Men are terrified of women

I used to be afraid... But then I read Dune, learning that FEAR is the mind killer. I left the seat up, signifying my stand against husband oppwession... and then the spice (sex in this case) stopped flowing. Once I started putting the seat back down, the spice started to flow again!

Shoot... take the trash out or do any other chore in the house without me asking..see how fast these panties drop.

Instant turn on

FML.. I need you to talk with my wife.. get her on board with that! I effin cook, clean, do laundry, and still she holds the kitty for ransom like a middle eastern terrorist

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!! Do that crap in my house, you'd be getting kitty whenever you wanted. Last time i came home and my husband had cleaned, dished, laundry, trash...all of that, i literally put my bag down and said "you..bedroom! NOW!"

I used to be afraid... But then I read Dune, learning that FEAR is the mind killer. I left the seat up, signifying my stand against husband oppwession... and then the spice (sex in this case) stopped flowing. Once I started putting the seat back down, the spice started to flow again!

Shoot... take the trash out or do any other chore in the house without me asking..see how fast these panties drop.

Instant turn on

FML.. I need you to talk with my wife.. get her on board with that! I effin cook, clean, do laundry, and still she holds the kitty for ransom like a middle eastern terrorist

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!! Do that crap in my house, you'd be getting kitty whenever you wanted. Last time i came home and my husband had cleaned, dished, laundry, trash...all of that, i literally put my bag down and said "you..bedroom! NOW!"

I am clearly house-husbanding in the wrong house.

If the toilet lid doesn't stay down the dogs and/or children get into the water....

oh my wife gets PISSED if the lid is down...that's worse than the seat being up...

LOL!!! in my home. i have cute soaps, pretty candles, decorative towels in the bathrooms and at the kitchen sink...and i think, if it smells good , or looks good then it darned well better be USEFUL or else its chucked out!! i dont have place for mindless, pretty clutter that collects dust.

Why keep soap and towels in the bathroom if they arent meant to be used. Durr...

My husband only left the toliet seat up once! I fell in during the middle of the night and woke him up with a big glass of water. I figured I had gotten wet so he'd get wet (I used clean water!!). He never did it again lol.

After my sister went to college and my mom left it was just my dad and I. I got a cold shock a couple of times after sitting on the lip of the toilet at odd hours of the night. Thankfully I never fell in (thank you God for giving me wide hips)! So to cope I formed the habit of closing the lid of the toilet after every use. Now I check every time (even though I now own a house and it is only me and my female renter living there) and I haven't had a problem since. Though when I go to other people's houses they might wonder why the lid is down later. And their roll of TP has been corrected to over not under.

As for being afraid of women.. Man up. Women like strong men, if you can't stand up to us (while still being respectful of course) then you won't earn our respect. If there isn't mutual respect in a relationship then you just have two *kitten* strapped to the same cart pulling in different directions. We aren't going to let you lead in peace if we don't trust you to look out for our interests too.

Growing up the eldest and only male child of 5, I was constantly nagged about the toilet seat. My response was "You're a big girl, learn to work the seat." (Note: response said to my sisters only. To Mom, it was Yes Ma'am, then I'd conveniently forget.)

After 4 grandsons and 2 great grandsons, Mon's given up. :laugh:

For a minute there i thought i was the only one who puts the lid down.
Do people not know that when you flush, small molecules of water go up in the air?

Poop particles!!! I do not want them on my toothbrush!!

and I'll pick my socks up off the floor and put them in the hamper...when I'm DAMN good and ready.... and I'm ready right now honey.....

*CACKLE!*