Autocorrects gonna getcha!!!

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  • laddyboy
    laddyboy Posts: 1,565 Member
    This is great. Best thread ever. I laughed so hard my abs hurt.
  • choochoobell
    choochoobell Posts: 147 Member
    Funny stuff!
  • adezeray
    adezeray Posts: 72 Member
    I was talking to a friend, and he was talking about me not wasting something...

    Me: Yes sir! No sir!
    Him: I only have a bag and a half.
    Me: Of what?
    Him: I'm just playing with the excretion. Yes sir, no sir, three bags full sir.
    Me: Oooooh! Wait, what?! You're playing with the excretion?
    Him: Expression...stupid auto correct.



    Freaking Hilarious!!!!
  • Husband- So I just stopped in random wikipedia babe your neck was there.
    Me- Uh, what?
  • adezeray
    adezeray Posts: 72 Member
    OMG These are awesome way to funny couldn't keep my composure at work
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    Ex husband - "Skype with kids?"
    Me- "in a sex"
    Me- crap I mean in a sec, as in second. Crap.


    Not crying funny, but mortifying and awful.
  • sharonloraine
    sharonloraine Posts: 69 Member
    too funny
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    This is great. Best thread ever. I laughed so hard my abs hurt.

    And what great abs they are!
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    Ex husband - "Skype with kids?"
    Me- "in a sex"
    Me- crap I mean in a sec, as in second. Crap.


    Not crying funny, but mortifying and awful.

    My phone does this all the time! I think it has gotten everybody in my phone contacts at least once... :laugh:
    Most are just awkward, but the funniest one was with my bestie. She works at a bank and I always go and deposit my checks on Saturday morning. She text and asked if I was coming to deposit my check today, she had a funny story to tell. I said "in a sex". She replied with something along the lines of, " Although I am tempted by the offer, I can't at work. They :( apon that. " followed by a long bwahahahaha
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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I was laughing so hard at these, I couldn't stop when someone walked in the office. I had to put my head down and bite my lip! My autocorrect always changes wow to *kitten* and sitting to ****ting. Does that mean I use those words too much???
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
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    i know a few people who thought "LOL" meant "lots of love." awkward!!!
  • SeaChele77
    SeaChele77 Posts: 1,103 Member
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    i know a few people who thought "LOL" meant "lots of love." awkward!!!

    Oh I needed that laugh today!!! Awkward but SO FRICKEN FUNNY!!!
  • Nessiechickie
    Nessiechickie Posts: 1,392 Member
    LMFAO! Omg :laugh: ...omg :laugh: :laugh: I had to contain my laughing.
    Those are too funny.
    I had to giggle at the Home Depot color
    Chocolate Shart.... I know I'm so immature :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • RLDeShazo
    RLDeShazo Posts: 356 Member
    Just had one

    Me: then I guess I will have to get really hard to make sure you like it.

    Him: Huh? Your phone is auto spelling again.

    Me: LOL!! Try really hard.

    Me: That's funny.


    What's even funnier is we were just talking about this yesterday.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Just had one

    Me: then I guess I will have to get really hard to make sure you like it.

    Him: Huh? Your phone is auto spelling again.

    Me: LOL!! Try really hard.

    Me: That's funny.


    What's even funnier is we were just talking about this yesterday.

    That was a good one!!! :bigsmile:
  • RLDeShazo
    RLDeShazo Posts: 356 Member
    Just had one

    Me: then I guess I will have to get really hard to make sure you like it.

    Him: Huh? Your phone is auto spelling again.

    Me: LOL!! Try really hard.

    Me: That's funny.


    What's even funnier is we were just talking about this yesterday.

    That was a good one!!! :bigsmile:

    My phone likes to get me in trouble. LOL
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Just had one

    Me: then I guess I will have to get really hard to make sure you like it.

    Him: Huh? Your phone is auto spelling again.

    Me: LOL!! Try really hard.

    Me: That's funny.


    What's even funnier is we were just talking about this yesterday.

    That was a good one!!! :bigsmile:

    My phone likes to get me in trouble. LOL

    Your phone is dirty, I like it! :wink:
  • RLDeShazo
    RLDeShazo Posts: 356 Member
    Just had one

    Me: then I guess I will have to get really hard to make sure you like it.

    Him: Huh? Your phone is auto spelling again.

    Me: LOL!! Try really hard.

    Me: That's funny.


    What's even funnier is we were just talking about this yesterday.

    That was a good one!!! :bigsmile:

    My phone likes to get me in trouble. LOL

    Your phone is dirty, I like it! :wink:

    It is. And once all my friends get used to my phone being dirty, I can do it intentionally and blame the phone if I don't get the response I wanted. :smokin:
  • Too funny!
  • GeekyGirlLyn
    GeekyGirlLyn Posts: 238 Member
    BUMP
  • Kooraloo
    Kooraloo Posts: 362 Member
    My teacher and I were planning on meeting up for a study session, so I was texting him. Our convo went like:

    teacher: blah blah blah blahddy blah blah. I'll be here soon
    me: text me when you're heterosexual!
    teacher: heterosexual!
    teacher: why did you want to know?


    Damn autocorrect changed here to heterosexual...
    yeah.. awkward...
  • DaBossLady24
    DaBossLady24 Posts: 556 Member
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    best. one. ever.:laugh:
  • tweetybaby69
    tweetybaby69 Posts: 258 Member
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    This is some funny ish!
  • MzCongeniality70
    MzCongeniality70 Posts: 352 Member
    Bump! I freakin' love these!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    My phone likes to get me in trouble. LOL

    Your phone is dirty, I like it! :wink:

    It is. And once all my friends get used to my phone being dirty, I can do it intentionally and blame the phone if I don't get the response I wanted. :smokin:

    I knew there was a reason I liked you!
  • RLDeShazo
    RLDeShazo Posts: 356 Member
    My phone likes to get me in trouble. LOL

    Your phone is dirty, I like it! :wink:

    It is. And once all my friends get used to my phone being dirty, I can do it intentionally and blame the phone if I don't get the response I wanted. :smokin:

    I knew there was a reason I liked you!

    :flowerforyou:
  • laurie571
    laurie571 Posts: 152 Member
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    omg cannot breathe. tears. holy crap thats funny
  • 1Tim4v8
    1Tim4v8 Posts: 47
    I have four herniated disks and for some reson when ever I tell people about it on line I say

    I have four herniated ****s! d i c k s



    Sooo embarrassing!!