Worst Tattoo Ever

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  • sushiforbrains
    sushiforbrains Posts: 60
    Those stars are definitely real, either recently done or they got infected and never healed properly.
  • MFPBrandy
    MFPBrandy Posts: 564 Member
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    I REALLY hope this isn't real...
  • andrewlazenby
    andrewlazenby Posts: 151
    My personal favorite was from a student I once taught. This student just could not wait until she was old enough to get a tattoo. The Monday after she got it she came to school and told me she had her name on her side. (I have lots of tats and my own name as a choice has never made sense)... I asked if they spelled it correctly and she turned beet red. Turns out they misspelled her name....



    If she was not one of my students I would have asked to take a picture. One of the funniest moments I have had at school



    As for the winner, I think Mr. Cool Ice has to take the blue ribbon
  • NoMoreJellyRolls
    NoMoreJellyRolls Posts: 142
    My cousin! He is a walking inkblot! He has 300+ tattoos. One on top of another, you cant even tell what 75% of them are.
    He even has the words "Always Faithful" on the back of his head
  • brianjackdixon
    brianjackdixon Posts: 20 Member
    Thats funny

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  • andrewlazenby
    andrewlazenby Posts: 151
    At least this one looks like henna (3D) and will eventually wash away...

    nope... she tried to sue the tattoo artist by saying she was drunk and passed out.... Turns out later she admitted that she asked for her face to get tatted up.

    :laugh: Winner!
  • slappymcgee
    slappymcgee Posts: 50
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    The stars on the girls' face are obviously stickers! You can even see them puff out.

    uh no, they were fresh tattoos that werent fully healed. this story made news headlines.

    edited to add: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1194910/Teenager-Kimberley-Vlaminck-56-stars-tattoed-face-finally-comes-clean.html

    Sure looks like henna to me. I have 25 hours of tattoo work (on my back) and I have never had a tattoo heal like that.
  • kaotik26
    kaotik26 Posts: 590 Member
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    The stars on the girls' face are obviously stickers! You can even see them puff out.

    uh no, they were fresh tattoos that werent fully healed. this story made news headlines.

    edited to add: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1194910/Teenager-Kimberley-Vlaminck-56-stars-tattoed-face-finally-comes-clean.html

    Haha, I didn't even read about that! Just saw her face a few times. Sidenote:some people need to make sure they know what they are talking about before they post something.
  • suzieqcookie
    suzieqcookie Posts: 314 Member
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    The stars on the girls' face are obviously stickers! You can even see them puff out.


    that's what happens when they heal.. they get puffy, then they flake before it's just smooth skin
  • 12skipafew99100
    12skipafew99100 Posts: 1,669 Member
    Mama aways said " You don't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari!" :laugh:
  • thankyou4thevenom
    thankyou4thevenom Posts: 1,581 Member
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    The stars on the girls' face are obviously stickers! You can even see them puff out.

    Oh it's real. Tattoo's do that when they're healing

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/belgium/5551636/Girl-has-56-stars-tattooed-on-face-after-falling-asleep.html
    She claimed to have fallen asleep, shockingly she was lying.
    http://abcnews.go.com/International/story?id=7906745&page=1#.UChI1aN1GSo

    EDIT: :laugh: no one had posted in reply when I went for links. Guess I'm just not quick enough.
  • slappymcgee
    slappymcgee Posts: 50
    If you are going to put something on your body permanently, proper research of an artist, including checking out all their work and reputation, is necessary. Also, don't tattoo Twilight characters...
    My artist is world known, and I drive 10 hours to see her twice a year. It is an actual work of art by an actual artist who is known in the world for her craft, and she is no more expensive that the local crappy place where people pick flash off the wall. GAH.
  • T34418l3angel
    T34418l3angel Posts: 474 Member
    The ****tiest tattoo ever.... Literally

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  • snarky
    snarky Posts: 262 Member
    Can't post it here, but it is the gay merman back tattoo. Google will show you if you really want.

    wow
  • andrewlazenby
    andrewlazenby Posts: 151


    The stars on the girls' face are obviously stickers! You can even see them puff out.

    Oh it's real. Tattoo's do that when they're healing

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/belgium/5551636/Girl-has-56-stars-tattooed-on-face-after-falling-asleep.html
    She claimed to have fallen asleep, shockingly she was lying.
    http://abcnews.go.com/International/story?id=7906745&page=1#.UChI1aN1GSo

    EDIT: :laugh: no one had posted in reply when I went for links. Guess I'm just not quick enough.


    yeah... shocker there... I have about 20 hours worth of tattoos on my arms....the thought of going to sleep never, not once, crossed my mind.
  • tkcasta
    tkcasta Posts: 405 Member
    I wish I had a picture of this, no lie, I tried - I followed this girl around trying to snap a picture. But she literally had the logo for Joann Fabrics tattooed on her shoulder.

    And no - it was NOT a press on.
  • 05HeatherLouise05
    05HeatherLouise05 Posts: 178 Member


    The stars on the girls' face are obviously stickers! You can even see them puff out.

    uh no, they were fresh tattoos that werent fully healed. this story made news headlines.

    edited to add: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1194910/Teenager-Kimberley-Vlaminck-56-stars-tattoed-face-finally-comes-clean.html

    Haha, I didn't even read about that! Just saw her face a few times. Sidenote:some people need to make sure they know what they are talking about before they post something.

    Yep I saw this on the News As well, I burst out laughing when she said that she fell asleep (passed out) while having her face tattooed. I still can't believe the Artist willingly agreed to do this though. She probably wanted it to look like Kat out of LA Ink.

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  • Crochetluvr
    Crochetluvr Posts: 3,328 Member
    Can't post it here, but it is the gay merman back tattoo. Google will show you if you really want.

    Ok...I think I need my eyeballs washed out.
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    Might not be the worst but it made me laugh....a lot.

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  • thankyou4thevenom
    thankyou4thevenom Posts: 1,581 Member


    The stars on the girls' face are obviously stickers! You can even see them puff out.

    Oh it's real. Tattoo's do that when they're healing

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/belgium/5551636/Girl-has-56-stars-tattooed-on-face-after-falling-asleep.html
    She claimed to have fallen asleep, shockingly she was lying.
    http://abcnews.go.com/International/story?id=7906745&page=1#.UChI1aN1GSo

    EDIT: :laugh: no one had posted in reply when I went for links. Guess I'm just not quick enough.


    yeah... shocker there... I have about 20 hours worth of tattoos on my arms....the thought of going to sleep never, not once, crossed my mind.

    Any one who had ever had a tattoo knew straight away she was either talking bullpoop or drunk/high when she got them done. No freaking way you can fall asleep while you're getting tattooed.
  • spiregrain
    spiregrain Posts: 254 Member
    I assume you're all familiar with the guy who has the very detailed tattoo of a dragon on his junk? I would vote for that as MOST AWESOME tattoo.

    When I was a teenager I hung out with a lot of punk kids and there was this skinhead guy we all hated. He got "Oi!" tattooed on the inside of his lip. But the ! bled and then it just said "oil". We were all pretty happy.
  • Jaymazing
    Jaymazing Posts: 32 Member
    I'm from Louisiana, so unfortunately I've seen some winners. My favorites -
    * This really big, burly looking guy had tats on both forearms. One side said "Southern" and the other side said "Bread." Yes, BREAD.
    * my husband owns a nightclub, and one of our customers got an exact replica of our door entrance armbands tattooed onto his arm. Needless to say, we no longer charge him a cover.
    I can't make this stuff up...
  • andrewlazenby
    andrewlazenby Posts: 151
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    Quite the backstory on that one... Turns out that the story is fake... I just hope the tat is as well.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2067810/Is-Rossie-Brovent-suing-ex-boyfriend-inking-flies-buzzing-excrement-back.html?ITO=1490
  • iRebel
    iRebel Posts: 378 Member
    I wish I had a picture of this, no lie, I tried - I followed this girl around trying to snap a picture. But she literally had the logo for Joann Fabrics tattooed on her shoulder.

    And no - it was NOT a press on.
    I just barfed in my mouth... WTH?
  • threasarenee
    threasarenee Posts: 78 Member
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    wow this is jus TOO much! I think just a few stars or even like Kat Von Ds would have been nice but this girl went OVERBOARD!
  • RunMyOregonBunsOff
    RunMyOregonBunsOff Posts: 862 Member
    I hope that the girl with the stars was still healing and not one of those people who get the puffy scarring. That would suck but a face tat isn't a great idea for somebody so young...unless they are in the tat business.
  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
    cant post it here, but there was a video of a woman online who had a cats head tatooed around her private parts. with the mouth done around her "lips" so that anything that went in her was eaten.
  • Anastasia0511
    Anastasia0511 Posts: 372 Member
    I think star tattoo's of any kind, shape or design are the worst tattoos ever.
    There was a guy I saw once when I was out on the road working who was standing outside of the hotel I was staying at waiting to get a signature from John Mayer and had a HUGE *kitten* tattoo on his back and inside a text bubble it read, "If I was gay I'd totally sleep with" and then John Mayer's face tattooed on his back shoulder blade area right next to the text bubble haha. The guy was as gay as gay can get but too chicken shi* to have his tattoo signed. He could of had Mayer sign his arm and get that tattooed next lol. I shouldn't talk sh** cause I have the NIN logo tattooed on my leg and to me its ugly and unoriginal as well. But I got it 20 years ago lol and I was young and dumb.
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    This is the girl with stars now and below is the Tattoo artist who did them for her.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2128662/56-stars-tattooed-Belgian-womans-face-visible-year-planned-laser-surgery.html

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  • blinkiii
    blinkiii Posts: 90
    Can't post it here, but it is the gay merman back tattoo. Google will show you if you really want.

    There are some things I'll never be able to un-see..

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