I've lost a penis but gained so much more!

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  • sherisse69
    sherisse69 Posts: 795 Member
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    LOVE this post..... of course you have to read..... I thought you lost a boyfriend.... Bahahaha.... I've lost a 5000BTU air conditioner and a guina pig trust me I don't want to "find" either of them ever again!!!!!!
    Great list I need to save this.... I think this will be a status update or two for the next few months. Some of these should be offensive to some of my prim and proper friends!

    I thought she was referring to a boyfriend as well, LOL!!!!!
  • Applef1sh
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    I've lost an average 2 year old and a rack of ribs. Really, I lost a 2 year old at Tony Romas! :laugh:
  • holly78
    holly78 Posts: 347
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    An elephants heart and the average human brain... that's an interesting combination i suppose
  • slap1225
    slap1225 Posts: 487 Member
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    hahahah I love this post! Looking to the future my goal is to become a newborn giraffe, carrying a baby Chihuahua on its back :D
  • Tank_Girl
    Tank_Girl Posts: 372 Member
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    Ive lost a 2yr old baby and an ostrich egg
  • tigztag
    tigztag Posts: 15 Member
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    bump!
  • TammTammS
    TammTammS Posts: 55 Member
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    bump
    lol
  • ArmyWifePagano
    ArmyWifePagano Posts: 27 Member
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    I've lost a Sperm Whales Brain, LOL.
  • grammysboy
    grammysboy Posts: 151 Member
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    I've lost a cat! No problem, I hate cats anyway.
  • caroliiine86
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    OMG haha so funny !! i lost a a mid-size microwave WOAH !
    BTW congrat on the loss of a penis hahaha :P
  • kaseysospacey
    kaseysospacey Posts: 499 Member
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    A small bale of hay
    woo
  • drusilla126
    drusilla126 Posts: 478 Member
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    Well that too but yeah lol
  • kimpossible471
    kimpossible471 Posts: 268 Member
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    Added a little math to this - I've lost 400 krispy creme donuts!!
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
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    why is it that we have 'maths' whilst Americans just have the one?
  • Ladyiianae
    Ladyiianae Posts: 271 Member
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    an Irish Setter plus one Guinea Pig
  • allison_ortiz
    allison_ortiz Posts: 75 Member
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    So I finally get around to looking up the equivalent of what I've lost and after today I've lost an elephant's penis and a rack of baby back ribs. What have you lost?

    1 pound = a Guinea Pig
    1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
    2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
    3 pounds = an average human brain
    4 pounds = an ostrich egg
    5 pounds = a Chihuahua
    6 pounds = a human’s skin
    7.5 pounds = an average newborn
    8 pounds = a human head
    10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
    11 pounds = an average housecat
    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
    15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
    16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
    20 pounds = an car tire
    23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
    25 pounds = an average 2 year old
    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
    33 pounds = a cinder block
    36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
    44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
    50 pounds = a small bale of hay
    55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
    60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
    66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
    70 pounds = an Irish Setter
    77 pounds = a gold brick
    80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
    90 pounds = a newborn calf
    100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
    111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
    117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
    118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
    120 pounds = amount of rubbish you throw away in a month
    130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
    138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
    140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
    144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
    150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
    187 pounds = an average adult man
    200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
    235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
    300 pounds = an average football lineman
    400 pounds = a Welsh pony

    150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary :laugh:
  • EricaRuns27
    EricaRuns27 Posts: 61 Member
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    I've lost a car tire here!

    Great Way to put weight loss into perspective!
  • ambate2
    ambate2 Posts: 61
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    I've lost a 5 gallon jug of water and a dozen krispy kreme donuts!
  • JoyceJoanne
    JoyceJoanne Posts: 760 Member
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    TWO car tires and a chihuahua. :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    WOW!! Now THAT is something I can visualize.
  • jcstanton
    jcstanton Posts: 1,849 Member
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    I sooo expected this to be an announcement that someone had kicked their deadbeat S.O. to the curb. LOL
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