Ideas for *witty* responses to healthy haters
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When you die I'll still be alive.0
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So a close relative remarked, " You can still see the roots on those," as I was happily eating lightly broiled brussels sprouts.
"Yeah, you know where they came from," I responded.
She continued her rant about eating vegetables. My quip did not make her laugh or shut up.
I need better, smart-*kitten*, but funny quips/comebacks that will shut people up. I haven't found anything online. Come on, there had to be funny healthy people, right?
In this particular situation, "well judging by that gut you'll be buried somewhere under neath those roots soon."0 -
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Reading through some of the responses in this thread, it's amazing the sense of superiority eating vegetables seems to give some people.
Great attempt at trolling!
Not looking to troll at all. Straight up observation of how some of the responses come across.0 -
Reading through some of the responses in this thread, it's amazing the sense of superiority eating vegetables seems to give some people.
Great attempt at trolling!
Not looking to troll at all. Straight up observation of how some of the responses come across.
dude, im vegetarian. in my world, we cant use the same bathroom. hahahahaa.0 -
I would just ask them what their secret for staying thin is... you're open to anything! (hopefully they could stand to lose a few heeheh)0
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Well... I'm a vegetarian. Once my coworker saw me eating mushrooms and said "eeew, you're eating fungus", and I replied, "well, I just watched you eat a corpse, so what do you care?". Not my finest hour, but she stopped talking about my food.0
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be like ***** you need some ANTI OXIDANTS! lookin all wrinkly with your cheese fries haha just kidding a friend asked me once what to say to this girl that insulted him at a football game and he wanted something funny to say back to her but in a health food way. thats what i came up with...0
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Well... I'm a vegetarian. Once my coworker saw me eating mushrooms and said "eeew, you're eating fungus", and I replied, "well, I just watched you eat a corpse, so what do you care?". Not my finest hour, but she stopped talking about my food.
did that really happen, or were you really by yourself, tripping on mushrooms?0 -
Well... I'm a vegetarian. Once my coworker saw me eating mushrooms and said "eeew, you're eating fungus", and I replied, "well, I just watched you eat a corpse, so what do you care?". Not my finest hour, but she stopped talking about my food.
did that really happen, or were you really by yourself, tripping on mushrooms?0 -
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My cat's response.
"So's your face" works for pretty much everything.0 -
I get crap for how I order food in restaurants--nonfat, grilled, sauce on side, no butter or oil...you know the drill. My typical response to passive aggressive criticism is always "Can you believe I'm 48?" That typically shuts them up. As for a previous poster's observation on feeling superior...not even remotely. I don't care how other's eat but I care when they get lippy about how I'm eating.0
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Just say you'd rather treat your body as a temple instead of a dumpster. :bigsmile:0
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"cool story bro, tell it again with more vegetables"0
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Well... I'm a vegetarian. Once my coworker saw me eating mushrooms and said "eeew, you're eating fungus", and I replied, "well, I just watched you eat a corpse, so what do you care?". Not my finest hour, but she stopped talking about my food.
One of my co-workers did the same to me and I just asked him, "well, do you eat cheese?". He shut up.0 -
That's the point when I usually launch into the vegetable's many positive attributes; i.e. what it does for eyesight, skin, hair, memory, etc. Then people get interested. They realize that you 1) know what you're doing and 2) are willing to share your expertise with them. Next thing you know they'll be eating them too!0
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Good call.0
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I don't care about haters.
I'm too busy being awesome.
I have to second this. ^_^0 -
I don't care about haters.
I'm too busy being awesome.
I have to second this. ^_^
Hell yeah! Me three!0
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