Facebook Status u wish u could post but can't? Post away :)

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  • SarahLee10
    SarahLee10 Posts: 10 Member
    bump
  • MissCarter79
    MissCarter79 Posts: 227 Member
    Dear friend who always gets creepy friend requests from dudes,

    QUIT POSTING CLEAVAGE PICS!!!!


    I know someone like this and I just want to tell her "Your boobs belong IN your shirt!"
  • specialkyc
    specialkyc Posts: 384 Member
    I've just been thinking about all the statuses I'd LOVE to post on facebook but I can't, so I thought a 'Get it off your chest' thread would be fun to have :smile:

    I'll start:

    Dear attention *kitten*, being a regular *kitten* just isn't enough for you is it??

    Lol x


    Oh you're not a *kitten*? ...so, just a volunteer prostitute?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Farburnfred
    Farburnfred Posts: 333 Member
    This post makes me never want to post anything on FB again as I am obviosuly offending someone..

    But mine would be:

    Yesterday was Bisexuality Pride Day. I came out to myself and my DH as bisexual 4 years ago. Nobody else in real life knows (hence not on FB) also I have never had a chance to explore this part of my sexuality. But it still exists. Some days this causes me massive frustration.
  • jiddu17
    jiddu17 Posts: 187 Member
    OMG - you have a FREE weekend with NO kids because their NON-CUSTODIAL parent has visitation?? Whoo-hoo!! That surely is something to celebrate. :noway:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    hey married dudes. stop freakin messaging me or i am going to tell your wives! :)

    Indeed!!!:drinker:
  • ShayWolfexo
    ShayWolfexo Posts: 18
    LIKE if you Love you mom.......

    Keep Scrolling if you Want her to die.....

    SO STUPID IT MAKES ME SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!

    LIKE if you're a total *kitten*

    Keep scrolling if you want a punch in the face!!!!
  • jiddu17
    jiddu17 Posts: 187 Member
    LIKE if you Love you mom.......

    Keep Scrolling if you Want her to die.....

    SO STUPID IT MAKES ME SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!

    LIKE if you're a total *kitten*

    Keep scrolling if you want a punch in the face!!!!

    OH SNAP!! I didn't log into fb in time to LIKE this post!!! I better go check on my mom. She probably thinks I hate her by now.
  • monipie
    monipie Posts: 280 Member
    OMG - you have a FREE weekend with NO kids because their NON-CUSTODIAL parent has visitation?? Whoo-hoo!! That surely is something to celebrate. :noway:

    i think that is something to freakin celebrate!!!! you obviously have no kids. lol!
  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
    OH. I have one friend who has no kids, no job, yet COMPLAINS that she has to physically go to collect her welfare money... I've seen her post ones such as

    "GRRR have to go out in the rain and queue up now to get my wages" Emmm first of all they are not wages, wages are something you earn when you have a job...

    I also hate when people on FB say GRRR and 'methinks', it just really annoys me lol

    "Methinks it's time for bed" *kitten* OFF!! lol
  • ShayWolfexo
    ShayWolfexo Posts: 18
    LIKE if you Love you mom.......

    Keep Scrolling if you Want her to die.....

    SO STUPID IT MAKES ME SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!

    LIKE if you're a total *kitten*

    Keep scrolling if you want a punch in the face!!!!

    OH SNAP!! I didn't log into fb in time to LIKE this post!!! I better go check on my mom. She probably thinks I hate her by now.


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Rubie81
    Rubie81 Posts: 720 Member
    OMG - you have a FREE weekend with NO kids because their NON-CUSTODIAL parent has visitation?? Whoo-hoo!! That surely is something to celebrate. :noway:

    i think that is something to freakin celebrate!!!! you obviously have no kids. lol!

    Agreed. If I ever get a free weekend, when the Dad actually picks up the kids, you bet your *kitten* I will be celebrating.
  • lniffa
    lniffa Posts: 675 Member
    BUMP
  • secretlobster
    secretlobster Posts: 3,566 Member
    LIKE if you Love you mom.......

    My response is usually "I'm loving your mom right now"
  • MonkRocker
    MonkRocker Posts: 198
    Wow. This is a seriously passive-aggressive thread. :)

    I'll go ahead:

    Yes, friend - your complete and utter oversimplification of <political topic> is spot-on. it's so simple, right? If only someone smart like you was in charge we wouldn't have all these problems, would we? Thank you for opening my eyes to your awesome theories that I'm sure no one with 20 times the education you have in the actual FIELD you are spewing your horsesh!t in has ever thought of before you! No really - keep boiling down complex issues to "it's just common sense, right?!??" Stay awesome.
  • wofford16
    wofford16 Posts: 63
    I would love to change my status from married to divorced or separated. I would like to also post that he moved out but no one knows yet, sigh!

    ^^^^ This...and I wish I could tell his sisters to stop sending me messages about how much he misses me and has changed.
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    Dear "friend", Stop your fckn b!tching. Some of us have real problems.
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    LIKE if you Love you mom.......

    My response is usually "I'm loving your mom right now"

    HAHA :laugh:
  • VitaBailey
    VitaBailey Posts: 271 Member
    To my High School friends, I was only friends with you because I was too unpopular to be picky.
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
    LIKE if you Love you mom.......

    My response is usually "I'm loving your mom right now"

    LOL
  • jiddu17
    jiddu17 Posts: 187 Member
    I do have kids. And I'm married to the father. And no, I don't think celebrating, with a public declaration, the fact that a dissolution of a relationship resulted in kids only getting to see one parent at a time is appropriate. One may feel relieved at the "break", just as any parent needs to have time away, but when the "break" is court ordered, it's just plain tacky to "whoo-hoo" it on facebook.
  • licorice_twig
    licorice_twig Posts: 16
    I post whatever I feel like on Facebook, for every person that deletes me...I consider that a victory!

    Darn right.
  • FammaMel
    FammaMel Posts: 293 Member
    Hi old classmates that I didn't like at school, I still don't like you now but you keep bloody adding me and I'm too polite to say no!!!

    OR

    Your bed might be cozy, but I really don't give a crap!!!

    SNAP!! But I accepted most of their friend requests, just so they can see that I've done so much better than them in life ;) x

    Ditto... but then deleted them all. ; )
  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
    Dear "friend", Stop your fckn b!tching. Some of us have real problems.

    Snaaaaap
  • YogaNikki
    YogaNikki Posts: 284 Member
    To my High School friends, I was only friends with you because I was too unpopular to be picky.

    That makes two of us, lol!
  • licorice_twig
    licorice_twig Posts: 16
    Hug.
  • scottbrown78
    scottbrown78 Posts: 142 Member
    Sure, I could post what I really think about you and your status, but I'd rather make fun of you over at my diet forum, behind your back. And if I did that you might know the real me, the one that doesn't really like you but... the one with so many insecurities I have to make fun of your status. Sure I could unfriend you, block you, hell even just unsubscribe to your posts, but as I mentioned before, I need a person that I can use to point out their flaws and mistakes so that no one will look at mine.


    Come on people we are better than this right?
  • miracole
    miracole Posts: 492 Member
    1) Sharing a cause on Facebook does not actually support that cause. If you really want to help go donate time or money to organizations that are working on the issue.

    2) Pictures of your engagement ring, your ultrasound or your child (with you not also in the picture) are not profile pictures. Profile pictures are meant to allow recognition!

    3) Posting that you "like it on the floor" or "are going to China in 3 months" when taking part in an obscure "shhh ladies only" status campaign ostensibly for breast cancer makes you a sheep, not an advocate.

    3) "Like if you remember [insert random "nostalgic" item from the 80s or 90s]" is just irritating. As far as I know we're not all suffering from senility yet and frankly, those tupperware salt shakers that you used to see in restaurants did not have a lasting impact on my personal development meriting a public reminder!
  • secretlobster
    secretlobster Posts: 3,566 Member
    Sure, I could post what I really think about you and your status, but I'd rather make fun of you over at my diet forum, behind your back. And if I did that you might know the real me, the one that doesn't really like you but... the one with so many insecurities I have to make fun of your status. Sure I could unfriend you, block you, hell even just unsubscribe to your posts, but as I mentioned before, I need a person that I can use to point out their flaws and mistakes so that no one will look at mine.


    Come on people we are better than this right?

    Actually most people here are pretty honest about their own flaws
  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
    Sure, I could post what I really think about you and your status, but I'd rather make fun of you over at my diet forum, behind your back. And if I did that you might know the real me, the one that doesn't really like you but... the one with so many insecurities I have to make fun of your status. Sure I could unfriend you, block you, hell even just unsubscribe to your posts, but as I mentioned before, I need a person that I can use to point out their flaws and mistakes so that no one will look at mine.


    Come on people we are better than this right?

    Get out.
    Just...
    get out.

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