Calories in Lip Gloss/Chap Stick???

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  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
    I think your biggest danger would be from the Burt's Bees chapstick. It's made form beeswax which will still have traces of honey in it. Honey being sugar will cause an insulin spike and cause your body to hold onto its fat. Even though the quantity is low it is being introduced into your system transdermally so it's an instant shot of sugar to your bloodstream rather than a slower absorption through your digestive tract.

    Gaah!!! Jeez, I hope that's not true! But it does seem logical....

    Make sure you do not apply any after 9pm at night - it will turn immediately into fat and make your muscles drop off!

    OK, Now I can tell you're just making fun of me. That's not nice. I'm really struggling to make all the right choices on this journey, and I don't need negative nancies teasing me for trying to think outside the box!

    I really think you're over thinking this if you're worried about the amount of calories in chapstick...focus on smart eating, portion control, and moving your body and you'll be on the right track.
  • siriusalien
    siriusalien Posts: 207
    i'm loving this thread - it's hilarious! While running on saturday i swallowed a bug - should i have logged it under snacks? sorry. some people are just too serious about weight loss.

    I hate when that happens! It happens more often when I'm biking than running- but I'm a vegetarian and I wonder if that breaks my 19 year streak?! I try to put it out of mind though since I can't control it. I've read that everyone swallows some really offensive number of spiders while sleeping, too.....

    Bugs are protein....Just saying...very little fat...no carbs

    Apparently the amount of spiders is a myth.
  • Skinny_minny_mo
    Skinny_minny_mo Posts: 1,272 Member
    yet another thing to worry about!

    would talking cancel this out???

    and how do i log this?!!!
  • alsunrise
    alsunrise Posts: 386 Member
    I ransacked my purse for some chap stick after reading this.... Does that mean I'm addicted???? ;-)
  • Erindipitous
    Erindipitous Posts: 1,234 Member
    Hold the phone, buddy.. I got it! I'll start marketing HCG and Raspberry Ketones infused Lip Balm.

    Problem: SOLVED.
  • needamulligan
    needamulligan Posts: 558 Member
    i heard if you drive by mcdonalds or burger king and the smell of the food is in the air you have to add those calories to your daily count

    and instantly doubles the calories from chapstick
  • NikkiSixGuns
    NikkiSixGuns Posts: 630 Member
    Oh, crap! Spiders, too? Dang, I'm glad I stopped chewing my nails when I was a kid. Don't think I'll find fingernails anywhere in the database...
  • needamulligan
    needamulligan Posts: 558 Member
    Hold the phone, buddy.. I got it! I'll start marketing HCG and Raspberry Ketones infused Lip Balm.

    Problem: SOLVED.

    GENIUS!!
  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
    Hold the phone, buddy.. I got it! I'll start marketing HCG and Raspberry Ketones infused Lip Balm.

    Problem: SOLVED.

    GENIUS!!! Someone call Dr. Oz!
  • tejasmh87
    tejasmh87 Posts: 91 Member
    Gods, I need a drink when I read these types of threads!
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    It's the DENTAL FLOSS, I KNEW IT!!!! :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
    Gods, I need a drink when I read these types of threads!

    Me too. And when I read the other types of threads. And when I don't read threads. And.....
  • Lazygal53
    Lazygal53 Posts: 294 Member
    Thank you ... thank you ... thank you so much for this thread ... it's awesome!!!
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    one word...

    semen.








    :huh:
  • dangitsjill
    dangitsjill Posts: 68 Member
    So are you eating it by the tube? I'm confused.
  • bcerz811
    bcerz811 Posts: 39 Member
    lol you've got to be kidding me.
  • TheViperMan
    TheViperMan Posts: 235 Member
    This is why there needs to be a permit process prior to breeding..
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    It's the DENTAL FLOSS, I KNEW IT!!!! :sad: :sad: :sad:

    I think it's only the flavored dental floss!
  • lporter229
    lporter229 Posts: 4,907 Member
    This explains my weight gain. I have been wearing lipstick since I've been two.

    How long have you been two?

    Oh that's funny...
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    one word...

    semen.








    :huh:

    Is that in chap stick??? No wonder it tasted so familiar.
  • Crystal_Pistol
    Crystal_Pistol Posts: 750 Member
    I personally use diet lip balm. It is made from corn.
  • Danette73
    Danette73 Posts: 76
    :huh:
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    I blame it on the hairballs, I chew my hair when I'm nervous, so I must have old hairballs in my stomach.
  • acidosaur
    acidosaur Posts: 295 Member
    I think your biggest danger would be from the Burt's Bees chapstick. It's made form beeswax which will still have traces of honey in it. Honey being sugar will cause an insulin spike and cause your body to hold onto its fat. Even though the quantity is low it is being introduced into your system transdermally so it's an instant shot of sugar to your bloodstream rather than a slower absorption through your digestive tract.

    CAME HERE TO SAY THIS

    Just read it in Gary Taube's new book. Scary stuff.
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    one word...

    semen.








    :huh:

    That's in the database though. It's under it's other name "Generic- cum" quantity- 1 squirt. I always log that accurately. It's important to log everything that comes across your lips accurately. This is a different scenario because chap stick mostly stays on your lips. Not really the same thing.
  • AmyP619
    AmyP619 Posts: 1,137 Member
    You eat your chap stick? I think you're using it wrong...

    lmao!!!
  • GretchenReine
    GretchenReine Posts: 1,374 Member
    This thread actually hurt my head!!! :cry: :sad:
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    Hold the phone, buddy.. I got it! I'll start marketing HCG and Raspberry Ketones infused Lip Balm.

    Problem: SOLVED.

    GENIUS!!! Someone call Dr. Oz!

    Secondededed re genuis.
  • Crystal_Pistol
    Crystal_Pistol Posts: 750 Member
    I'm giggling because there are fat b!tches all across the world throwing out lipstick RIGHT NOW.
  • happycauseIride
    happycauseIride Posts: 536 Member
    Bump..
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