Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris traveled to Isla de Sorna and killed a pack of velociraptors with one hand and his beard tied behind his back . :laugh:0
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:laugh: at all of the replies.0
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Chuck Norris isn't on Twitter because no one can follow Chuck Norris0
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Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.0
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.0
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God said "let there be light", Chuck Norris said "say please"0
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Chuck Norris is the only one that Can Prevent a Forrest Fire.0
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.0
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at the hospital a man showed up who had fallen from a 3 story window and when asked how he managed to only have minor scrapes and bruises he responded simply.... " I'm a distant relative to Chuck Norris"0
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Bruce Lee is way more bad *kitten* than Chuck Norris... if Chuck Norris was such a bad *kitten* he would sense my **** talking and show up behind ready to bash my face into the keyboafshi;hkl d m'adg 'hkD F a;fkldaeiu84qu9c c4m8a4=-cmag uymn-ay84 ag8-yhy8-f9jl' FH dkkdhl;s kl;h ;k ;havsas ppa vh;FL'0
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MythBusters confirmed the Chuck Norris facts.
A carton of orange juice concentrates on Chuck Norris.
Mother Nature says, "Don't fool with Chuck Norris."0 -
Chuckie has a picture of me in his locker for inspiration!!!!
Chuck Norris wears Chief's pajamas to bed.0 -
Chuck Norris impregnated "Octomom" by simply thinking about it.0
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Superman has pictures of Chuck Norris on his underoos0
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Chuck Norris never calls a wrong number. You just answer the wrong phone.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stop at a STOP sign. The STOP sign stops for Chuck Norris0
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I once heard that when you're typing about Chuck Norris he sneaks up behind you and bangs your head on the keyb......fdlkc;dcfddsls;pplo;p
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Chuck Norris can speak braille..
Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris...0 -
Whats your favorite Chuck Norris line?
I never heard about the "Chuck Norris-isms" until about 3 months ago. HEY, Why would I, I'm NOT a Nerd!0 -
Whats your favorite Chuck Norris line?
I never heard about the "Chuck Norris-isms" until about 3 months ago. HEY, Why would I, I'm NOT a Nerd!
Watch your back Chuck Norris hears when you type about him!0 -
Whats your favorite Chuck Norris line?
I never heard about the "Chuck Norris-isms" until about 3 months ago. HEY, Why would I, I'm NOT a Nerd!0 -
:laugh:Whats your favorite Chuck Norris line?
I never heard about the "Chuck Norris-isms" until about 3 months ago. HEY, Why would I, I'm NOT awesome!
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I once heard that when you're typing about Chuck Norris he sneaks up behind you and bangs your head on the keyb......fdlkc;dcfddsls;pplo;p
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Whats your favorite Chuck Norris line?
I never heard about the "Chuck Norris-isms" until about 3 months ago. HEY, Why would I, I'm NOT a Nerd!
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Overheard: "A vampire once tried to bite Chuck Norris" "But there are no vampires." "Exactly..."0
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Overheard: "A vampire once tried to bite Chuck Norris" "But there are no vampires." "Exactly..."
I heard you named yourself after what Chuck Norris did to that mountain0 -
Chuck Norris visits an active volcano every morning to get some of the "best damn expresso on Earth"0
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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.0
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.0
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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.0
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