WORST NAMES EVER!!!!
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I know a guy named Rusty Nail, and one of my Dr's is named Dr. Lipsh*tz. I feel sorry for him. lol
Lipschitz is my gmother's maiden name. Polish0 -
When I was a kid, the priest at our Catholic Church was named Fr. Firmus D.ick.
For real.0 -
I processed papers for a customer and her name was Mystic Powers...0
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Knew a Bonnie Bumm.0
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Have a pair of cousins that
their dad named them:
Rainie Day
Stormie Day
their mom changed their names after the divorice! . .lol0 -
In light of the news about Baby "Hashtag"
I seriously think that some people need to go before city council or something and get permission on their baby's names so the poor kid won't be made fun of for the rest of their lives... Goodness. It was all in fun so it wasn't really a big deal to me... but being named Jenny... I got Forrest Gump references all through high school and even still do... I can only imagine what the kids would have done if I had been named hashtag...
Worst kid names I've actually know of.
1. Hashtag
2. La-a (pronounced la-dash-a)
3. Orangejello
4. lemonjello
5. Mike Literous
LOL I had a patient named la-a. I went out there and called "lah-ah." And she was like UM IT'S LA-DASH-A. uh, okay.
All of these posts had me rollin.
technically it should be La-hyphen-a
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There's also the name ****head (pronounced Shi-theed)
Are you from Jax, FL?? when I was delivering my baby girl (@20 years ago) I knew a delivery nurse who told me a baby boy named ****head (Shi-Theed) was born the same day.. Small world if its the same one... weird if there are 2 walking around with the same name LOL
It boggles the freakin mind how many people have chosen to name their kids sh*thead. Really??
I have silverware with higher IQ's than these people.0 -
I know a guy named Rusty Nail, and one of my Dr's is named Dr. Lipsh*tz. I feel sorry for him. lol
Lipschitz is my gmother's maiden name. Polish
Yeah but at least she didn't spell it LipSH*TZ.
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Military they call your last name first and first name last for mail call. Guys name of guy was **** Wolf and they would call out Wolf ****.
Oh. My. God. I met a soldier once whose last name was Shirley. ROFLMAO! I laughed HARD and teased him.
He was very kind not to punch me.0 -
"****head" pronounced ****h - ed. Or Buffalo VanWinkle0
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Or Buster Nutt. Hahahaha its a real name though!!0
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I was looking back at my kinder yearbook and found a kid named Rowdy Busch, no idea what those parents were thinking!0
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Worked for a Doctor once who told me about a set of twins she delivered. There family was from south america visiting. When she went to see them the following day. She thought the babies hadn't been named because there braclets and papers still said male and female. Unfortunately the couple thought that in the us the hospital named the babies. Poor kids got stuck with male and female (pronounced like tamale Molly and femolly:laugh: )0
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There are adult sisters in my town named Twinkle and Sparkle. No joke...one is a realtor and she uses a copy of her driver's license with the numbers blacked out in her advertising.
I have distant cousins with the last name "Kane". They named their 3 daughters: Candy Kane, Sugar Kane, and Dixie Crystal Kane.
And lastly, I had distant female twin cousins who I first met when they were already in their 60's. Their names? Exy and Lexy.
This is the south people....I don't have to make this crap up!0 -
Chinese girl at a friends church named Dorkus0
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Pajama ...0
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I worked with a woman who named her baby a very normal name, but the baby's initials were STD. It was gently pointed out to her when she told us what they were going to name the unborn child thinking she'd see the horror of that and pick a different middle name or something, but she was unswayed. That kid is going to be a serious target round about junior high and forget about monogramming anything.0
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I had an art teacher in elementary school his name was Tom T. Thomas! Yep middle name was Tom! There's a doctor in our neighborhood his name is Robert Uhren. Rob Uhren? I went to High School with a girl named Sun Raye.0
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My favorite ever...Abcde pronounced AB-SI-DEE. No lie!
Also, I knew a girl named Liberty Bell0 -
in 5th grade, we had a girl in our class named Kathleen Boner. One day this younger kid comes to the classroom door and knocks, teacher asks if she can help him? He said he was there to pick up his sister bacause their parents were there. The teacher says, sure who is your sister, he says Kathleen. Teacher says, Kathleen, whats your brothers name? Response: Harry.
It was complete pandamonium at pinedale middle school that day for a few minutes...
Yes, kids can be so cruel.. To this day, Kathleen, I'm sorry we laughed
True story,
Now I'm 47 and a few years ago I was telling my then boss that story....as I told the " punch line", he just kind of stares at me and he says... Yeah, I know Harry, He's my brother in law. He was married to his other sister Carrie.....
Funny how that story isnt so funny anymore....0 -
Veyonce I get a chuckle... Pilot Inpektor???... Flavour Balls ha ha... Dat Ho lol... Fagly Dork wtf???... Quindarious Gooch??... B.J. Worthy... Ivana Man**** and Harry Man****... Really wth is wrong with some parents?!0
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You're so nice for appolizing... Loved your story ha ha!!in 5th grade, we had a girl in our class named Kathleen Boner. One day this younger kid comes to the classroom door and knocks, teacher asks if she can help him? He said he was there to pick up his sister bacause their parents were there. The teacher says, sure who is your sister, he says Kathleen. Teacher says, Kathleen, whats your brothers name? Response: Harry.
It was complete pandamonium at pinedale middle school that day for a few minutes...
Yes, kids can be so cruel.. To this day, Kathleen, I'm sorry we laughed
True story,
Now I'm 47 and a few years ago I was telling my then boss that story....as I told the " punch line", he just kind of stares at me and he says... Yeah, I know Harry, He's my brother in law. He was married to his other sister Carrie.....
Funny how that story isnt so funny anymore....0 -
Shanda Lear (her father was the founder of Lear jet). Really-chandalier?!?!0
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This name came during the time of the Desert Storm War.
I am leaving out the last name, I am truly not out to embarrass, just always thought this was a BIG and strange name.
Desert Stormy Ocean Skye Cinnamon Blossom ______(insert last name)0 -
I was born in the 70's so lots of kids I went to school with had been children of former hippies. Lets see, I was classmates with Whisper, Willow, a couple Summers, Spring, a couple Winters, & an Autumn. (Autumn was lucky to be named that because she was born the 1st day of autumn. Her mom had actually had her heart set on naming her Pepsi until fate stepped in. no joke!) Autumn was best friends with Season and no one ever believed them when they told their names. Oh, also one girl was named Nestle. Odd? Then there was a lot of girls with "virtuous" names. Faith, Grace, and Hope are still common but I also went to school with Modesty, Charity, and Chastity. Thats going too far.
I also dont care for neveah (heaven backwards) which has become quite popular. I knew a heaven lee snow once. *eye roll*
And I worked with a girl that named her baby what was pronounced Ab-sid-dee and spelled Abcde. Oh brother0 -
My husband's cousin was married to a man named Darkchild Destroyer. That was his legal name. I refused to invite them to our wedding, because I couldn't bring myself to write Mr. and Mrs. Destroyer on an invitation.0
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I always was bewildered by my coworkers Michael Hawk and Richard Head. I kid you not - real people. Richard was actually quite well liked.
WHAT WERE THEIR PARENTS THINKING?
Probably the same thing my highschool classmate Ben Dover's parents were thinking...lol.0 -
There was a Missouri politician named Hardin Cox. They named a highway rest stop after him.0
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khosi is one of the most popular names in south africaKhosi Mangina (It;s pronounced ko si, but looks like cosy)
Honest to goodness really is a really name
also Sunday Best and Blue Brown are both real name, my children were at school with them0 -
My ex-husbands last name was Head... his first name was not Richard but, it should have been! LOL..0
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