What are your favorite movie quotes, and lines?

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  • snowmoon13
    snowmoon13 Posts: 165 Member
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    "I'm cold, I'm wet and I'm just plain scared!!" Janet Weiss, RHPS

    "Woah, woah woah, just hold on... No one's calling anyone a 'J.T.'" - SemiPro

    OF ALL TIME????

    Gretchen Ross: Donnie Darko? What the hell kind of name is that? It's like some sort of superhero or something.
    Donnie: What makes you think I'm not?

    OR

    Donnie: First of all: Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette - Gargamel did! She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gangbang scenario - Huh! I - it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual, th-they don't even have... reproductive organs under those little... white... pants. That's what's so illogical, y'know, about being a Smurf. Y'know what's the point of living... if you don't have a ****?
    Sean Smith: [sighs] Dammit, Donnie, wh-why you gotta get so smart on us?

    Both Donnie Darko
  • snowmoon13
    snowmoon13 Posts: 165 Member
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    "I didn't say better I said different. You oughta remember that. "

    Eddie and the Cruisers
  • lelly1981
    lelly1981 Posts: 90 Member
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    listen.... do you smell that?!

    ghostbusters

    that one cracks me up everytime. xxx
  • linbert57
    linbert57 Posts: 154 Member
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    "I think we're gonna need a bigger boat"

    "Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"

    "I'll be back"
  • majoki
    majoki Posts: 151 Member
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    There's Something About Mary (the hitchhiker scene).
    Step into my office.
    (Why?)
    Because you're f*cking fired! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb7FgSzeGqg)

    The Room.
    Lisa: Do you want me to order a pizza?
    Johnny: Whatever. I don't care.
    Lisa: I already ordered a pizza.

    [If you're looking to add to your bad quotes repertoire, you must see The Room!!]
  • bostonwolf
    bostonwolf Posts: 3,038 Member
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    "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone."

    --The Usual Suspects

    Beat me to it.

    I'll go another route instead:

    The best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's *kitten* and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!
  • bostonwolf
    bostonwolf Posts: 3,038 Member
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    There really is nothing quite like a shorn *kitten*. It's breathtaking.

    How did you get the beans above the frank??



    You motorboat sun of *****! You old sailor!
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
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    It puts the lotion on it's skin. - Silence of the Lambs

    If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball. - Dodgeball

    I know you can be overwhelmed and I think you can be underwhelmed. But can you ever be whelmed?
    I think you can in Europe! - Ten Things I Hate about you.

    I'll have the cream of some young guy. - Wayne's World

    Purple Monkey Dishwasher. - The Simpsons

    Ok brain, you don't like me and I don't like you. So let's do this together and then get back to killing you with beer! - Homer Simpson
  • AIZZO4
    AIZZO4 Posts: 404 Member
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    It puts the lotion on it's skin. - Silence of the Lambs

    If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball. - Dodgeball

    I know you can be overwhelmed and I think you can be underwhelmed. But can you ever be whelmed?
    I think you can in Europe! - Ten Things I Hate about you.

    I'll have the cream of some young guy. - Wayne's World

    Purple Monkey Dishwasher. - The Simpsons

    Ok brain, you don't like me and I don't like you. So let's do this together and then get back to killing you with beer! - Homer Simpson

    I lover Homer J. Simpson
  • elledeery
    elledeery Posts: 866
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    The best love is the kind that awakens the soul;
    That makes us reach for more
    That plants the fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds
    - The Notebook

    I think all of us want to feel something that we've forgotten or turned our backs on
    Because maybe we didn't realize how much we were leaving behind.
    We need to remember what used to be good
    If we don't, we won't recognize it even if it hits us between the eyes.
    - 13 Going On 30
  • ozigal
    ozigal Posts: 173 Member
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    Without doubt... The Blues Brothers!

    It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses
  • Leslietheriot
    Leslietheriot Posts: 303 Member
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    Just about any line from Napoleon Dynamite. That movie is so stupid but oh so funny!
  • AIZZO4
    AIZZO4 Posts: 404 Member
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    Without doubt... The Blues Brothers!

    It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses

    Classic
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
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    Shut up! Yet again, I just told you I am in love with you and you are standing here giving me a vocabulary list.
  • A_Hornsby
    A_Hornsby Posts: 288
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    Marcus Burnett: You a virgin?

    Reggie: Yes, sir.

    Marcus Burnett: Good. Keep it that way. Ain't gonna be no f****ing tonight.

    Mike Lowery: You ever made love to a man?

    Reggie: No.

    Mike Lowery: You want to? - Bad Boys II
  • AIZZO4
    AIZZO4 Posts: 404 Member
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    Just about any line from Napoleon Dynamite. That movie is so stupid but oh so funny!

    Your mom goes to college.
  • bonniecarbs
    bonniecarbs Posts: 446 Member
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    "What are you doing with a gun in space?"
    from ARMEGEDDON
  • conniemaxwell5
    conniemaxwell5 Posts: 943 Member
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    "Get busy living or get busy dying." Shawshank Redemption
    "Mister, I don't want to kill you and you don't want to be dead." Silverado
    "I don't think that means what you think it means" The Princess Bride
    "Hallo, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!" The Princess Bride
    "I saw there were 4 horses and I thought, there are 4 of us, if we find the lady. Hello lady!" The Princess Bride (OK, I really like this movie!)

    My husband and I are quoting movies all the time. I'm at a loss right now for all of them but these are some of our faves.
  • OfficerFuzzy
    OfficerFuzzy Posts: 222 Member
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    I'm not a huge movie person, so of course I'm going to chose a Harry Potter one.
    Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows.
    "Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean it is not real?"
  • bonniecarbs
    bonniecarbs Posts: 446 Member
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    OFFICER FUZZY - That's funny

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