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GAME: stuff that sounds DIRTY but it really not

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  • Elizaj85
    Elizaj85 Posts: 158 Member
    Red bush...... its a type of tea!
  • SaraBunny592
    SaraBunny592 Posts: 73
    Someone make a 3-some! (Talking about making a pizza for the warmer at work) LMAO!
  • sho3girl
    sho3girl Posts: 10,799 Member
    :laugh:
  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
    I use KY or baby oil - I'm told Body Glide is the best but its a bit expensive. DON'T USE VASELINE - it will make it perish.


    (Genuine conversation in the pub about getting in and out of wet suits for triathlon.)
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    I use KY or baby oil - I'm told Body Glide is the best but its a bit expensive. DON'T USE VASELINE - it will make it perish.


    (Genuine conversation in the pub about getting in and out of wet suits for triathlon.)

    Bahahahaha

    thats a good one !!!
  • Demmuscles
    Demmuscles Posts: 228 Member
    I once hunted down a random Mike Hunt on facebook for the sole purpose of "amy is now friends with mike Hunt" Gave the friends a giggle to see on my news feed lol
  • KitchenAbs
    KitchenAbs Posts: 75
    Every single time I read or watch Game Of Thrones

    "Take them in the rear!"

    or

    "They're coming up the rear!"
  • WingMan380
    WingMan380 Posts: 2,139 Member
    It's in the c0ckpit.
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    look how they handle those balls

    OLYMPICS
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    FOOTBALL AUDIO

    he's come twice already and this guy is covered

    you have to have your number 2

    he came out naked and now he's in position

    he just keeps coming and coming

    you have to hold your water

    you have to anticipate that the hole is there
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    he hit the wall hard
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    their just rubbin'
  • InnerFatGirl
    InnerFatGirl Posts: 2,687 Member
    "I want a hot, wet




















    latte"
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    I'm eating out at the Y tonight... dinner at the ymca with the youth group.
  • lynnprice
    lynnprice Posts: 101 Member
    Anyone for a trip to French Lick?

    Indiana, that is
  • The_New_Christina
    The_New_Christina Posts: 818 Member
    When I was in High School all I heard was "Rubber Nipples and Liquor"
  • Ddmck1
    Ddmck1 Posts: 89 Member
    The word "cumquat" always sounded dirty to me
  • sjeagle30
    sjeagle30 Posts: 292 Member
    Acute Angina
  • MelissaYeis22
    MelissaYeis22 Posts: 8 Member
    "Yes I would like to toss your salad"
  • ster81
    ster81 Posts: 249
    You got to really smack that shuttlecock
  • Jess207
    Jess207 Posts: 90
    I'm a teacher and people were constantly blocking the parking lot. One day an announcement came over the PA, "Please excuse the interruption but the owner of a Vulva, you're blocking the dumpsters". LOL (I guess the secretary couldn't pronounce Volvo??):laugh: That'd be quite a vulva!!
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    I have to preface this by saying I studied Architecture in college. Took a class called "Materials & Methods- HVAC & Plumbing"

    Professor used to say things like, "It's not the length of the pipe that matters." with a freaking straight face. Come on...
  • darias_mommy
    darias_mommy Posts: 127 Member
    i giggle every time someone goes to Punta Cana. it just sounds like a woman part.
  • Jess207
    Jess207 Posts: 90
    There are 2 counties in Pennsylvania...Intercourse, PA and Bird in Hand, PA
  • HunniBunniLisy
    HunniBunniLisy Posts: 30 Member
    Keep your pecker up!
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Master Debater.
  • whiskeysister510
    whiskeysister510 Posts: 76 Member
    I work in marine construction....

    Erection
    Drilled Shaft
    Pile Driver
    Fugitive Emissions
    Wet Bottom Feed Method
    Hoe Ramming
    Vibratory Hammer

    I also recently came across a contract clause requiring the contractor to "provide ample vibrators."
  • misskatibear
    misskatibear Posts: 158 Member
    My mum always tells me about these facials she has.

    "I'm off to have my facial on Thursday"

    It's disturbing. But she has no idea it's a rude thing as well. Bless her innocent mind.
  • jplord
    jplord Posts: 510 Member
    Years ago on a construction site in the management trailer I was chattingwith the ADMIN lady. We were talking about our telescopes. I made my own and her husband did the same thing. The site program manager came in about 2/3rds into the conversation, and exploded.

    "So how big is your husband's?"

    "Oh, it's four inches in diameter and about 3 feet long."

    "Really? Mine is 6 inches in diameter, and about 4 feet long. It's bright red, too."

    "Cool. My husband's is black."

    "How often do you use it? "

    "Oh he and I like to get it out at least one night a week."
  • choppie70
    choppie70 Posts: 544 Member
    mount

    When our new school was built the principal gave an all call for us teachers to bring our students outside to watch the custodian "mount the weathervane" !
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