I've lost a penis but gained so much more!

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  • LittleMissDover
    LittleMissDover Posts: 820 Member
    I've lost my 2 year old
  • Crazy_Diet_Mom
    Crazy_Diet_Mom Posts: 51
    Great list :laugh: Thank you.

    I'm down a sperm whale's brain in 6 weeks, well on my way to a goal of a 2 month old horse.
  • keb72
    keb72 Posts: 5 Member
    After the day I have had today, that was the best thing I could have read, EVER. Thank you evryone for giving me a reason to laugh, smile and feel much better :flowerforyou: :love: :bigsmile:

    BTW I lost my brain somewhere today :laugh:
  • misstilley12
    misstilley12 Posts: 72 Member
    Love this post! haha :D x
  • Arkani7
    Arkani7 Posts: 68 Member
    bump

    lost a whale brain so far, yeah
  • nikidaley
    nikidaley Posts: 1
    I've lost the equivalent of an elephants knob so far. Working hard on losing the other 3/4's of his whalehood
  • tubbyelmo
    tubbyelmo Posts: 415 Member
    A bald eagle plus a rack of baby back ribs, haha, not as impressive as an elephant's bits but I'm a work in progress :laugh:
  • 69Greer
    69Greer Posts: 36
    OK...loving this thread...I lost a cinder block. No wonder my knees were hurting when I started all this.
  • needsenergy
    needsenergy Posts: 19
    a tyre woohoo!!

    lmao not what I was expecting from the title but thanks for the laugh!
  • divalivious
    divalivious Posts: 213 Member
    lmao love it!
    I am between sperm whales brain and a spare tire! next time someone asks me what i have lost i now know what to tell them thought not sure they will like the answer :)
  • dutchman24
    dutchman24 Posts: 108 Member
    I've lost the microwave...so far.
  • Hollie_downunder
    Hollie_downunder Posts: 192
    Awesome!!

    i have also lost the microwave.... NEXT To lose a human leg! ;P
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    I lost a bald eagle
  • ingalynn
    ingalynn Posts: 136 Member
    My name is Eileen, and I get the dumb old joke all the time: What do you call a one legged girl? "Eileen" (I lean) :huh:

    Well, as of today I have lost an average human leg! hahaha! So that joke is a little funnier to me today. :tongue:
  • lundii
    lundii Posts: 151 Member
    I lost the elephant's penis too.
    And my goal is losing the Irish Setter... so just the chemical-additives-an-American-consumes-each-year to go...

    lol, great thread. :laugh:
  • sprocket1978
    sprocket1978 Posts: 51 Member
    bump
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
    I've lost a two-year-old.

    Don't tell Social Services, please (I'm heading for The Cheese so it will all be okay then)

    Where did you get this stuff?

    Go on, do tell,what was your Google query?
  • alijane9
    alijane9 Posts: 67 Member
    Oh endless fun - thanks for this :laugh: My combinations are a bit endless as I'm 'between organisms'...

    Not sure if I prefer bald headed eagle and 2 guinea pigs OR 4 brains and a rack of ribs OR a human head and four dozen Krispy Kremes...

    Whichever way, I'll never look at the scales in the same way again :happy:
  • chocolateluvr80
    chocolateluvr80 Posts: 64 Member
    *bump*
  • Emancipated_Tai
    Emancipated_Tai Posts: 751 Member
    I remember when I couldn't wait to lose a penis.. now I'm 80 pounds down = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape :drinker:
  • JoanneStone
    JoanneStone Posts: 135 Member
    I've lost an average 2 yr old and a human brain! That explains SO much!
  • polingrobin
    polingrobin Posts: 5
    This is a funny way to put weight loss on perspective. I like it.
  • phoenixgirl81
    phoenixgirl81 Posts: 309 Member
    I've lost a Guinea Pig riding on the back of an Irish Setter (71lbs - 32 kg)!!! This is such a cool way to look at it. I know I've lost more than 1.5 bags of horse feed. I struggle carrying one of those bags...
  • jgeathers
    jgeathers Posts: 12 Member
    This is hilarious but also really inspiring! Congrats on your success!

    P.S. I've lost a Chihuahua!
  • sallydurkin
    sallydurkin Posts: 211 Member
    LOVE this post..... of course you have to read..... I thought you lost a boyfriend.... Bahahaha.... I've lost a 5000BTU air conditioner and a guina pig trust me I don't want to "find" either of them ever again!!!!!!
    Great list I need to save this.... I think this will be a status update or two for the next few months. Some of these should be offensive to some of my prim and proper friends!
  • MrsNina1972
    MrsNina1972 Posts: 105 Member
    LMAO!!! So all together I've lost an elephant's heart.
  • FeebRyan
    FeebRyan Posts: 738 Member
    I love this thread.
  • Reedikulus
    Reedikulus Posts: 19
    Red meat an average American eats in a yr! Holy fatman that's a lot! LOL
  • opsniht
    opsniht Posts: 48 Member
    A car tire (':
  • sprtz
    sprtz Posts: 15 Member
    I've lost between amt. of cheese an American eats in a yr. and a cider block. These are two funny.

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