Really scale? I gained weight after I pooped?!

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  • JoeyliciousB
    JoeyliciousB Posts: 60 Member
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    maybe you gained muscle :glasses:

    from the straining...

    LMAO!!!!! :laugh: I just choked on my coffee reading this!!!!!
  • MissSusieQ
    MissSusieQ Posts: 533 Member
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    Next time, poop on the scale and subtract it from the first reading. It sends a strong message to the scale as well!

    love this!

    it reminds me of an old trick my Nan taught me.. after you kill a big spider, stick it outside the front door to show all the other spiders that you're not to be f****d with :)
  • munchkinhugs
    munchkinhugs Posts: 278 Member
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    I agree with the people saying it's muscle gain. What else could it be?!

    Haha.
  • babigurl86
    babigurl86 Posts: 138
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    so thankful you said this!
    every time this happens i'm like ' whats this negative sh#t ! '
  • Amazon_Who
    Amazon_Who Posts: 1,092 Member
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    Now about your pee...
  • BamsieEkhaya
    BamsieEkhaya Posts: 657 Member
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    this as absolutely made my day !
  • LMPMOM4
    LMPMOM4 Posts: 75
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    I can't believe I just read a four page thread about poop.
  • jwilson3787
    jwilson3787 Posts: 146
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    maybe you gained muscle :glasses:

    from the straining...
    :laugh: :laugh:
  • sportytalldoll
    sportytalldoll Posts: 208 Member
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    Weigh your poop, it's the only way to be sure
    [/quote]


    HAAAAA!!! Made me spit my water out!
  • Deipneus
    Deipneus Posts: 1,862 Member
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    I had been constipated for several days and I just FINALLY went to the bathroom and my scale tried to tell me that afterwards I had gained half a pound.
    No....

    Where else but on MFP can you tell strangers about your poop?
  • kezzabelle28
    kezzabelle28 Posts: 1 Member
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    This is the very first post on the MFP Message Boards that I have ever read. I am really hoping they are all this good! Thanks for the laugh ;)
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
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    This is the very first post on the MFP Message Boards that I have ever read. I am really hoping they are all this good! Thanks for the laugh ;)

    you are in for a lot of disappointment
  • careyannal
    careyannal Posts: 161
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    So you weighed yourself afterwards to see if you lost weight from the poop?

    Don't act like you haven't done it. We all have. :ohwell:


    This has got me cracking up. But so glad I'm not the only one!!:laugh:
  • wolfchild59
    wolfchild59 Posts: 2,608 Member
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    Well I havent been able to weigh myself all week yet so I've been looking forward to it :(

    So you're basing the .5 gain on a weight from a week ago? Not that you weighed yourself immediately before the restroom visit and then again immediately after?

    There's your answer right there.
  • crrobin
    crrobin Posts: 25 Member
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    Next time, poop on the scale and subtract it from the first reading. It sends a strong message to the scale as well!

    love this!

    it reminds me of an old trick my Nan taught me.. after you kill a big spider, stick it outside the front door to show all the other spiders that you're not to be f****d with :)


    You people are cracking me up! Thanks I really needed to laugh today:)
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
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    I knew a guy in college who ate while he pooped, which to me was like seeing an alien that how crazy the concept was to me. I use to joke with him, why not skip the middle man and just flush the food.

    So the question now, did you eat or drink anything in between or during? :-p
  • shellrag
    shellrag Posts: 2 Member
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    this is hilarious:laugh:
  • sweetpeas2000
    sweetpeas2000 Posts: 42 Member
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    I can't believe I just read a four page thread about poop.
    I can't believe it either, but it definitely held my interest and made me laugh out loud :laugh:
  • maxonehiphop
    maxonehiphop Posts: 139 Member
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    I thought everyone knew that pooping makes you gain weight. I have lost all my weight by not pooping for the last 238 days.
  • gabriellejayde
    gabriellejayde Posts: 607 Member
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    So you weighed yourself afterwards to see if you lost weight from the poop?

    doesn't everyone??

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