Weird/odd physical traits--what are yours?

My smallest toes and 2nd smallest toes on both feet curve inward so far that they make right angles. Very odd, but a genetic trait in my family. My mother, my brothers, myself, even my kids are graced with this.

I have two completely different ears. Like one looks like my mom's ears and one looks like my dad's ears. I'm also double jointed in my elbows and my thumbs. And I have third nipple. And now that I've basically said all that out loud I'm ready sign up for the circus sideshow. Seriously though I've often wondered of I absorbed a twin in the womb to get the weird, mismatched body parts.

Everything on the left side of my body is slightly larger than the right even my pupil.

I never really thought it was that weird, but others have mentioned it so I'll add it too...my 2nd toe is longer than my big toe.

I have HUGE calves...even when I was thin and in shape. I flew to italy once from the US (12 hr flight if I remember correctly) and the water retention in my legs was so bad my calves seriously looked like they were going to pop the skin. I was playing on a tour bball team with 20 girls and 20 guys I had never met until just days before...the guys made fun of me big time until they went back to their "smaller" size. They weren't really being mean about it so it didn't bother me too bad, but I've always hated my calves!

I also have that "lazy eye" that others have mentioned that looks like one is closed more in pictures when I'm smiling but I don't notice it looking in the mirror. I remember one guy in high school asking if I was stoned in all my pics. Um, no...I've never been stoned!

I can touch my tongue to my elbow. Don't know many people that can do that.

I don't know how to explain it, but if I kinda cross my eyes and make them out of focus and really concentrate on it I can make my eyes shake. My mom and niece can do it too.

I have a pretty large birth mark that's just slightly darker than my skin on my left shoulder blade. Another boy in high school used to laugh and say it wasn't a birth mark, it was a birth defect. (I'm noticing a trend of high school aged boys being kind of mean! Haha... It never really bothered me. I've always been pretty open and just laughed along with them.) I found out when I was a little older that my aunt has the same one just on her right shoulder blade.

I'm also ridiculously hairy. I seriously HAVE to pluck my eyebrows and shave my legs (only when wearing shorts of course) daily if I care anything about what I look like that day. My poor kids...my husband is ridiculously hairy too!

Huge feet. HUGE.

I wear a size 10. How huge are we talking?

ETA: And they're pretty wide.

I have size 10 feet too!
It is VERY difficult to find cute shoes.

Are you kidding? Sale racks, baby. Nobody wears our size.. We get the best deals!

But looking for running shoes was basically impossible, I will give you that.

I sympathize with you! I have hallux valgus (bunions) with both big toes, and wear men's size 9 runners. I can't wear the narrower women's shoes because they feel like having barbed wire wrapped around my toe joint:explode:

When I buy a new pair I still have to try on 5-6 different ones because it's very difficult to find the right fit. (At least I have an excuse not to wear those masochistic "fashionable" women's shoes.)

The best advice I can give anyone with difficult-to-fit feet is to 1. find a good shoe store with a knowledgeable staff to help guide you 2. try on lots of different shoes.

I have a geographic tongue :P

The top part of both my middle fingers bend off to the right!!

My eyes are really big! I always get complimented on them though. Think Mila Kunis.

My nose is also curved slightly which I hate.

I have one little normal ear, then the other sticks right out - good job my hair covers it.
I have 4 freckles on my upper stomach shaped in a diamond.
I'm ginger haha.

I am very pale. I have very long arms for my height. I mean around a five feet, three inch span, and I'm only five feet tall. Also, my hands are average person sized, not small person sized.

Since I realized there might be board stalkers wanting to look and spy and see what I was talking about, I finally threw a small image of myself into my pictures. I hate the image, because I had an eye infection and had just spent a while at the hospital. My left eye looks awful, and I was extremely photophobic, to the point that getting that picture out in the sunlight was very painful. Just a warning.