What are your favorite movie quotes, and lines?

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  • jgollnick
    jgollnick Posts: 73 Member
    Now go get your fu**ing shinebox- Goodfellas

    Shut the F#$% up Donnie, your out of your element- Big Lebowski

    (looking shocked) Who said anything about slicing you up. I just wanted to carve alittle "Z" in your forehead. Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas. There are many great quotes from this movie.
  • Leslietheriot
    Leslietheriot Posts: 303 Member
    Just about any line from Napoleon Dynamite. That movie is so stupid but oh so funny!

    Your mom goes to college.
    Hey Napoleon, what are you going to do today?
    Whatever I feel like I wanna do! Gosh!
  • krlong6
    krlong6 Posts: 30
    "Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!"
  • AIZZO4
    AIZZO4 Posts: 404 Member
    Just about any line from Napoleon Dynamite. That movie is so stupid but oh so funny!

    Your mom goes to college.
    Hey Napoleon, what are you going to do today?
    Whatever I feel like I wanna do! Gosh!

    I caught you a delicious bass
  • AIZZO4
    AIZZO4 Posts: 404 Member
    Now go get your fu**ing shinebox- Goodfellas

    Shut the F#$% up Donnie, your out of your element- Big Lebowski

    (looking shocked) Who said anything about slicing you up. I just wanted to carve alittle "Z" in your forehead. Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas. There are many great quotes from this movie.

    Goodfellas is one of my top ten movies. Big Lebowski is top 5
  • sassygamma
    sassygamma Posts: 84 Member
    Gilmore girls episode......

    Emily- I only wished I'd remembered to call her a cocktail waitress!

    LORELAI: Ooh, woo, that's my mother's version of the C-word! [She screams and they laugh.]
  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
    "I'm here to kick @ss and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum." - They Live
  • Tatonka_usn
    Tatonka_usn Posts: 433 Member
    There are literally too many to think of them all at the moment. That said, here's a few to get me started:

    "What do you mean funny? Like a clown? Do I amuse you? Huh?" - Good Fellas
    "What say you there, fuzzy-britches? Feel like talking? Aw, guess not. Why should she be any different?" - Shawshank Redemption
    "Mongo just pawn in game of life." - Blazing Saddles
    "Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual." - Stripes
    "They took the bar! The whole ____ing bar!" - Animal House
    "Mr. Dorfman?...0.2... Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son." - Animal House
    "it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care" - Office Space
    "I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore." - Office Space
  • rlouey
    rlouey Posts: 5
    "If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor...he'd be pralines...and d*ck."
  • AIZZO4
    AIZZO4 Posts: 404 Member
    "I'm here to kick @ss and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum." - They Live

    Rowdy Roddy Piper
  • MFPRat
    MFPRat Posts: 201 Member
    Have fun storming the castle! - The Princess Bride

    I always want to say this when I'm showing anyone the door. Well, I do say it, in my head.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    The Schofield Kid: [after killing a man for the first time] It don't seem real... how he ain't gonna never breathe again, ever... how he's dead. And the other one too. All on account of pulling a trigger.

    Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.

    The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.

    Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
  • Gwen7121
    Gwen7121 Posts: 126 Member
    Shane Falco: I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style.

    [pause while everybody is in the huddle]

    Shane Falco: Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.

    (The Replacements)

    Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

    Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.
    ( Fellowship of the Ring) sorry. Had to geek out a bit.
  • Gwen7121
    Gwen7121 Posts: 126 Member
    "I'm here to kick @ss and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum." - They Live

    Rowdy Roddy Piper

    Love that one!
  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
    "Could be worse ... could be raining." Young Frankenstein

    "Don't kill all those darks, you need the dark to see the light." Bob Ross, The Joy of Painting

    "Why not?" We Bought A Zoo

    Jane Foster: "So this is how you normally look? Thor "More or less." Jane: "It's a good look!"
  • CrazyTrackLady
    CrazyTrackLady Posts: 1,337 Member
    "We are no longer the "knights who say "ni". We are the Knights who say Icky, Icky, Icky Pa-tang, Posi Waka WHOOP!"

    This is the line that gave us the name for our son:

    "ELLIOT? You want to name our son ELLIOT? Elliot's a fat kid who plays the tuba and eats paste. Give the kid a real name, like NIck. Nick's your buddy, Nick's your pal. Nick's the kind of guy you can puke in his car and he won't mind. NICK."

    From The Big Bang Theory:

    "What part of "an inverse tangent function approaching an asymptote" don't you understand?"
  • mrdexter1
    mrdexter1 Posts: 356 Member
    conair.

    "put the bunny back in the box"
  • GrnEyz80
    GrnEyz80 Posts: 121
    "I wanna bend you over a barrel and show you the 50 states" :laugh: :laugh:

    Horrible Bosses
  • AIZZO4
    AIZZO4 Posts: 404 Member
    "We are no longer the "knights who say "ni". We are the Knights who say Icky, Icky, Icky Pa-tang, Posi Waka WHOOP!"

    This is the line that gave us the name for our son:

    "ELLIOT? You want to name our son ELLIOT? Elliot's a fat kid who plays the tuba and eats paste. Give the kid a real name, like NIck. Nick's your buddy, Nick's your pal. Nick's the kind of guy you can puke in his car and he won't mind. NICK."

    From The Big Bang Theory:

    "What part of "an inverse tangent function approaching an asymptote" don't you understand?"


    I hate The Big Bang Thoery....Bazinga. I love that show.
  • AIZZO4
    AIZZO4 Posts: 404 Member
    "I wanna bend you over a barrel and show you the 50 states" :laugh: :laugh:

    Wow
  • nicoleashley_24
    nicoleashley_24 Posts: 144 Member
    This:
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  • Tatonka_usn
    Tatonka_usn Posts: 433 Member
    Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM! -Braveheart

    Figured you might be a wee fan of Braveheart :wink:
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    AUDREY!!!!! LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!
  • It's from the movie "Mr. Nobody".

    "Every path is the right path. Everything could have anything else and it would have just as much meaning".
    - Mr. Nobody the 118 yr old one.

    I think this quote is quite powerful.
  • Maccbow
    Maccbow Posts: 53 Member
    "I will take the ring; though I do not know the way." - Frodo Baggins - Lord of the Rings

    "I'm your huckleberry!" - Doc Holliday - Tombstone

    "There it is then!" - Emperor Joseph II - Amadeus
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    I don't want a large Farva, I want a goddamn liter-a-cola!

    Bwahahahaha, YES!

    "I'll pistol-whip the next person who says "shenanigans"!"

    "Hey, Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like, with all the stuff on the walls...?"

    "Oh, you mean Shenanigans?"
  • MightyDomo
    MightyDomo Posts: 1,265 Member
    No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food! -Sixteen Candles

    So who's for snot flicking? -Drop Dead Fred

    I'm hot... and you're not... but if you want to get with me I'll give it one shot, TOP THAT!-Teen Witch

    I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.--Taken

    I love drop dead fred

    How ironic that I just watched that movie when getting ready for work this morning :laugh:

    Freddy Got Fingered:

    Gord: This is crazy. I'm a 28-year-old man, I should be able to eat a chicken sandwich if I want.

    Jim: He's 28 years old and he can eat a chicken sandwich. Very Impressive. Mike Fitzgibbon's son is a nuclear physicist, and my son can eat a chicken!
  • tamrod2
    tamrod2 Posts: 83 Member
    WOW there are so many

    "KEEP THE CHANGE YOU FILTHY ANIMAL" Home Alone

    "IS RUSTY STILL IN THE NAVY?" Christmas Vacation
  • tamrod2
    tamrod2 Posts: 83 Member
    IM WITH YOU ON THAT ONE! Love Napoleon Dynamite.

    Just about any line from Napoleon Dynamite. That movie is so stupid but oh so funny!
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  • DenyseMarieL
    DenyseMarieL Posts: 673 Member
    Edward Lewis: You and I are such similar creatures Vivian. We both screw people for money. (Pretty Woman)