You might be a fitness pal if.........Jokes!
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.....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it
im seriously laughing out loud and totally guilty0 -
You spend more time logging food than you do eating it.
muther fkiu938749709iymn7h8641!!! im not the only one 2 hours in the kitchen every flippin DAY LOGGING FOOD MEASURING CHOPPING WEIGHING AHHHHHH.....:sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
(combs her hair down from the bush it had become ranting-gathers herself...composed) well i feel better now:flowerforyou:0 -
You get really, really - and I mean REALLY - excited when someone quotes something you wrote ... er ?0
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....if you find yourself digging, scraping, and licking the bottom of a greek yogurt cup to get every last bit because, hey, you already entered the calories into your food diary and you might as well get your money's worth!
^ Guilty!
... if you jump on the MFP website before opening up your work email in the morning.
Guilteeeeeeee
My bf makes fun of me for this all the time lol glad i'm not alone!0 -
1. You add a food near the end of the day and then slowly scroll to the bottom of the screen praying that you are not over the total allowed for the day. If you're still under it feels like you've won a prize! :drinker:
2. You finish the day over by 10 calories and you feel like a failure. It's a freakin' life-saver for freakin' sakes! But I'm in the red! as I argue with myself... :grumble:
3. You eat the exact same meals as the day before just to keep life easier.0 -
...you drive past the ice cream shop and read the sign as "Have a CHEAT Day" instead of what it really says: "Have a GREAT day."0
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you lose 10 pounds and suddenly you become an expert on fitness and are now a registered dietician marriage counselor
And personal trainer.:laugh:0 -
...you drive past the ice cream shop and read the sign as "Have a CHEAT Day" instead of what it really says: "Have a GREAT day."
A haaaa0 -
You weigh yourself and get excited that you lost a lb just so you can update your weight on mfp.
So very guilty of this one.0 -
If every post in this thread makes you LOL... the real kind of LOL... not the LOL you claim to do when you aren't actually LOL'ing. :laugh:
LOL :laugh: :drinker:0 -
... you think of something devastatingly witty and - by the time you are able to log on you can't for the life of you remember what it was!0
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Funny ! and true!0
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OM MY!!!!!
I am so guilty of most of these things!0 -
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- on the other hand, you can't think of ANYTHING devastatingly witty - so you post "bump for later", thus creating the impression that you have but just don't have time to write it yet.0
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something good, non weight related happens in your life and you immediately think "NSV!", then feel like a dork.0
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You are doing three challenges at one time.0
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... you think it's perfectly OK to make virtual friends with complete strangers who post photos of themselves shirtless or only wearing underwear on the internet then ask them what their macros are.0
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You watch workout videos on u-tube before going to bed.0
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