Are You Suggesting Coconuts Migrate?!?!

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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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    God: Arthur! Arthur, King of the Britons! Oh, don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling!

    Arthur: Sorry...

    God: And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy".
  • IndyMario
    IndyMario Posts: 236
    Meanwhile, not more than two swallow's flights away, Arthur and Bedivere had discovered something...
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    Meanwhile, not more than two swallow's flights away, Arthur and Bedivere had discovered something...

    "What, ridden on a horse? ... You've got two empty halves of a coconut and you're bangin' 'em together!
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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    The resurrection of this thread prompts the following:

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  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    The resurrection of this thread prompts the following:

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    Love this!! I wonder if I can get it on a pair of tighty whities
  • dlwyatt82
    dlwyatt82 Posts: 1,077 Member
    Greetings, O Tim the Enchanter!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot.

    I have to push the pram a lot.


    .....

    On second thought, let's not go there.

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  • IndyMario
    IndyMario Posts: 236
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  • KBjimAZ
    KBjimAZ Posts: 369 Member
    Yes, shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the shrubber. I arrange, design and sell shubberies.
  • IndyMario
    IndyMario Posts: 236
    Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.

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