Rejected by my husband....

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RedHeadDevotchka
RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
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Im just so upset over this, I thought I knew him. This morning I offerred him bacon and he turned it down! How can I live in a house with someone who doesnt like bacon?!?
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  • BelindaDuvessa
    BelindaDuvessa Posts: 1,014 Member
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    :noway:
  • michellekicks
    michellekicks Posts: 3,624 Member
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    I'm so sorry :frown:
  • Flyer615
    Flyer615 Posts: 173 Member
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    Nooooo! Oh the humanity. Surely he thought you said something else. There are a number of professionals that may be able to re-program him if you think he's worth the effort. Good luck!
  • gnb4hi
    gnb4hi Posts: 25
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    Maybe he is just preparing his body for the impending Bacon Shortage..... BACONGEDDON!!!!!!!!
  • rextcat
    rextcat Posts: 1,408 Member
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    DIVORCE HIM NOW



    edited to add my husband has offered to move in with you if your giving out bacon
  • CoffeeNBooze
    CoffeeNBooze Posts: 966 Member
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    He MUST have misheard you.
  • jerbear1962
    jerbear1962 Posts: 1,157 Member
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    Never have enough bacon here
  • _JR_
    _JR_ Posts: 830 Member
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    Did you rush him to the ER? Something serious must be going on. Maybe he's a ZOMBIE! Be prepared to shoot him in the head!
  • BR3ANDA
    BR3ANDA Posts: 622 Member
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    Oh HELL no, thats grounds for divorce. How could he? Maybe he needs a day or two in the dog house, then offer him bacon again and see if he comes around, if not, try torture and brain washing, he'll come around eventually, if you're persistent enough. It may be a tough road ahead, but you can do this!
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
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    Did you rush him to the ER? Something serious must be going on. Maybe he's a ZOMBIE! Be prepared to shoot him in the head!

    Well he does groan alot in his sleep....and just the other day he started telling me that while he's never been a cannibal he can see the virtue in it. Hmmmmm, AND he said he loves me for my brains......I'm very suspicious now.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
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    Maybe he is just preparing his body for the impending Bacon Shortage..... BACONGEDDON!!!!!!!!


    Ahhh! I know! It's awful!
  • Manrahan
    Manrahan Posts: 40
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    Im just so upset over this, I thought I knew him. This morning I offerred him bacon and he turned it down! How can I live in a house with someone who doesnt like bacon?!?

    When a husband loses interest, women often gotta turn to a back door man for comfort. In other news, I love bacon ...
  • SomeoneSomeplace
    SomeoneSomeplace Posts: 1,094 Member
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    I hate bacon.

    I know it's worse than admitting to hating puppies or something!
  • _JR_
    _JR_ Posts: 830 Member
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    Did you serve it up like this?






    girls_eggs_bacon.jpg
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
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    I saw this on CNN
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
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    I hate bacon.

    I know it's worse than admitting to hating puppies or something!

    O.M.G.

    That's just what he said! Said it's too much fat :sad:
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
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    Did you serve it up like this?






    girls_eggs_bacon.jpg

    See, that's where I went wrong....all in the presentation, duh
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    I have never had Bacon in my life but my old roommate used to make it every freaking day and I absolutely hate that smell. That crap made me not wanna ever try it even more!
  • TropicalFlowerz
    TropicalFlowerz Posts: 1,990 Member
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    try making Bra Bacon!! :wink: :blushing:

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