Chuck Norris...

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  • koen612
    koen612 Posts: 83
    Chuck Norris traveled to Isla de Sorna and killed a pack of velociraptors with one hand and his beard tied behind his back . :laugh:
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    :laugh: at all of the replies.
  • WendyFitMomCHANGED
    WendyFitMomCHANGED Posts: 311 Member
    Chuck Norris isn't on Twitter because no one can follow Chuck Norris
  • dward2011
    dward2011 Posts: 416 Member
    Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
  • esq2man
    esq2man Posts: 30
    There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
  • nashtyone
    nashtyone Posts: 36
    God said "let there be light", Chuck Norris said "say please"
  • goodfido
    goodfido Posts: 127 Member
    Chuck Norris is the only one that Can Prevent a Forrest Fire.
  • WendyFitMomCHANGED
    WendyFitMomCHANGED Posts: 311 Member
    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
  • markymarrkk
    markymarrkk Posts: 495 Member
    at the hospital a man showed up who had fallen from a 3 story window and when asked how he managed to only have minor scrapes and bruises he responded simply.... " I'm a distant relative to Chuck Norris"
  • markymarrkk
    markymarrkk Posts: 495 Member
    Bruce Lee is way more bad *kitten* than Chuck Norris... if Chuck Norris was such a bad *kitten* he would sense my **** talking and show up behind ready to bash my face into the keyboafshi;hkl d m'adg 'hkD F a;fkldaeiu84qu9c c4m8a4=-cmag uymn-ay84 ag8-yhy8-f9jl' FH dkkdhl;s kl;h ;k ;havsas ppa vh;FL'
  • cmpollard01
    cmpollard01 Posts: 246
    MythBusters confirmed the Chuck Norris facts.

    A carton of orange juice concentrates on Chuck Norris.

    Mother Nature says, "Don't fool with Chuck Norris."
  • HungryJack66
    HungryJack66 Posts: 2
    Chuckie has a picture of me in his locker for inspiration!!!!

    Chuck Norris wears Chief's pajamas to bed.
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
    Chuck Norris impregnated "Octomom" by simply thinking about it.
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
    Superman has pictures of Chuck Norris on his underoos
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    Chuck Norris never calls a wrong number. You just answer the wrong phone.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ladyfox1979
    ladyfox1979 Posts: 405 Member
    Chuck Norris doesn't stop at a STOP sign. The STOP sign stops for Chuck Norris
  • bikechic61
    bikechic61 Posts: 39
    I once heard that when you're typing about Chuck Norris he sneaks up behind you and bangs your head on the keyb......fdlkc;dcfddsls;pplo;p

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
    Chuck Norris can speak braille..

    Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris...
  • EDesq
    EDesq Posts: 1,527 Member
    Whats your favorite Chuck Norris line?


    I never heard about the "Chuck Norris-isms" until about 3 months ago. HEY, Why would I, I'm NOT a Nerd!
  • IamSheaMc
    IamSheaMc Posts: 1,273 Member
    Whats your favorite Chuck Norris line?


    I never heard about the "Chuck Norris-isms" until about 3 months ago. HEY, Why would I, I'm NOT a Nerd!

    Watch your back Chuck Norris hears when you type about him!
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
    Whats your favorite Chuck Norris line?


    I never heard about the "Chuck Norris-isms" until about 3 months ago. HEY, Why would I, I'm NOT a Nerd!
    Chuck Norris can read your mind and enter your dreams.
  • LoraF83
    LoraF83 Posts: 15,694 Member
    :laugh:
    Whats your favorite Chuck Norris line?


    I never heard about the "Chuck Norris-isms" until about 3 months ago. HEY, Why would I, I'm NOT awesome!

    There. I fixed that for ya. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • MoveTheMountain
    MoveTheMountain Posts: 764
    I once heard that when you're typing about Chuck Norris he sneaks up behind you and bangs your head on the keyb......fdlkc;dcfddsls;pplo;p

    Nice one
  • Mctree20
    Mctree20 Posts: 137
    Whats your favorite Chuck Norris line?


    I never heard about the "Chuck Norris-isms" until about 3 months ago. HEY, Why would I, I'm NOT a Nerd!

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  • MoveTheMountain
    MoveTheMountain Posts: 764
    Overheard: "A vampire once tried to bite Chuck Norris" "But there are no vampires." "Exactly..."
  • IamSheaMc
    IamSheaMc Posts: 1,273 Member
    Overheard: "A vampire once tried to bite Chuck Norris" "But there are no vampires." "Exactly..."

    I heard you named yourself after what Chuck Norris did to that mountain
  • Sbehlmer
    Sbehlmer Posts: 464 Member
    Chuck Norris visits an active volcano every morning to get some of the "best damn expresso on Earth"
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
    Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
  • iLuvJohnny
    iLuvJohnny Posts: 51
    Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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