I've lost a penis but gained so much more!
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LOVE this post..... of course you have to read..... I thought you lost a boyfriend.... Bahahaha.... I've lost a 5000BTU air conditioner and a guina pig trust me I don't want to "find" either of them ever again!!!!!!
Great list I need to save this.... I think this will be a status update or two for the next few months. Some of these should be offensive to some of my prim and proper friends!
I thought she was referring to a boyfriend as well, LOL!!!!!0 -
I've lost an average 2 year old and a rack of ribs. Really, I lost a 2 year old at Tony Romas! :laugh:0
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An elephants heart and the average human brain... that's an interesting combination i suppose0
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hahahah I love this post! Looking to the future my goal is to become a newborn giraffe, carrying a baby Chihuahua on its back0
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Ive lost a 2yr old baby and an ostrich egg0
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bump!0
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bump
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I've lost a Sperm Whales Brain, LOL.0
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I've lost a cat! No problem, I hate cats anyway.0
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OMG haha so funny !! i lost a a mid-size microwave WOAH !
BTW congrat on the loss of a penis hahaha :P0 -
A small bale of hay
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Well that too but yeah lol0
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Added a little math to this - I've lost 400 krispy creme donuts!!0
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why is it that we have 'maths' whilst Americans just have the one?0
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an Irish Setter plus one Guinea Pig0
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So I finally get around to looking up the equivalent of what I've lost and after today I've lost an elephant's penis and a rack of baby back ribs. What have you lost?
1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an car tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of rubbish you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary :laugh:0 -
I've lost a car tire here!
Great Way to put weight loss into perspective!0 -
I've lost a 5 gallon jug of water and a dozen krispy kreme donuts!0
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TWO car tires and a chihuahua. :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
WOW!! Now THAT is something I can visualize.0 -
I sooo expected this to be an announcement that someone had kicked their deadbeat S.O. to the curb. LOL0
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