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Autocorrects gonna getcha!!!
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This is great. Best thread ever. I laughed so hard my abs hurt.0
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Funny stuff!0
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I was talking to a friend, and he was talking about me not wasting something...
Me: Yes sir! No sir!
Him: I only have a bag and a half.
Me: Of what?
Him: I'm just playing with the excretion. Yes sir, no sir, three bags full sir.
Me: Oooooh! Wait, what?! You're playing with the excretion?
Him: Expression...stupid auto correct.
Freaking Hilarious!!!!0 -
Husband- So I just stopped in random wikipedia babe your neck was there.
Me- Uh, what?0 -
OMG These are awesome way to funny couldn't keep my composure at work0
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Ex husband - "Skype with kids?"
Me- "in a sex"
Me- crap I mean in a sec, as in second. Crap.
Not crying funny, but mortifying and awful.0 -
too funny0
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This is great. Best thread ever. I laughed so hard my abs hurt.
And what great abs they are!0 -
Ex husband - "Skype with kids?"
Me- "in a sex"
Me- crap I mean in a sec, as in second. Crap.
Not crying funny, but mortifying and awful.
My phone does this all the time! I think it has gotten everybody in my phone contacts at least once... :laugh:
Most are just awkward, but the funniest one was with my bestie. She works at a bank and I always go and deposit my checks on Saturday morning. She text and asked if I was coming to deposit my check today, she had a funny story to tell. I said "in a sex". She replied with something along the lines of, " Although I am tempted by the offer, I can't at work. They
apon that. " followed by a long bwahahahaha 0 -
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I was laughing so hard at these, I couldn't stop when someone walked in the office. I had to put my head down and bite my lip! My autocorrect always changes wow to *kitten* and sitting to ****ting. Does that mean I use those words too much???0
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i know a few people who thought "LOL" meant "lots of love." awkward!!!0 -
i know a few people who thought "LOL" meant "lots of love." awkward!!!
Oh I needed that laugh today!!! Awkward but SO FRICKEN FUNNY!!!0 -
LMFAO! Omg :laugh: ...omg :laugh: :laugh: I had to contain my laughing.
Those are too funny.
I had to giggle at the Home Depot color
Chocolate Shart.... I know I'm so immature :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
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Me: then I guess I will have to get really hard to make sure you like it.
Him: Huh? Your phone is auto spelling again.
Me: LOL!! Try really hard.
Me: That's funny.
What's even funnier is we were just talking about this yesterday.0 -
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Me: then I guess I will have to get really hard to make sure you like it.
Him: Huh? Your phone is auto spelling again.
Me: LOL!! Try really hard.
Me: That's funny.
What's even funnier is we were just talking about this yesterday.
That was a good one!!! :bigsmile:0 -
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Me: then I guess I will have to get really hard to make sure you like it.
Him: Huh? Your phone is auto spelling again.
Me: LOL!! Try really hard.
Me: That's funny.
What's even funnier is we were just talking about this yesterday.
That was a good one!!! :bigsmile:
My phone likes to get me in trouble. LOL0 -
Just had one
Me: then I guess I will have to get really hard to make sure you like it.
Him: Huh? Your phone is auto spelling again.
Me: LOL!! Try really hard.
Me: That's funny.
What's even funnier is we were just talking about this yesterday.
That was a good one!!! :bigsmile:
My phone likes to get me in trouble. LOL
Your phone is dirty, I like it!
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Me: then I guess I will have to get really hard to make sure you like it.
Him: Huh? Your phone is auto spelling again.
Me: LOL!! Try really hard.
Me: That's funny.
What's even funnier is we were just talking about this yesterday.
That was a good one!!! :bigsmile:
My phone likes to get me in trouble. LOL
Your phone is dirty, I like it!
It is. And once all my friends get used to my phone being dirty, I can do it intentionally and blame the phone if I don't get the response I wanted. :smokin:0 -
Too funny!0
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BUMP0
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My teacher and I were planning on meeting up for a study session, so I was texting him. Our convo went like:
teacher: blah blah blah blahddy blah blah. I'll be here soon
me: text me when you're heterosexual!
teacher: heterosexual!
teacher: why did you want to know?
Damn autocorrect changed here to heterosexual...
yeah.. awkward...0 -
best. one. ever.:laugh:0 -
This is some funny ish!0 -
Bump! I freakin' love these!0
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My phone likes to get me in trouble. LOL
Your phone is dirty, I like it!
It is. And once all my friends get used to my phone being dirty, I can do it intentionally and blame the phone if I don't get the response I wanted. :smokin:
I knew there was a reason I liked you!0 -
My phone likes to get me in trouble. LOL
Your phone is dirty, I like it!
It is. And once all my friends get used to my phone being dirty, I can do it intentionally and blame the phone if I don't get the response I wanted. :smokin:
I knew there was a reason I liked you!
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omg cannot breathe. tears. holy crap thats funny
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I have four herniated disks and for some reson when ever I tell people about it on line I say
I have four herniated ****s! d i c k s
Sooo embarrassing!!0
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