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I've lost a penis but gained so much more!

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  • Shrinking_Xtina
    Shrinking_Xtina Posts: 478 Member
    I lost a 2 month horse. Goodbye little foal, you were quite the burden. =(
  • atfarmer
    atfarmer Posts: 13 Member
    I've lost a chihuahua (cody isn't going to be happy about this) and a human brain !
  • skmolove
    skmolove Posts: 191 Member
    :laugh: 5 gallon bottle of water
  • VitaBailey
    VitaBailey Posts: 271 Member
    Excellent post! I've lost a dozen eggs. LOL
  • Velum_cado
    Velum_cado Posts: 1,608 Member
    A 2 month old horse with a guinea pig on its back. :D
  • Emmabulliemum
    Emmabulliemum Posts: 294 Member
    I love it :laugh: and only 10 dozen eggs to go for me!! lost an aircon unit with a guinea pig on top so far!
  • asaw00
    asaw00 Posts: 1,904 Member
    Human skin nasty!
  • ravengirl1611
    ravengirl1611 Posts: 285 Member
    I lost a leg and a brain. So I'm a one-legged zombie.

    Finally a zombie I can actually outrun!!!! Woot!!!!

    I've lost a newborn it seems - if anyone finds them please leave in the lost and found. Im sure some uber skinny person somewhere will pick them up

    Gotta save this one - I'm picturing the looks on peoples faces when they ask how much I've lost so far and I can reply with a complete straight face - a foal and a couple guinea pigs
  • Seaglass1123
    Seaglass1123 Posts: 500 Member
    I seriously love these comparisons!!! As of today I have lost 80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape! Great job everyone! I also got a giggle when I had lost an elephant penis. HA
  • DebraAukett
    DebraAukett Posts: 128 Member
    I have lost a cinder block :-)
  • c2h5m8h6
    c2h5m8h6 Posts: 84 Member
    lost a human brain and a 2 year old child :D
  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 229 Member
    Without going into too much detail, I've gained one as I can now look down and see mine ... TMI?

    I have been measuring my weight loss in bags of sugar, each one being 2Lbs,, so I have more or less lost 20 bags of sugar or a cooler water bottle
  • LauraDotts
    LauraDotts Posts: 732 Member
    A 5000 BTU air conditioner. No wonder I can go up and down stairs better.
  • aclark316
    aclark316 Posts: 66
    10 dozen eggs
  • LadyQueefsalot
    LadyQueefsalot Posts: 150 Member
    LOL I've lost the amount of cheese eaten and a newborn baby! tooooo funny.
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    and elephants heart...makes me kinda sad....:sad:
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    I like that scale! I'm just shy of a cinderblock... wow.
  • sherisse69
    sherisse69 Posts: 795 Member
    bump. I like this one!
  • cindys0417
    cindys0417 Posts: 1,279 Member
    Ive lost a years worth of cheese! Cool!!! :):laugh:
  • kdeaux1959
    kdeaux1959 Posts: 2,675 Member
    The amount of red meat an average American eats in a year
  • sherisse69
    sherisse69 Posts: 795 Member
    LOVE this post..... of course you have to read..... I thought you lost a boyfriend.... Bahahaha.... I've lost a 5000BTU air conditioner and a guina pig trust me I don't want to "find" either of them ever again!!!!!!
    Great list I need to save this.... I think this will be a status update or two for the next few months. Some of these should be offensive to some of my prim and proper friends!

    I thought she was referring to a boyfriend as well, LOL!!!!!
  • Applef1sh
    Applef1sh Posts: 15
    I've lost an average 2 year old and a rack of ribs. Really, I lost a 2 year old at Tony Romas! :laugh:
  • holly78
    holly78 Posts: 347
    An elephants heart and the average human brain... that's an interesting combination i suppose
  • slap1225
    slap1225 Posts: 487 Member
    hahahah I love this post! Looking to the future my goal is to become a newborn giraffe, carrying a baby Chihuahua on its back :D
  • Tank_Girl
    Tank_Girl Posts: 372 Member
    Ive lost a 2yr old baby and an ostrich egg
  • tigztag
    tigztag Posts: 15 Member
    bump!
  • TammTammS
    TammTammS Posts: 55 Member
    bump
    lol
  • ArmyWifePagano
    ArmyWifePagano Posts: 27 Member
    I've lost a Sperm Whales Brain, LOL.
  • grammysboy
    grammysboy Posts: 151 Member
    I've lost a cat! No problem, I hate cats anyway.
  • caroliiine86
    caroliiine86 Posts: 88
    OMG haha so funny !! i lost a a mid-size microwave WOAH !
    BTW congrat on the loss of a penis hahaha :P
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