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Really scale? I gained weight after I pooped?!

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  • shanster23
    shanster23 Posts: 144 Member
    ROFL Laughed so hard I almost pooped! Held it in I can't afford to gain a pound!

    Really I need some sleep! :0)

    Lol!
    Loving this thread! You guys are awesome.
  • BeautyFromPain
    BeautyFromPain Posts: 4,952 Member
    maybe you gained muscle :glasses:

    from the straining...
    :noway:
    OH MY GOD... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Good stuff right there....LOL :tongue:
  • YoshiZelda
    YoshiZelda Posts: 340 Member
    This made my night.
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    It has been a little while since the last poop thread. Guess we were due.
  • Arexxx
    Arexxx Posts: 486 Member
    That happened to me too.

    WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?
  • beatpig
    beatpig Posts: 97 Member
    This is full of too much win.

    And information.
  • m3dreamer2011
    m3dreamer2011 Posts: 73
    I cannot stop laughing!!!!!!
  • tcastio
    tcastio Posts: 22
    Next time, poop on the scale and subtract it from the first reading. It sends a strong message to the scale as well!
  • floridachikk
    floridachikk Posts: 41 Member
    Next time, poop on the scale and subtract it from the first reading. It sends a strong message to the scale as well!

    Soo awesome! That'll show the scale!!!!
  • uclown2002
    uclown2002 Posts: 79 Member
    Just so I am clear; are you saying you weighed yourself immediately before and then after a dump?

    I drop an average of 1.4 lbs :-)
  • Yogi_Carl
    Yogi_Carl Posts: 1,906 Member
    I always weigh AFTER I poop - it can make the difference of a pound! I'm amazed we are still having this conversation - just goes to show we are all really full of .......
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
    Wow, what a let down. There's nothing like taking a *kitten* and seeing the number go down but gaining...I would cry.
  • HellsBells61
    HellsBells61 Posts: 64
    Should've weighed yourself a 3rd time then taken the best of three! :laugh:
  • witchy_wife
    witchy_wife Posts: 792 Member
    Hahahahaha, I love this thread!
  • mariagabriella
    mariagabriella Posts: 267 Member
    reminds me of what my dad said at the christmas lunch table...

    him: I lost 3kg the other day.
    us: how?
    him: took a dump.

    he's full of crap.
  • MissSusieQ
    MissSusieQ Posts: 533 Member
    So you weighed yourself afterwards to see if you lost weight from the poop?

    c'mon, you can't tell me you've never done it!
  • kpnuts23
    kpnuts23 Posts: 960 Member
    maybe you gained muscle :glasses:

    from the straining...

    hahahaaaa
  • kpnuts23
    kpnuts23 Posts: 960 Member
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    hehehe.
    thanks!

    Made my morning!!!
  • purple_tux1
    purple_tux1 Posts: 250 Member
    I had been constipated for several days and I just FINALLY went to the bathroom and my scale tried to tell me that afterwards I had gained half a pound.
    No....


    Moral of the story...don't poop!! Hey, it might become the lates weight-loss craze.
  • purple_tux1
    purple_tux1 Posts: 250 Member
    tumblr_lq9n5bnEP91qb9u3so1_500.jpg

    hehehe.
    thanks!

    Made my morning!!!

    ROFL!!!!
  • JoeyliciousB
    JoeyliciousB Posts: 60 Member
    maybe you gained muscle :glasses:

    from the straining...

    LMAO!!!!! :laugh: I just choked on my coffee reading this!!!!!
  • MissSusieQ
    MissSusieQ Posts: 533 Member
    Next time, poop on the scale and subtract it from the first reading. It sends a strong message to the scale as well!

    love this!

    it reminds me of an old trick my Nan taught me.. after you kill a big spider, stick it outside the front door to show all the other spiders that you're not to be f****d with :)
  • munchkinhugs
    munchkinhugs Posts: 278 Member
    I agree with the people saying it's muscle gain. What else could it be?!

    Haha.
  • babigurl86
    babigurl86 Posts: 129 Member
    so thankful you said this!
    every time this happens i'm like ' whats this negative sh#t ! '
  • Amazon_Who
    Amazon_Who Posts: 1,092 Member
    Now about your pee...
  • BamsieEkhaya
    BamsieEkhaya Posts: 657 Member
    this as absolutely made my day !
  • LMPMOM4
    LMPMOM4 Posts: 75
    I can't believe I just read a four page thread about poop.
  • jwilson3787
    jwilson3787 Posts: 146
    maybe you gained muscle :glasses:

    from the straining...
    :laugh: :laugh:
  • sportytalldoll
    sportytalldoll Posts: 208 Member
    Weigh your poop, it's the only way to be sure
    [/quote]


    HAAAAA!!! Made me spit my water out!
  • Deipneus
    Deipneus Posts: 1,854 Member
    I had been constipated for several days and I just FINALLY went to the bathroom and my scale tried to tell me that afterwards I had gained half a pound.
    No....

    Where else but on MFP can you tell strangers about your poop?

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