GAME: stuff that sounds DIRTY but it really not
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I'm a teacher and people were constantly blocking the parking lot. One day an announcement came over the PA, "Please excuse the interruption but the owner of a Vulva, you're blocking the dumpsters". LOL (I guess the secretary couldn't pronounce Volvo??):laugh: That'd be quite a vulva!!0
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I have to preface this by saying I studied Architecture in college. Took a class called "Materials & Methods- HVAC & Plumbing"
Professor used to say things like, "It's not the length of the pipe that matters." with a freaking straight face. Come on...0 -
i giggle every time someone goes to Punta Cana. it just sounds like a woman part.0
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There are 2 counties in Pennsylvania...Intercourse, PA and Bird in Hand, PA0
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Keep your pecker up!0
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Master Debater.0
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I work in marine construction....
Erection
Drilled Shaft
Pile Driver
Fugitive Emissions
Wet Bottom Feed Method
Hoe Ramming
Vibratory Hammer
I also recently came across a contract clause requiring the contractor to "provide ample vibrators."0 -
My mum always tells me about these facials she has.
"I'm off to have my facial on Thursday"
It's disturbing. But she has no idea it's a rude thing as well. Bless her innocent mind.0 -
Years ago on a construction site in the management trailer I was chattingwith the ADMIN lady. We were talking about our telescopes. I made my own and her husband did the same thing. The site program manager came in about 2/3rds into the conversation, and exploded.
"So how big is your husband's?"
"Oh, it's four inches in diameter and about 3 feet long."
"Really? Mine is 6 inches in diameter, and about 4 feet long. It's bright red, too."
"Cool. My husband's is black."
"How often do you use it? "
"Oh he and I like to get it out at least one night a week."0 -
mount
When our new school was built the principal gave an all call for us teachers to bring our students outside to watch the custodian "mount the weathervane" !0 -
It always sounds sexual to me when people say they are going to Regina (in Canada). It's pronounced like vagina.
Oh, and these are all so funny! I wish I could remember more (I usually notice it in the moment).0 -
Jiffy Lube.
Soft Touch Lube and Care Wash.0 -
The word "cumquat" always sounded dirty to me
Is it a pickle-barrel Kumquat? How about a chimi-cherry-chonga?0 -
Jiffy Lube.
Soft Touch Lube and Care Wash.
Jiffy Lube! Doing it RIGHT! Right before your eyes!0 -
-Wet Ones (Antibacterial hand wipes)
-Hoedown
-Woodpecker
-Penal System
-"Happy Tails: Entrance in Rear" (Sign outside a local dog groomer)0 -
he is the master baiter
my uncle called my nephew this when all he wanted to do is bait the hooks when they went fishing for catfish:laugh:0 -
Give it to Me - talking to my teenage sons friend about the remote control for the tv0
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wankel rotary engine0
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"Balls to the wall."
Actually an aviation term and not sexual at all. In the past, airplane throttles were topped with round ball grips (there I go again!). Front-mounted engines (oops) have a firewall between the engine compartment and the cockpit (dammit!) that helps protect the pilot in the event of an engine fire. To go "balls to the wall" is to advance the throttles all the way to the firewall for maximum engine thrust (sorry).
In other words, it means to go all-out.0 -
I drove past this today: Cherry Pops Ice Cream Parlor.0
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