GAME: stuff that sounds DIRTY but it really not
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Crunchy Nut (Cereal)0
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What goes in dry, and comes out wet? ... A tea bag.0
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Breakfast in bed this morning... I love eggs and sausage!!0
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"Do you know what you need?"
"Something pink, a flasher, and a hoochie"
...texting my guy friend about fishing tackle. I was rather mortified when I realized just how my list sounded, and texted him an OMG, that sounds dirty. LOL I needn't have worried though, he sent back "slider weight. Goes well in there"0 -
Get wet first, add specailist liquids to lubricate, rub quickly, wash hands afterwards, repeat if required..... washing hair0
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Will there be access to rod your entry points?
Working for Cable & Wireless arranging for Fibre Optic Cable surveys.0 -
Mistyrider- lmao!0
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Plant a seed! (its an inside joke at work, but we always think it's funny. )0
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I always lay on the couch with my eyes closed while my husband watches football. It's a dirty sounding game!
20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
18. He’s off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
17. It’s a game of inches. (I actually heard this one last night during the Raven's game!)
16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
15. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
14. He’s gonna feel that one tomorrow.
13. He found his tight end.
12. End around.
11. He had to stretch to get it in.
10. He gets penetration in the backfield.
9. He blows them off (at the line).
8. He bangs it in.
7. He could go all the way.
6. He gets it off just in time.
5. He goes deep.
4. He found a hole and slid through it.
3. He pounds it in.
2. He beats them off (the line)
1. He’s got great hands.
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This this and this!!!!!! Lmfao.. this is the best answer EVER!! I'm always talking to my husband about how dirty this game is!!!!!!
He's deep in the pocket.... fumbled the ball no return. ahh... football... its girl porn0 -
Wanna play corn hole?0
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Our son is a pastry chef. He likes to tell everyone he is a "Master Baker."
Everytime he says it, we all start giggling and then give up and just laugh until we're finished.0 -
Are you coming?0
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Use ramrod with maximum force when loading tube.0
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Whenever I'm in a faculty meeting and the word duty come up, I always chuckle and in my head the words "she said doodie" comes to mind. Never gets old0
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I had a band teacher who would tell certain sections to "finger their parts" (while one section played aloud).0
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"it's too big"
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"I cant get it in"0 -
cockles sound naughty0
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GOLF!!!!
Crap!! My shaft is bent.
After 18 holes I can barely walk.
You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
Look at the size of his putter.
Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
Mind if I join your threesome?
Stand with your back turned and drop it.
My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
Hold up! I need to wash my balls first.
I'd love to play around with you, baby
If your ball drops you've got the golden touch
If you miss the hole first time, try a slower stroke
Hard strokes can be ball busters..
Wet balls are harder to get into the hole.
Keep your grip soft to stop reduce pulls.
Hookers prefer white balls .
A stiff shaft can eliminate the urge to swing a lot.
Swingers are grinners.
Tiger likes to swing both ways..
Old golfers can't get it up fast and hard anymore.
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"Is it moist enough?"
I am a baker and seem to say that far too often.0 -
There's a line in "Venus In Furs" that reads something along the lines of "On the mantel stood a statuette of Eros having shot his load" :laugh:0
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