WORST NAMES EVER!!!!

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  • algebravoodoo
    algebravoodoo Posts: 776 Member
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    I am a teacher, too. So there have been many.

    Blaise Blue (like a blue blaze, I guess) was a favorite. This year Zae'Breon is the best. Folks, a random apostrophe is not unique. It's just not.

    On the other hand, I've seen some really cute names. I had a Blessy last year and she was just as adorable as her name sounds.

    On that note, my student rosters have been graced with "Wealthy", "Treasure" and "Eturnatee" (Eternity).
  • matchbox_girl
    matchbox_girl Posts: 535 Member
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    I hadn't heard that study but it makes sense.

    Yeah when I have kids, I would like them to have names that are a little off the beaten path... but not so far off that people think I was running through the woods tripping on acid when I named them.
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    That just made my life complete ;)
  • NightWindEclipse
    NightWindEclipse Posts: 20
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    Felon. No joke. The mom pronounces it 'fallon' but either way. . .

    I have a friend with this name.


    Worst name I've heard?
    Pinkamena Zecora Smith.
    Don't get me wrong, I love ponies. They're adorable.
    But naming your daughter after them is just.. what.
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
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    Any male name that starts with A and ends with n.
  • sunnyside1213
    sunnyside1213 Posts: 1,205 Member
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    Sisters - Cherry Cake and Doll Dump. Just sad.
  • Ladyslippers
    Ladyslippers Posts: 186 Member
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    My son goes to school with a Pimprenelle. My sister works with a woman named Euretha (too close to urethra for comfort). One of my all-time favorites is Chester Sprinkle, a name I saw on a direct mail list once. Always makes me giggle.

    Oh, and my nephew goes to school with twins named Hunter and Fisher.
  • Cjoseph03
    Cjoseph03 Posts: 107 Member
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    Kid was named Demon...Pronounced De' Mon...what ever.
    There was a very short, very round, very dark black kid named Fabio! Lol!!! True story.
  • carriesays
    carriesays Posts: 24
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    I had a doctor named Dr. Organ once! [=
  • SeaJenni
    SeaJenni Posts: 211 Member
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    I always was bewildered by my coworkers Michael Hawk and Richard Head. I kid you not - real people. Richard was actually quite well liked.

    WHAT WERE THEIR PARENTS THINKING?

    I knew a Richard Head, too. Must have been a different guy though. He wasn't THAT well liked.
  • carriesays
    carriesays Posts: 24
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    all parents need to do the "yell test"..... pretend as if you are calling your kids in for dinner and yell the first AND last name.
    A friends daughter was going to be named Tessa Cole until the yell test proved it sounded like testicle :noway:

    ahhhhh!!
  • Faye_Anderson
    Faye_Anderson Posts: 1,495 Member
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    My sister in law is called Shadow
  • shivaslives
    shivaslives Posts: 279 Member
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    I worked with a Dr. Harry Ennis. It would have been even better if he was a proctologist but he was an OB/GYN.
  • cowgirlashlee
    cowgirlashlee Posts: 301 Member
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    The city of Fort Wayne, IN had a mayor once named Harry Baals (prounounced Bales...but everyone of course said Balls).
  • _happycats_
    _happycats_ Posts: 105 Member
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    I hate names that the parents very likely just came up with "to be creative and unique". Examples of ones I've heard this year are Bayzie and Elektra (both girls). I also don't like all those new names that are just descriptor words like Hunter, Rider, Fisher, etc.
  • crazy8ts
    crazy8ts Posts: 360
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    I worked with a Dr. Harry Ennis. It would have been even better if he was a proctologist but he was an OB/GYN.

    Close enough (pun intended) wouldn't you say?

    I've met a Link Pozo and a Dirk Grizzle
  • dez_yaoichan
    dez_yaoichan Posts: 454
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    in high school, there are a few names I will never forget.

    Tropicana (Ta-piecey-a)
    Hauttinawltou (Hottie-aw-two)
    Shartwannia
    Charkimmatly (Share-kim-mat-lie)

    honest to goodness, I had to find my yearbook to spell these!

    oh! and a girl from college

    Stormy Waters
  • Mi2sc
    Mi2sc Posts: 29
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    I taught in the South and now am back in the North...

    Sham'e (Sha-may, not Shame)
    La' Paris
    Proscha
    Sable
    Auqeis
    Richane (a combination of her dad and mom's names Richard and Jane, she was a fellow teacher, Re-Shane)


    But on a personal note I am J. Hancock (I sign EVERYTHING J Hancock)...so I love when the delivery guy says sign your John Hancock...hehehe!
  • nikinyx6
    nikinyx6 Posts: 772 Member
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    My nephew is Lykin...as in werewolf, only they wanted to spell it differently so it WOULDN'T be weird
  • goobalicious2k
    goobalicious2k Posts: 11
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    There's a few people that I worked with that had strange names.

    Dustin Cox (sounds more like a hobby than a name)

    Richard Stocker

    Harold Sach
  • JoeyliciousB
    JoeyliciousB Posts: 60 Member
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    my sister is a labor and delivery nurse, a woman had twin girls, Ragina and Vagina pronounced Va-jeena)...poor little girl...

    WOW!!!

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