GAME: stuff that sounds DIRTY but it really not

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  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
    You using the whole fist there doc?

    Here *****, *****


    I can't say pu***? It is a cat MFP
  • giggitygoo
    giggitygoo Posts: 1,978 Member
    "Reach between your legs and feel the change!"

    My spin instructor said that the other night and I nearly spit water all over him.
  • Chipmaniac
    Chipmaniac Posts: 642 Member
    Tillicum, WA
    Humptulips, BC

    *****willow
    Gamecock
    Shuttlecock

    The Paris Hilton's back door.
  • xLexa
    xLexa Posts: 482 Member
    Mr Zogs sex wax, the best for your stick

    the wax used on surf boards and hockey sticks,
  • aaeros
    aaeros Posts: 157
    Slippery when wet
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
    "Please swipe or insert in the bottom."
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Big Bone Lick Park In Kentucky...

    Buff your hood....
  • WarriorReady
    WarriorReady Posts: 571 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • MarcoRod
    MarcoRod Posts: 150 Member
    gamecock
  • NJSunshine13
    NJSunshine13 Posts: 116
    Bump .... I need to read these when I get home from work. People are looking at me funny for laughing.
  • stinkpurty
    stinkpurty Posts: 148
    Two local businesses:

    "Mary's Bed & Biscuit" ---Pet Boarding/Pet Grooming Place

    "S&M Inflatables"--Spacewalk Rentals--Their flyer boasts dry or wet slides. :wink:
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    dictation
  • neverstray
    neverstray Posts: 3,845 Member
    Glazed donut.

    Flavor saver
  • sparksshannon
    sparksshannon Posts: 14 Member
    You can put your junk in my trunk!
  • jfrankic
    jfrankic Posts: 747 Member
    "Jack it out!!!!!" -- Sean T in the Insanity warmups. :laugh:
  • gkwatra
    gkwatra Posts: 431 Member
    I was on the phone talking to my husband who was out of town - we didn't have decent air conditioning at the time and I just purchased a fan and was putting it together. I dropped one of the screws and was looking for it when he called. Hence, the actual conversation:

    HIM: Hi hon, is everything OK?
    ME: Not really.
    HIM: What happened?
    ME: I'm hot and I'm looking for a screw!

    I was so mad at his hysterical laughing at the time, but of course it's funny now.
  • TXtstorm
    TXtstorm Posts: 163 Member
    Lighted message board outside of a construction rental and sales business:

    "Wacker Cut-Off $799"

    It's a type of concrete saw, but every time I saw that sign I giggled uncontrollably!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Dictator
  • MySunshine76
    MySunshine76 Posts: 389
    Get back in here!
  • EdTheGinge
    EdTheGinge Posts: 1,616 Member
    Tent erected
  • MySunshine76
    MySunshine76 Posts: 389
    Pig pickin'
  • samblanken
    samblanken Posts: 369 Member
    Donkey d!ck - refers to tubular markers that are used on roads.
    Pecker Tracks - refers to the little dashed lines at interesections that - the guidelines that get you around left turns.
  • Swissmiss
    Swissmiss Posts: 8,754 Member
    Local Goodwill store posted a sign reading....."Donations Taken in Rear".
  • MySunshine76
    MySunshine76 Posts: 389
    Bung hole
  • CaptChad75
    CaptChad75 Posts: 115
    My Dixie Wrecked
  • Heavyd2g
    Heavyd2g Posts: 61 Member
    My next door neighbor's p*ssy always cums in my house.
  • mukamom
    mukamom Posts: 207 Member
    I used to live in Cumming, GA
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
    we had the data thoroughly analyzed.
  • LosinItAll2012
    LosinItAll2012 Posts: 238 Member
    A.T.M....For cash :wink:
  • Strapples
    Strapples Posts: 36 Member
    pull the sleeve back and pull the rod toward you (wheelchair actuators)

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