GAME: stuff that sounds DIRTY but it really not

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  • stinkpurty
    stinkpurty Posts: 148
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    Two local businesses:

    "Mary's Bed & Biscuit" ---Pet Boarding/Pet Grooming Place

    "S&M Inflatables"--Spacewalk Rentals--Their flyer boasts dry or wet slides. :wink:
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,780 Member
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    dictation
  • neverstray
    neverstray Posts: 3,845 Member
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    Glazed donut.

    Flavor saver
  • sparksshannon
    sparksshannon Posts: 14 Member
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    You can put your junk in my trunk!
  • jfrankic
    jfrankic Posts: 747 Member
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    "Jack it out!!!!!" -- Sean T in the Insanity warmups. :laugh:
  • gkwatra
    gkwatra Posts: 431 Member
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    I was on the phone talking to my husband who was out of town - we didn't have decent air conditioning at the time and I just purchased a fan and was putting it together. I dropped one of the screws and was looking for it when he called. Hence, the actual conversation:

    HIM: Hi hon, is everything OK?
    ME: Not really.
    HIM: What happened?
    ME: I'm hot and I'm looking for a screw!

    I was so mad at his hysterical laughing at the time, but of course it's funny now.
  • TXtstorm
    TXtstorm Posts: 163 Member
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    Lighted message board outside of a construction rental and sales business:

    "Wacker Cut-Off $799"

    It's a type of concrete saw, but every time I saw that sign I giggled uncontrollably!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    Dictator
  • MySunshine76
    MySunshine76 Posts: 389
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    Get back in here!
  • EdTheGinge
    EdTheGinge Posts: 1,616 Member
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    Tent erected
  • MySunshine76
    MySunshine76 Posts: 389
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    Pig pickin'
  • samblanken
    samblanken Posts: 369 Member
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    Donkey d!ck - refers to tubular markers that are used on roads.
    Pecker Tracks - refers to the little dashed lines at interesections that - the guidelines that get you around left turns.
  • Swissmiss
    Swissmiss Posts: 8,754 Member
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    Local Goodwill store posted a sign reading....."Donations Taken in Rear".
  • MySunshine76
    MySunshine76 Posts: 389
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    Bung hole
  • CaptChad75
    CaptChad75 Posts: 115
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    My Dixie Wrecked
  • Heavyd2g
    Heavyd2g Posts: 61 Member
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    My next door neighbor's p*ssy always cums in my house.
  • mukamom
    mukamom Posts: 207 Member
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    I used to live in Cumming, GA
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
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    we had the data thoroughly analyzed.
  • LosinItAll2012
    LosinItAll2012 Posts: 238 Member
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    A.T.M....For cash :wink:
  • Strapples
    Strapples Posts: 36 Member
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    pull the sleeve back and pull the rod toward you (wheelchair actuators)

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