WORST NAMES EVER!!!!

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  • hpsNcrvs
    hpsNcrvs Posts: 74
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    I knew a guy named Rusty Seaman.

    Ughh..that's a hard one to swallow..lolol
  • tuiccim
    tuiccim Posts: 689 Member
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    I knew a guy named Rusty Seaman.

    Ughh..that's a hard one to swallow..lolol

    :laugh:
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
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    I knew a guy named Rusty Seaman.

    Ughh..that's a hard one to swallow..lolol

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  • camomama78
    camomama78 Posts: 27
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    Ok..another medical one...the kid's name was A'Blessin...no joke....

    But to those Nascar fans---I could not live with myself if my name was Di*k Trickle....

    My boss that I used to work for had a friend named Richard Head...and his nickname really was Di*k...lol :)

    My sister goes to church with a man named Peter Bush....

    Parents really should be punished!
  • Tannedtiffers
    Tannedtiffers Posts: 558 Member
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    there is a jr. high student at my daughter's school named Cutter Adolph.
  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
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    I knew a guy named Rusty Seaman.

    Ughh..that's a hard one to swallow..lolol

    :laugh:


    Hey, just get a tetanus shot and go for it :bigsmile:
  • evereadysmile
    evereadysmile Posts: 137
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    Seen in the new baby announcements in the Knoxville paper: Darra Rhea. That poor girl. And I had some friends in college that named their son Random Alibi.

    I'm willing to bet thats pronounced Ray...my mom's maiden name is Rhea and its pronounced ray

    Yes, I agree, but it doesn't change how it looks on paper. I fear she's going to have a hard time in elementary school.
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
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    I'm a cake decorator in a tiny southern town. You can only imagine some of the names I've had to write on cake. We actually have a list of shame Lol! The worst by far though are---- Girl: Manaja (pronounced Menage....as in Menage a trios) and Boys: Philander and Shart' Avious (pronounced Shar-Tavious) I kid you not! Honestly nothing surprises me anymore.

    @lucyinthesky2 Have you ever seen this site? www.cakewrecks.com
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
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    I know a guy named Rusty Nail, and one of my Dr's is named Dr. Lipsh*tz. I feel sorry for him. lol
  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
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    Had a client who had the same name as me. A typical call went:

    May I speak with John Doe?
    Who may I say is calling?
    John Doe
    Who may I say is calling?
    Ahem, John Doe....that's my name, John Doe
    Mr. Doe is busy at this time, may I take a message?
    No, really, my name is honestly John Doe, I promise, just tell John that I am on the line. He will understand.
  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
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    I know a guy named Rusty Nail, and one of my Dr's is named Dr. Lipsh*tz. I feel sorry for him. lol

    Lipschitz is my gmother's maiden name. Polish
  • stetienne
    stetienne Posts: 560 Member
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    When I was a kid, the priest at our Catholic Church was named Fr. Firmus D.ick.

    For real.
  • je551caDan13ls
    je551caDan13ls Posts: 114
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    I processed papers for a customer and her name was Mystic Powers...
  • Irene8509
    Irene8509 Posts: 381 Member
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    Knew a Bonnie Bumm.
  • this1bigdog
    this1bigdog Posts: 350 Member
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    Have a pair of cousins that
    their dad named them:
    Rainie Day
    Stormie Day

    their mom changed their names after the divorice! . .lol
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
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    In light of the news about Baby "Hashtag"

    I seriously think that some people need to go before city council or something and get permission on their baby's names so the poor kid won't be made fun of for the rest of their lives... Goodness. It was all in fun so it wasn't really a big deal to me... but being named Jenny... I got Forrest Gump references all through high school and even still do... I can only imagine what the kids would have done if I had been named hashtag...

    Worst kid names I've actually know of.
    1. Hashtag
    2. La-a (pronounced la-dash-a)
    3. Orangejello
    4. lemonjello
    5. Mike Literous

    LOL I had a patient named la-a. I went out there and called "lah-ah." And she was like UM IT'S LA-DASH-A. uh, okay.
    All of these posts had me rollin.

    technically it should be La-hyphen-a :wink:
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
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    There's also the name ****head (pronounced Shi-theed)

    Are you from Jax, FL?? when I was delivering my baby girl (@20 years ago) I knew a delivery nurse who told me a baby boy named ****head (Shi-Theed) was born the same day.. Small world if its the same one... weird if there are 2 walking around with the same name LOL

    It boggles the freakin mind how many people have chosen to name their kids sh*thead. Really??
    I have silverware with higher IQ's than these people.
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
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    I know a guy named Rusty Nail, and one of my Dr's is named Dr. Lipsh*tz. I feel sorry for him. lol

    Lipschitz is my gmother's maiden name. Polish

    Yeah but at least she didn't spell it LipSH*TZ. :smile:
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
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    Military they call your last name first and first name last for mail call. Guys name of guy was **** Wolf and they would call out Wolf ****.

    Oh. My. God. I met a soldier once whose last name was Shirley. ROFLMAO! I laughed HARD and teased him.

    He was very kind not to punch me.
  • LAS_1980
    LAS_1980 Posts: 156
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    "****head" pronounced ****h - ed. Or Buffalo VanWinkle

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