Really scale? I gained weight after I pooped?!
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maybe you gained muscle :glasses:
from the straining...
LMAO!!!!! :laugh: I just choked on my coffee reading this!!!!!0 -
Next time, poop on the scale and subtract it from the first reading. It sends a strong message to the scale as well!
love this!
it reminds me of an old trick my Nan taught me.. after you kill a big spider, stick it outside the front door to show all the other spiders that you're not to be f****d with0 -
I agree with the people saying it's muscle gain. What else could it be?!
Haha.0 -
so thankful you said this!
every time this happens i'm like ' whats this negative sh#t ! '0 -
Now about your pee...0
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this as absolutely made my day !0
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I can't believe I just read a four page thread about poop.0
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maybe you gained muscle :glasses:
from the straining...0 -
Weigh your poop, it's the only way to be sure
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HAAAAA!!! Made me spit my water out!0 -
I had been constipated for several days and I just FINALLY went to the bathroom and my scale tried to tell me that afterwards I had gained half a pound.
No....
Where else but on MFP can you tell strangers about your poop?0 -
This is the very first post on the MFP Message Boards that I have ever read. I am really hoping they are all this good! Thanks for the laugh0
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This is the very first post on the MFP Message Boards that I have ever read. I am really hoping they are all this good! Thanks for the laugh
you are in for a lot of disappointment0 -
So you weighed yourself afterwards to see if you lost weight from the poop?
Don't act like you haven't done it. We all have. :ohwell:
This has got me cracking up. But so glad I'm not the only one!!:laugh:0 -
Well I havent been able to weigh myself all week yet so I've been looking forward to it
So you're basing the .5 gain on a weight from a week ago? Not that you weighed yourself immediately before the restroom visit and then again immediately after?
There's your answer right there.0 -
Next time, poop on the scale and subtract it from the first reading. It sends a strong message to the scale as well!
love this!
it reminds me of an old trick my Nan taught me.. after you kill a big spider, stick it outside the front door to show all the other spiders that you're not to be f****d with
You people are cracking me up! Thanks I really needed to laugh today:)0 -
I knew a guy in college who ate while he pooped, which to me was like seeing an alien that how crazy the concept was to me. I use to joke with him, why not skip the middle man and just flush the food.
So the question now, did you eat or drink anything in between or during? :-p1 -
this is hilarious:laugh:0
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I can't believe I just read a four page thread about poop.0
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I thought everyone knew that pooping makes you gain weight. I have lost all my weight by not pooping for the last 238 days.0
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So you weighed yourself afterwards to see if you lost weight from the poop?
doesn't everyone??0
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