Facebook Status u wish u could post but can't? Post away :)

Miss_dannii
Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
in Chit-Chat
I've just been thinking about all the statuses I'd LOVE to post on facebook but I can't, so I thought a 'Get it off your chest' thread would be fun to have :smile:

I'll start:

Dear attention *kitten*, being a regular *kitten* just isn't enough for you is it??

Lol x
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  • thebigcb
    thebigcb Posts: 2,210 Member
    The picture of your SCAN in not for facebook
  • TexasRattlesnake
    TexasRattlesnake Posts: 375 Member
    1) I don't care.
    2) Nobody else cares.
    3) Vaguebooking something you don't have the balls to say to an individual in person doesn't earn you cool points.
    4) Leave the politics in the polling booths... you're not changing my mind and I'm not changing yours.
    5) Save the drama... oh, wait... I just deleted you.
  • ChunkieNuts
    ChunkieNuts Posts: 135 Member
    Who really gives a **** where you are !!
  • MissAnjy
    MissAnjy Posts: 2,480 Member
    Dear Deadbeat,

    Stop taking and posting pictures of yourself and the kids on the ONE day a week that you see & associate with them, on your facebook to look like you're father of the year. The only person whose opinion matters if you're "father of the year" is your kids, and they know better than to think so.
  • licorice_twig
    licorice_twig Posts: 16
    Dear Couple of the Century: Why don't you tell each other how wonderful you think you are, instead of posting it to induce vomiting in the rest of us?
  • thebigcb
    thebigcb Posts: 2,210 Member
    I've just been thinking about all the statuses I'd LOVE to post on facebook but I can't, so I thought a 'Get it off your chest' thread would be fun to have :smile:

    I'll start:

    Dear attention *kitten*, being a regular *kitten* just isn't enough for you is it??

    Lol x

    Defo adding you now lol
  • Init_to_winit
    Init_to_winit Posts: 258 Member
    You do know that we can all see what you just put right?! I mean really me and 300 of your other closest friends can see everything you post and you had better believe that when I see stuff like that, I laugh, and make fun of you. To everyone I know.
  • hope516
    hope516 Posts: 1,133 Member
    Who really gives a **** where you are !!

    lmao!!! wheres the damn like button around here???
  • statickey
    statickey Posts: 309 Member
    This is what I would like to say.....

    You are freaking annoying and embarrassing yourself. Shut the hell up. Thank you.

    :-D
  • statickey
    statickey Posts: 309 Member
    Oh, and no one cares how much you love eachother. You're both idiots.
  • webdevsoup
    webdevsoup Posts: 384 Member
    Keep telling yourself that you're not the problem, and that everyone else is. Eventually, you'll convince yourself, and then your friends list will be pointless.
  • kooltray87
    kooltray87 Posts: 501 Member
    Hey old classmates, so you're working your dream job and traveling the world now? thats great.........I'm smaller than you!!!!! lol

    Petty I know, but its all i got :-/
  • ber3023
    ber3023 Posts: 146 Member
    Love this thread and I agree with them all!

    All you youngins think you're the s**t with all your underage drinking and drug use. What in the world will you post about when you grow up and realize how lame and uncool you really are?
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    I don't care about your farm, city, shop, or whatever other ville you're involved in......much less your recycled political opinion....and moreso your *kitten* kid making noises.....or that you just finished picking your earwax.....didn't need to know and seriously don't care \m/
  • MrsHarris6
    MrsHarris6 Posts: 46 Member
    1). I wish I could tell you what I REALLY think about you, but I'm a lady:-)
    2). When did it become Ok to put your whole LIFE on FB?
    3). Do you have ANYTHING better to do with your time?
  • dsak
    dsak Posts: 367 Member
    Seriously woman.... your kids are in school/day care all day and you don't work outside the home. Please don't tell me how stressed you are.

    And yes.... we all know you are mother of the year, baker of the year, home room mom of the year, crafter of the year.... stop posting 800 million pics on facebook of all your crap just to try and get validation from people that you have self worth. No one cares!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Hi old classmates that I didn't like at school, I still don't like you now but you keep bloody adding me and I'm too polite to say no!!!

    OR

    Your bed might be cozy, but I really don't give a crap!!!
  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
    Hi old classmates that I didn't like at school, I still don't like you now but you keep bloody adding me and I'm too polite to say no!!!

    OR

    Your bed might be cozy, but I really don't give a crap!!!

    SNAP!! But I accepted most of their friend requests, just so they can see that I've done so much better than them in life ;) x
  • _skittybang
    _skittybang Posts: 970 Member
    "Stop posting pictures of your ugly babies."
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    "Stop posting pictures of your ugly babies."

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • bbriscoe13
    bbriscoe13 Posts: 175 Member
    Seriously woman.... your kids are in school/day care all day and you don't work outside the home. Please don't tell me how stressed you are.

    And yes.... we all know you are mother of the year, baker of the year, home room mom of the year, crafter of the year.... stop posting 800 million pics on facebook of all your crap just to try and get validation from people that you have self worth. No one cares!

    Love this one. Also I would like to add..

    If you have no job and are living off of the government please stop buying drugs and talking about your next tattoo. Take care of your kid and get a job.

    P.S. I have nothing against people using government asisstance. It is there for a reason and some people need it. I just hate when people abuse the system.
  • talkytina9
    talkytina9 Posts: 22 Member
    Dear nameless person..writing about every good deed you do..just makes you look like you are looking for a pat on the back..

    Dear other nameless person..posting pics of your son with a sign holding panhandler that you gave tacos to..to show to the facebook world that you are this humanitarian was tacky..telling facebook readers that you'd wish your husbands ex would just die only for his step kids to unfriend you because of it..and for you to do a relating post about drama queens and spies trying to sabotage you was kinda like DUH..did you think they'd NOT see on their wall along with everyone that you wished this woman death?..

    Dear political poster(s)..the Democrats and Republicans are BOTH globalists and are pretty much ran by the whims of special interest groups..AIPAC..Big oil..etc..and only care about American citizens when it is time to pander for votes..you can not convince me that hyperpartisanship has solved anything in America through your **** flinging posts..or that either candidate somehow is more patriotic that the other..all the arguing and bickering just makes me quite positive that I am voting for Gary Johnson..if I bother to vote on anything other than local elections at all..
  • bbriscoe13
    bbriscoe13 Posts: 175 Member
    "Stop posting pictures of your ugly babies."

    I also love this one!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Dear nameless Facebook friend, you are a skank, always have been a skank, so you've married a guy with lots of money and now wear designer clothes, go on posh holidays and drive a flash motor, but guess what... You're still a skank!!!
  • runnermama81
    runnermama81 Posts: 388 Member
    Seriously woman.... your kids are in school/day care all day and you don't work outside the home. Please don't tell me how stressed you are.

    And yes.... we all know you are mother of the year, baker of the year, home room mom of the year, crafter of the year.... stop posting 800 million pics on facebook of all your crap just to try and get validation from people that you have self worth. No one cares!

    Love this one. Also I would like to add..

    If you have no job and are living off of the government please stop buying drugs and talking about your next tattoo. Take care of your kid and get a job.

    P.S. I have nothing against people using government asisstance. It is there for a reason and some people need it. I just hate when people abuse the system.

    Yes!!!! Totally agree with both of these!!!!


    And.....I don't need to see a picture of every meal you eat....especially the horribly calorie and grease-ridden crap and then you complain that you're overweight!!!
  • RLDeShazo
    RLDeShazo Posts: 356 Member
    relationship status change? again? Isn't that the 3rd time this week? And it's only Monday?
  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
    Dear idiot, stop posting statuses like:

    (Facebook Person) "omg I just got some really bad news!!"
    (Every nosey person on their friendlist) "OMG What happened?"
    (Facebook Person) "Oh I can't say, sorry.."

    Same goes for statuses like "OMG I AM SO HAPPY!!! JUST GOT THE BEST NEWS EVER!!!!" and then when people ask, it's private... lol
  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
    (Facebook Person) "omg I just got some really bad news!!"
    (Every nosey person on their friendlist) "OMG What happened?"
    (Facebook Person) "Oh I can't say, sorry.."

    Same goes for statuses like "OMG I AM SO HAPPY!!! JUST GOT THE BEST NEWS EVER!!!!" and then when people ask, it's private... lol
  • ChgingMe
    ChgingMe Posts: 539 Member
    Seriously woman.... your kids are in school/day care all day and you don't work outside the home. Please don't tell me how stressed you are.

    And yes.... we all know you are mother of the year, baker of the year, home room mom of the year, crafter of the year.... stop posting 800 million pics on facebook of all your crap just to try and get validation from people that you have self worth. No one cares!

    Yep... Have friends who complain about getting up at 4am to get the hubby off to work, kids off to school etc. you can bet your sweet bippy they are rolling over in that bed once everyone is gone. Makes my teeth itch. I get up at 4:30 am and guess what. I stay up. Am I bitter?? Ahh yea I am...
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    I post whatever I feel like on Facebook, for every person that deletes me...I consider that a victory!

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