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    Calories in Lip Gloss/Chap Stick???

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    • Posts: 2,916 Member
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      OK, Now I can tell you're just making fun of me. That's not nice. I'm really struggling to make all the right choices on this journey, and I don't need negative nancies teasing me for trying to think outside the box!

      I really think you're over thinking this if you're worried about the amount of calories in chapstick...focus on smart eating, portion control, and moving your body and you'll be on the right track.
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      Bugs are protein....Just saying...very little fat...no carbs

      Apparently the amount of spiders is a myth.
    • Posts: 1,272 Member
      yet another thing to worry about!

      would talking cancel this out???

      and how do i log this?!!!
    • Posts: 386 Member
      I ransacked my purse for some chap stick after reading this.... Does that mean I'm addicted???? ;-)
    • Posts: 1,234 Member
      Hold the phone, buddy.. I got it! I'll start marketing HCG and Raspberry Ketones infused Lip Balm.

      Problem: SOLVED.
    • Posts: 558 Member
      i heard if you drive by mcdonalds or burger king and the smell of the food is in the air you have to add those calories to your daily count

      and instantly doubles the calories from chapstick
    • Posts: 630 Member
      Oh, crap! Spiders, too? Dang, I'm glad I stopped chewing my nails when I was a kid. Don't think I'll find fingernails anywhere in the database...
    • Posts: 558 Member
      Hold the phone, buddy.. I got it! I'll start marketing HCG and Raspberry Ketones infused Lip Balm.

      Problem: SOLVED.

      GENIUS!!
    • Posts: 56,142 Member
      Hold the phone, buddy.. I got it! I'll start marketing HCG and Raspberry Ketones infused Lip Balm.

      Problem: SOLVED.

      GENIUS!!! Someone call Dr. Oz!
    • Posts: 91 Member
      Gods, I need a drink when I read these types of threads!
    • Posts: 8,218 Member
      It's the DENTAL FLOSS, I KNEW IT!!!! :sad: :sad: :sad:
    • Posts: 56,142 Member
      Gods, I need a drink when I read these types of threads!

      Me too. And when I read the other types of threads. And when I don't read threads. And.....
    • Posts: 294 Member
      Thank you ... thank you ... thank you so much for this thread ... it's awesome!!!
      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 2,178 Member
      one word...

      semen.








      :huh:
    • Posts: 68 Member
      So are you eating it by the tube? I'm confused.
    • Posts: 39 Member
      lol you've got to be kidding me.
    • Posts: 235 Member
      This is why there needs to be a permit process prior to breeding..
    • Posts: 9,377 Member
      It's the DENTAL FLOSS, I KNEW IT!!!! :sad: :sad: :sad:

      I think it's only the flavored dental floss!
    • Posts: 4,907 Member
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      How long have you been two?

      Oh that's funny...
    • Posts: 9,377 Member
      one word...

      semen.








      :huh:

      Is that in chap stick??? No wonder it tasted so familiar.
    • Posts: 750 Member
      I personally use diet lip balm. It is made from corn.
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    • Posts: 6,128 Member
      I blame it on the hairballs, I chew my hair when I'm nervous, so I must have old hairballs in my stomach.
    • Posts: 295 Member
      I think your biggest danger would be from the Burt's Bees chapstick. It's made form beeswax which will still have traces of honey in it. Honey being sugar will cause an insulin spike and cause your body to hold onto its fat. Even though the quantity is low it is being introduced into your system transdermally so it's an instant shot of sugar to your bloodstream rather than a slower absorption through your digestive tract.

      CAME HERE TO SAY THIS

      Just read it in Gary Taube's new book. Scary stuff.
    • Posts: 8,701 Member
      one word...

      semen.








      :huh:

      That's in the database though. It's under it's other name "Generic- cum" quantity- 1 squirt. I always log that accurately. It's important to log everything that comes across your lips accurately. This is a different scenario because chap stick mostly stays on your lips. Not really the same thing.
    • Posts: 1,137 Member
      You eat your chap stick? I think you're using it wrong...

      lmao!!!
    • Posts: 1,330 Member
      This thread actually hurt my head!!! :cry: :sad:
    • Posts: 28,072 Member
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      GENIUS!!! Someone call Dr. Oz!

      Secondededed re genuis.
    • Posts: 750 Member
      I'm giggling because there are fat b!tches all across the world throwing out lipstick RIGHT NOW.
    • Posts: 536 Member
      Bump..
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