Facebook Status u wish u could post but can't? Post away :)
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These are cracking me up!!!!0
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1) STOP trying to guilt or scare me into posting stupid opinionated crap on my wall. I reserve MY wall for MY thoughts. I don't have to post your crap or prove to anyone else that I love something/someone, or believe/disbelieve in something or agree/disagree with you. If everybody reposted that crap every time it showed up, we'd all have duplicate walls. What's the point?
You can make it so that no one can post to your wall without your consent. Look under privacy settings, you might be able to change it to pertain to one specific person.0 -
i have one: dear family member (this is why i can't post this statement ever),
please stop praising the quick fix to weight loss mix junk you are trying to get everyone to purchase from you! that crap doesn't work!0 -
Please, please, PLEASE . .. Stop posting daily pictures of your dinner plate showing me everything stupid little thing you eat!! Do you seriously think that anyone gives a crap??
yes. I make beautiful food and Im a photographer. I pretend Im top chef. I dont understand how this could ruin your day. I dont understand what unhealthy or awful about it. I mean... I dont want to see 10 million pictures of your child with spaghettiOs smeared across his face, the floor and your clothing.
I think nitpicking on something harmless and beautiful like creating artwork and posting it on facebook shows something ugly inside the complainer.
ps just because my feelings got hurt:
Actually I would like the recipe that dessert. Looks delicious.0 -
I'm definitely not hating on this, but I just for the life of me can not understand it...
When people take pictures of themseves and then post it on FB.
I can see if you are in a costume or something, but just to post a pic of yourself for no reason is so weird to me!!! I don't think I could ever do it. Like, those "in the car ones." lol! I dunno, a lot of my friends do it and I just don't get it.
Or, in the car, but not looking at the camera, as if someone just HAPPENED to be sitting on your dashboard snapping a pic.
Hehehe, I have a coworker who snaps a picture of herself looking coy while in her office at least once a week. It's almost exactly the same picture against the same background. She just uploaded a new one. There's nothing wrong with it, it just makes me giggle. Maybe she's going to try to do a time-lapse with them all?
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YUM!Please, please, PLEASE . .. Stop posting daily pictures of your dinner plate showing me everything stupid little thing you eat!! Do you seriously think that anyone gives a crap??
yes. I make beautiful food and Im a photographer. I pretend Im top chef. I dont understand how this could ruin your day. I dont understand what unhealthy or awful about it. I mean... I dont want to see 10 million pictures of your child with spaghettiOs smeared across his face, the floor and your clothing.
I think nitpicking on something harmless and beautiful like creating artwork and posting it on facebook shows something ugly inside the complainer.
ps just because my feelings got hurt:0 -
Actually I would like the recipe that dessert. Looks delicious.
its breakfast!
plain greek yogurt
pumpkin fig granola
blueberries
pecans
clover blossom honey
& a strawberry!0 -
The beauty of autonomy is that no matter how insanely republican you act on facebook, my little 'ol democratic vote will negate any enititled, misinformed, and racist thing you have to say. Your bull**** does not change my mind. And I don't have to be crazy to do it!
Political opinions don't bother me, there is a freaking ELECTION around the corner. What bugs is the apathy and people who live for the free stuff. None on my friends list but that doesn't mean a large number won't vote because they have become complacent.0 -
Please do not post status updates to your children, they are not old enough to read. If they are old enough to read, try telling your children you love them/are proud of them. You know, in person. It'll mean a lot more.
YESYESYESYESYESYESSS! THIS! I'll NEVER understand why people post status updates to people who AREN'T on FB and WON'T EVER READ THEM!!0 -
I am so glad you posted that bible verse and shared the picture of jesus. it is nice to be reassured of such things before you go out and have sexual encounters with multiple guys while being so wasted you wont remember. dont worry. that "like" saved your soul...
LMAO!!!!!0 -
Dear people wit children. This is lovely but the constant progress reports not necessary unless its really funny. It cannot possible be that funny every day.0
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i dont care what you ate
i dont need to know every 5 minutes how much you love your significant other0 -
This girl I went to college with is getting married to a guy she's been with for about 9 months now, total...oh and I only know how long they've been together because she posts "Happy X month anniversary baby, I love you so much!!" as her status, tagging him, every. Single. Month.
Now that she's engaged, she posts about wedding stuff at least 5 times a day (they're not getting married until next summer), tagging her fiance in literally everything, and if her posts aren't about the wedding, they involve her "most amazing man in the whole world!" with him tagged, of course.
I have the overwhelming urge to post "If you're still celebrating month anniversaries and posting all your 'I love yous' on facebook instead of just saying it to your partner directly, maybe you're not mature enough to get married."
Or maybe: "If you're married, engaged, or living with your partner, you can tell them your cheesy cutesy stuff to their face, or at least over a text message or something. Facebook does not care."
Of course I'd just come off as bitter and jealous since I'm not engaged or married, but good God. At least I don't have to try to convince the facebook world that my relationship is great...0 -
Dear idiots of the world: Just because it's on an e-card doesn't mean it's true.....0
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Dear people wit children. This is lovely but the constant progress reports not necessary unless its really funny. It cannot possible be that funny every day.
sooooo true.. its so annoying0 -
Dear Deadbeat,
Stop taking and posting pictures of yourself and the kids on the ONE day a week that you see & associate with them, on your facebook to look like you're father of the year. The only person whose opinion matters if you're "father of the year" is your kids, and they know better than to think so.
this except he only sees them once per year0 -
Sure, I could post what I really think about you and your status, but I'd rather make fun of you over at my diet forum, behind your back. And if I did that you might know the real me, the one that doesn't really like you but... the one with so many insecurities I have to make fun of your status. Sure I could unfriend you, block you, hell even just unsubscribe to your posts, but as I mentioned before, I need a person that I can use to point out their flaws and mistakes so that no one will look at mine.
Come on people we are better than this right?
^^ = turd in punchbowl guy. Relax, it's just for fun. Did you leave your sense of humor in your other pants?0 -
Who gives a ****
Who cares
Attention seeker0 -
hahaha...I had one who was complaining about needing to make money and move out of their trailer park (where she and her husband live with 3 kids in a two bedroom trailer)..then the next day she wanted someone to help design her new tattoo...huh? I don't have tattoos, but I do know they aren't cheap!!One status you say you need to find a job because you ca't pay your bills. The next one you tell me you're cooking shrimp scampi for dinner while drinking a bottle of wine. For a person who can't pay their bills, you eat better than I do and drink more than I do.
Priorities people!!!
How about "I cant work because Im on disability, but I went on a 12 mile horseback ride and started barrel racing"...
totally happening RIGHT NOW...
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"YOU'RE AN IDIOT AND STUPID AND SELFISH AND RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!" GROW THE F**** UP AND TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND YOUR CHILD AND STOP TRYING TO FIND SOMEONE TO TAKE CARE OF YOU. THE GUY WHO IS 11 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU STILL MARRIED (RECENTLY SEPARATED TWO WEEKS AGO!!!) WHO IS A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER IS NOT THE GUY YOU SHOULD BE LOOKING FOR. STOP MOOCHING OFF OF OTHER PEOPLE GROW A PAIR AND DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TO TAKE CARE OF YOU AND THAT BABY!!!!!!!"
Thank you i feel much better
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Nobody cares what you are eating for dinner, and no I don't need a gross picture of it either.0
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"Stop posting pictures of your ugly babies."
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Do they think they aren't being watched? I had a brother in law on disability with a legitimate injury and he was being followed by an investigator with a camera!! People are really dumb when they think their facebook status is just between them and friends...How about "I cant work because Im on disability, but I went on a 12 mile horseback ride and started barrel racing"...
totally happening RIGHT NOW...0 -
I don't even talk baby talk to babies, I certainly don't want to read it when it's you talking to your boyfriend...0
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Sure, I could post what I really think about you and your status, but I'd rather make fun of you over at my diet forum, behind your back. And if I did that you might know the real me, the one that doesn't really like you but... the one with so many insecurities I have to make fun of your status. Sure I could unfriend you, block you, hell even just unsubscribe to your posts, but as I mentioned before, I need a person that I can use to point out their flaws and mistakes so that no one will look at mine.
Come on people we are better than this right?
I would normally agree with you except my post is about my darling sister and my maid of honor. Honestly, I don't say anything because 1. i don't feel like fighting, she knows how i feel and 2. she's my maid of honor (wedding is 12 days from now) I'm not about to lose my damn maid of honor over her stupidness....0 -
Please stop sending me requests for FB games and apps. I have NEVER responded, nor will I EVER. I've got better things to do. (like rant about it on MFP...) :laugh:
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"Your baby looks cute but we're not interested how he got out of your tummy."
- Taken from actual experience when I saw the pics posted by one of my fb friends who happens to be my co-worker who posted pics of her ceasarian operation with her first child with matching bloods on the cloth, EWWWW SUPER GROSS :sick:
VOM! :sick: That would be grounds for immediately defriending and possibly blocking. Not even hiding updates scenario here... possibly unfriending in real life too.0 -
Please, please, PLEASE . .. Stop posting daily pictures of your dinner plate showing me everything stupid little thing you eat!! Do you seriously think that anyone gives a crap??
yes. I make beautiful food and Im a photographer. I pretend Im top chef. I dont understand how this could ruin your day. I dont understand what unhealthy or awful about it. I mean... I dont want to see 10 million pictures of your child with spaghettiOs smeared across his face, the floor and your clothing.
I think nitpicking on something harmless and beautiful like creating artwork and posting it on facebook shows something ugly inside the complainer.
ps just because my feelings got hurt:
Sorry, kind photographer - your photo is actually very beautiful, please post away ! I actually have some FB friends, who literally post a picture of virtually every meal - and I can assure you that they are NOT photographers. Do i really need to see everything that you put into your mouth?? No . . . just saying . . .. did not mean to hurt your feelings though :flowerforyou:0 -
Dear Deadbeat,
Stop taking and posting pictures of yourself and the kids on the ONE day a week that you see & associate with them, on your facebook to look like you're father of the year. The only person whose opinion matters if you're "father of the year" is your kids, and they know better than to think so.
this except he only sees them once per year
My son's dad does this. But he hasn't seen my son in 4 years, and he takes pictures from my FaceBook and posts them as his own. Ridiculous.
To him I would say: Well don't you put the *kitten* in class.0 -
Stop posting 500 pics a day of your face, show your entire body for once !!!
maybe you dont want people to see you at 300 plus lbs but stop degrading me
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