GAME: stuff that sounds DIRTY but it really not

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  • Jess207
    Jess207 Posts: 90
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    I'm a teacher and people were constantly blocking the parking lot. One day an announcement came over the PA, "Please excuse the interruption but the owner of a Vulva, you're blocking the dumpsters". LOL (I guess the secretary couldn't pronounce Volvo??):laugh: That'd be quite a vulva!!
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    I have to preface this by saying I studied Architecture in college. Took a class called "Materials & Methods- HVAC & Plumbing"

    Professor used to say things like, "It's not the length of the pipe that matters." with a freaking straight face. Come on...
  • darias_mommy
    darias_mommy Posts: 127 Member
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    i giggle every time someone goes to Punta Cana. it just sounds like a woman part.
  • Jess207
    Jess207 Posts: 90
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    There are 2 counties in Pennsylvania...Intercourse, PA and Bird in Hand, PA
  • HunniBunniLisy
    HunniBunniLisy Posts: 30 Member
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    Keep your pecker up!
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
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    Master Debater.
  • whiskeysister510
    whiskeysister510 Posts: 76 Member
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    I work in marine construction....

    Erection
    Drilled Shaft
    Pile Driver
    Fugitive Emissions
    Wet Bottom Feed Method
    Hoe Ramming
    Vibratory Hammer

    I also recently came across a contract clause requiring the contractor to "provide ample vibrators."
  • misskatibear
    misskatibear Posts: 158 Member
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    My mum always tells me about these facials she has.

    "I'm off to have my facial on Thursday"

    It's disturbing. But she has no idea it's a rude thing as well. Bless her innocent mind.
  • jplord
    jplord Posts: 510 Member
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    Years ago on a construction site in the management trailer I was chattingwith the ADMIN lady. We were talking about our telescopes. I made my own and her husband did the same thing. The site program manager came in about 2/3rds into the conversation, and exploded.

    "So how big is your husband's?"

    "Oh, it's four inches in diameter and about 3 feet long."

    "Really? Mine is 6 inches in diameter, and about 4 feet long. It's bright red, too."

    "Cool. My husband's is black."

    "How often do you use it? "

    "Oh he and I like to get it out at least one night a week."
  • choppie70
    choppie70 Posts: 544 Member
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    mount

    When our new school was built the principal gave an all call for us teachers to bring our students outside to watch the custodian "mount the weathervane" !
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
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    It always sounds sexual to me when people say they are going to Regina (in Canada). It's pronounced like vagina.

    Oh, and these are all so funny! I wish I could remember more (I usually notice it in the moment).
  • geonbaeLeilee
    geonbaeLeilee Posts: 606 Member
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    Jiffy Lube.

    Soft Touch Lube and Care Wash.
  • geonbaeLeilee
    geonbaeLeilee Posts: 606 Member
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    The word "cumquat" always sounded dirty to me

    Is it a pickle-barrel Kumquat? How about a chimi-cherry-chonga?
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
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    Jiffy Lube.

    Soft Touch Lube and Care Wash.

    Jiffy Lube! Doing it RIGHT! Right before your eyes!
  • geonbaeLeilee
    geonbaeLeilee Posts: 606 Member
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    -Wet Ones (Antibacterial hand wipes)
    -Hoedown
    -Woodpecker
    -Penal System
    -"Happy Tails: Entrance in Rear" (Sign outside a local dog groomer)
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
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    he is the master baiter

    my uncle called my nephew this when all he wanted to do is bait the hooks when they went fishing for catfish:laugh:
  • Gr8ChangesAhead
    Gr8ChangesAhead Posts: 836 Member
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    Give it to Me - talking to my teenage sons friend about the remote control for the tv
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
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    wankel rotary engine
  • millerll
    millerll Posts: 873 Member
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    "Balls to the wall."

    Actually an aviation term and not sexual at all. In the past, airplane throttles were topped with round ball grips (there I go again!). Front-mounted engines (oops) have a firewall between the engine compartment and the cockpit (dammit!) that helps protect the pilot in the event of an engine fire. To go "balls to the wall" is to advance the throttles all the way to the firewall for maximum engine thrust (sorry).

    In other words, it means to go all-out.
  • geonbaeLeilee
    geonbaeLeilee Posts: 606 Member
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    I drove past this today: Cherry Pops Ice Cream Parlor.

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