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  • iBreatheMusic88
    iBreatheMusic88 Posts: 115
    When you look at thinner people with questionable grimace hahaha
  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
    I understand you there. I have a 2 year old daughter and I want to get photos of us together taking but I know I will just get upset when I get them back. One of my goals is after I loose some weight to get photos taking of my beautiful daughter and I !

    You have a film camera? I can't even buy film anymore! I never print out photos and have one child who is missing from all the albums. :(

    Sorry or the interruption.

    Ahem .... When you avoid shop windows that reflect.

    When I broke our toilet seat and then lied about it.
  • Pamela_in_Progress
    Pamela_in_Progress Posts: 197 Member
    When you have to rock back and forth to get out of bed and you end up rocking yourself back to sleep.


    Ahahahaha! :laugh:
  • Jim_1960
    Jim_1960 Posts: 399
    You have to iron your trousers on the driveway!!
  • KrissyAnn31
    KrissyAnn31 Posts: 2
    i knew i had a problem when my children were sat around me wobberling my arms and laughing when it would still be wobberling after they had stopped!!! lol
    thanks kids
  • FITFAB402015
    FITFAB402015 Posts: 19
    When you order a diet soda with your super-sized value meal lol.

    Oh God. So guilty of this. DIET SODA MAKES IT BETTER. Lol, joking. Obviously.

    What's crazy is when I worked in fast food we would always make fun of people who do that and I did it just the other day and couldn't help but laugh at myself.
  • dwendling63
    dwendling63 Posts: 34
    You tell your friends you going in for a pedicure (as if it is a luxury or to treat yourself) ...but, actually it is because you haven't reached or seen your "piggy's" in years!
  • jen_zz
    jen_zz Posts: 1,011 Member
    When you order a diet soda with your super-sized value meal lol.

    Oh God. So guilty of this. DIET SODA MAKES IT BETTER. Lol, joking. Obviously.

    What's crazy is when I worked in fast food we would always make fun of people who do that and I did it just the other day and couldn't help but laugh at myself.

    guilty..
  • StArBeLLa87
    StArBeLLa87 Posts: 1,582 Member
    when your doing jumping jacks and your belly claps for you!
  • talk2elles
    talk2elles Posts: 124 Member
    ...you get DOMS in your biceps from stirring the cake mixture
    ...you spend a day breaking-in your jeans which 'shrank' in the wash...every single week (on a 30'C cycle)
  • Courtney_0402
    Courtney_0402 Posts: 55
    You can look at meal and name every single ingredient in there, even down to the spices. -____-
  • nainai0585
    nainai0585 Posts: 199 Member
    When your mom calls you from across town, demands that you pack up your young children and drive over, so that you can get a bottle of water out of her fridge and give it to her while she sits on the couch - which is only 20 feet away from the fridge. And if you don't, she throws a tantrum and states that she just dehydrate and not drink all day.
  • fallingken
    fallingken Posts: 98 Member
    You lose 40 Lbs and the rest of the family don't notice it. Well some of the family don't notice anyway.
  • Mmmmona
    Mmmmona Posts: 328 Member
    You have to sit down to put your socks on.
  • SienaJoelle
    SienaJoelle Posts: 55
    When you log into My Fitness Pal with a bowl of ice cream in your hand...

    ^^ that was me last night.
  • SienaJoelle
    SienaJoelle Posts: 55
    You know you're fat when you weigh yourself, go to the bathroom and weigh yourself again as if you had just lost weight.
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
    your pee pee and feet are just rumors
  • HotCuppaJo
    HotCuppaJo Posts: 476 Member
    Ya can't see your little friend...

    lol

    Lol....This for sure!
  • fatboy235
    fatboy235 Posts: 147 Member
    when the red mark around your waist which I have renamed the angry red ring throbs when you take your pants off
  • estielouise
    estielouise Posts: 46 Member
    so scary .. I have agreed with most of these. My photo is 5 years old and I now hate shopping. I have shoes that are collecting dust.
  • kmartinixx
    kmartinixx Posts: 197
    chafing of inner thighs.

    Hate this!!
  • gemenidawn
    gemenidawn Posts: 3
    I got another one you don't smile in photographs or actually make it to where you don't even take photographs.
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    This is me for sure!!
  • swimgirl94
    swimgirl94 Posts: 3
    People ask when you're due/if you just had a baby.
    Every time you sit down you look for a blanket or pillow to put in front of your stomach...
  • swimgirl94
    swimgirl94 Posts: 3
    chafing of inner thighs.

    Hate this!!

    Yes! and when running in shorts your thighs "Clap" . Hate it so much!
  • RobynLB83
    RobynLB83 Posts: 626 Member
    Lol. I've totally had all my pants shrink. Gee- I must have washed these in hot water. Oh yeah, and I never gain weight, I'm always "bloated."
  • Race2the9
    Race2the9 Posts: 77
    when your doing jumping jacks and your belly claps for you!

    OMG its not supposed to be funny but it is!:laugh: :sad:
  • bethlaf
    bethlaf Posts: 954 Member
    you've lost 15 lbs and no one can tell the difference :sad:
    this but mine is 30 , and i am the only one who notices..
  • Race2the9
    Race2the9 Posts: 77
    When the sides of your shoes BLOWOUT before ANY tread wear!
  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
    jst say no
    diet pop
    water with lemon wedge
    flavored sparkiling water
  • michellechawner
    michellechawner Posts: 892
    People keep asking when you're due...

    THIS WAS ME! I weighed 167 at 5'5, and everyone at work kept asking when my due date was... after 9 months, they realized they were asking the wrong question :(
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