stuff until you've had a few dates and determine what sort of income this guy has. Does he take you to nice places to eat or is it just cooking at home with his mother?

hahaha- I HAVE a baby. Not trying to jump a guy and make a new one on the incline bench. Althoughhhhhhhh.... hmmmmm...

seanezekiel

I have faith in your ability to fix this problem

FitandFab33

I'll be your boyfriend. I make like 85K a year.

Sold, girl. Body shots to celebrate.

CorvusCorax77

you have boobs. just go out there and point them at someone.

Only complicated if you also have a penis.

not for everyone.

Some people really like the tranny surprise!

i prefer to call it "all in one packaging"

*kitten* JUST GOT REAL!

Cp731

I will boyfriend you so hard!

I will ask you out for coffee and even talk to you while looking at your face and not looking at all the hot waitresses

Then, oh you better be prepared for my next brutal move because after the coffee, I will ask you out for a dinner and movie. Oh yeah, you know how hard I would be boyfriending you when theres dinner and a movie involved!

I will wine and dine you all night. I will wine and dine you so hard that you might even wanna... ask me to take you home.

And then.

Oh thats when the magic begins.

Then, I will drop you off because you're tipsy and so I will take you to your home and go my own way and wait for your phone call.

BAM! You just got boyfriended. HARD!

PS. This hardcore boyfriending will involve me forgetting I even have a cellphone!

Hhahaha, I cant breathe, Im laughing too hard to type..Call my Nurse, I just wet my pants

Igotdisbish

you have boobs. just go out there and point them at someone.

Only complicated if you also have a penis.

not for everyone.

Some people really like the tranny surprise!

Uhhhh.... :noway:


edited cuz I screwed up

FitandFab33

But I'm certainly not looking for him on MFP. :-)

In all seriousness- it's time.

I've been off the market/out of the game for the last 5+ years and now it's a foreign event.

I'm not sure how to meet people, how to broach the subject of having a baby, and how much if it is just for fun versus seriousness.

And what's the etiquette on gym flirting? I'm usually in my own world under the barbell but the gym is one of the only places I regularly visit where I'm in mixed company, soooooo...

For starters......make your profile open. It's impossible for the creepers as it is. And I can't give you valuable advice because I can not tell if you are the least bit attractive or just a good body.

For good measure and entertainment- it's open temporarily. If the creepers get excessively creepy- down it goes

Lift_This_

I am a Boy and I am a Friend. Oh but I am on MFP. Damn! so close... Oh well FR if you want a new friend anyway.

great way to slide on in and pimp yourself out...lol :drinker: :flowerforyou:

Beastette

I will boyfriend you so hard!

I will ask you out for coffee and even talk to you while looking at your face and not looking at all the hot waitresses

Then, oh you better be prepared for my next brutal move because after the coffee, I will ask you out for a dinner and movie. Oh yeah, you know how hard I would be boyfriending you when theres dinner and a movie involved!

I will wine and dine you all night. I will wine and dine you so hard that you might even wanna... ask me to take you home.

And then.

Oh thats when the magic begins.

Then, I will drop you off because you're tipsy and so I will take you to your home and go my own way and wait for your phone call.

BAM! You just got boyfriended. HARD!

PS. This hardcore boyfriending will involve me forgetting I even have a cellphone!

But do you make $85 K? How's your sunglasses game?

I'm independently wealthy... and only drive in full-rhinestone sunglasses so I blind the other drivers. Absolutely rap video appropriate. I've got him beat. :laugh:

White leather pants? If not, we'll get you some. Just be careful. The ladies love that *kitten*.

Nightterror218

do you have an application or is it a phone interview?

djeffreys10

I'll be your boyfriend. I make like 85K a year.

Sold, girl. Body shots to celebrate.

Well frak. I make more than that. I should have been made aware this was an auction in time to get my bid in! :grumble:

Mavrick7a

But I'm certainly not looking for him on MFP. :-)

In all seriousness- it's time.

I've been off the market/out of the game for the last 5+ years and now it's a foreign event.

I'm not sure how to meet people, how to broach the subject of having a baby, and how much if it is just for fun versus seriousness.

And what's the etiquette on gym flirting? I'm usually in my own world under the barbell but the gym is one of the only places I regularly visit where I'm in mixed company, soooooo...

For starters......make your profile open. It's impossible for the creepers as it is. And I can't give you valuable advice because I can not tell if you are the least bit attractive or just a good body.

For good measure and entertainment- it's open temporarily. If the creepers get excessively creepy- down it goes

@OP - Dayum! This creeper got to look at all your pics! Why are you looking for a boyfriend?

FitandFab33

I'll be your boyfriend. I make like 85K a year.

Sold, girl. Body shots to celebrate.

Well frak. I make more than that. I should have been made aware this was an auction in time to get my bid in! :grumble:

I'm "sold" on her for her pic. Not her salary. I have my own cash :-)

monipie

it's hard for attractive women to find a boyfriend these days? damn, i am glad i'm married.
i would think you wouldn't have a problem.