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Calories in Lip Gloss/Chap Stick???

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  • siriusalien
    siriusalien Posts: 207
    i'm loving this thread - it's hilarious! While running on saturday i swallowed a bug - should i have logged it under snacks? sorry. some people are just too serious about weight loss.

    I hate when that happens! It happens more often when I'm biking than running- but I'm a vegetarian and I wonder if that breaks my 19 year streak?! I try to put it out of mind though since I can't control it. I've read that everyone swallows some really offensive number of spiders while sleeping, too.....

    Bugs are protein....Just saying...very little fat...no carbs

    Apparently the amount of spiders is a myth.
  • Skinny_minny_mo
    Skinny_minny_mo Posts: 1,272 Member
    yet another thing to worry about!

    would talking cancel this out???

    and how do i log this?!!!
  • alsunrise
    alsunrise Posts: 386 Member
    I ransacked my purse for some chap stick after reading this.... Does that mean I'm addicted???? ;-)
  • Erindipitous
    Erindipitous Posts: 1,234 Member
    Hold the phone, buddy.. I got it! I'll start marketing HCG and Raspberry Ketones infused Lip Balm.

    Problem: SOLVED.
  • needamulligan
    needamulligan Posts: 558 Member
    i heard if you drive by mcdonalds or burger king and the smell of the food is in the air you have to add those calories to your daily count

    and instantly doubles the calories from chapstick
  • NikkiSixGuns
    NikkiSixGuns Posts: 630 Member
    Oh, crap! Spiders, too? Dang, I'm glad I stopped chewing my nails when I was a kid. Don't think I'll find fingernails anywhere in the database...
  • needamulligan
    needamulligan Posts: 558 Member
    Hold the phone, buddy.. I got it! I'll start marketing HCG and Raspberry Ketones infused Lip Balm.

    Problem: SOLVED.

    GENIUS!!
  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
    Hold the phone, buddy.. I got it! I'll start marketing HCG and Raspberry Ketones infused Lip Balm.

    Problem: SOLVED.

    GENIUS!!! Someone call Dr. Oz!
  • tejasmh87
    tejasmh87 Posts: 91 Member
    Gods, I need a drink when I read these types of threads!
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    It's the DENTAL FLOSS, I KNEW IT!!!! :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
    Gods, I need a drink when I read these types of threads!

    Me too. And when I read the other types of threads. And when I don't read threads. And.....
  • Lazygal53
    Lazygal53 Posts: 294 Member
    Thank you ... thank you ... thank you so much for this thread ... it's awesome!!!
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    one word...

    semen.








    :huh:
  • dangitsjill
    dangitsjill Posts: 68 Member
    So are you eating it by the tube? I'm confused.
  • bcerz811
    bcerz811 Posts: 39 Member
    lol you've got to be kidding me.
  • TheViperMan
    TheViperMan Posts: 235 Member
    This is why there needs to be a permit process prior to breeding..
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    It's the DENTAL FLOSS, I KNEW IT!!!! :sad: :sad: :sad:

    I think it's only the flavored dental floss!
  • lporter229
    lporter229 Posts: 4,907 Member
    This explains my weight gain. I have been wearing lipstick since I've been two.

    How long have you been two?

    Oh that's funny...
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    one word...

    semen.








    :huh:

    Is that in chap stick??? No wonder it tasted so familiar.
  • Crystal_Pistol
    Crystal_Pistol Posts: 750 Member
    I personally use diet lip balm. It is made from corn.

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