You might be a fitness pal if.........Jokes!

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  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
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    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it

    im seriously laughing out loud and totally guilty
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
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    You spend more time logging food than you do eating it.

    muther fkiu938749709iymn7h8641!!! im not the only one 2 hours in the kitchen every flippin DAY LOGGING FOOD MEASURING CHOPPING WEIGHING AHHHHHH.....:sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
    (combs her hair down from the bush it had become ranting-gathers herself...composed) well i feel better now:flowerforyou:
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
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    You get really, really - and I mean REALLY - excited when someone quotes something you wrote ... er ?
  • mmckee10
    mmckee10 Posts: 405 Member
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    ....if you find yourself digging, scraping, and licking the bottom of a greek yogurt cup to get every last bit because, hey, you already entered the calories into your food diary and you might as well get your money's worth!

    ^ Guilty!


    ... if you jump on the MFP website before opening up your work email in the morning.

    Guilteeeeeeee

    My bf makes fun of me for this all the time lol glad i'm not alone!
  • sixpackdream
    sixpackdream Posts: 55 Member
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    1. You add a food near the end of the day and then slowly scroll to the bottom of the screen praying that you are not over the total allowed for the day. If you're still under it feels like you've won a prize! :drinker:

    2. You finish the day over by 10 calories and you feel like a failure. It's a freakin' life-saver for freakin' sakes! But I'm in the red! as I argue with myself... :grumble:

    3. You eat the exact same meals as the day before just to keep life easier. :wink:
  • just4nessa
    just4nessa Posts: 459 Member
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    ...you drive past the ice cream shop and read the sign as "Have a CHEAT Day" instead of what it really says: "Have a GREAT day."
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,407 Member
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    you lose 10 pounds and suddenly you become an expert on fitness and are now a registered dietician marriage counselor

    And personal trainer.:laugh:
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,407 Member
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    ...you drive past the ice cream shop and read the sign as "Have a CHEAT Day" instead of what it really says: "Have a GREAT day."

    A haaaa
  • Nikki31104
    Nikki31104 Posts: 816 Member
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    You weigh yourself and get excited that you lost a lb just so you can update your weight on mfp.

    So very guilty of this one.
  • ShellyBell999
    ShellyBell999 Posts: 1,482 Member
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    If every post in this thread makes you LOL... the real kind of LOL... not the LOL you claim to do when you aren't actually LOL'ing. :laugh:

    LOL :laugh: :drinker:
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
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    ... you think of something devastatingly witty and - by the time you are able to log on you can't for the life of you remember what it was!
  • doitforabby
    doitforabby Posts: 137 Member
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    Funny ! and true!
  • pwittek10
    pwittek10 Posts: 723 Member
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    OM MY!!!!!
    I am so guilty of most of these things!
  • klawwill77
    klawwill77 Posts: 15 Member
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    bump for later
  • MrsSWW
    MrsSWW Posts: 1,590 Member
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    bump for later
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
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    - on the other hand, you can't think of ANYTHING devastatingly witty - so you post "bump for later", thus creating the impression that you have but just don't have time to write it yet.
  • katcunock
    katcunock Posts: 664 Member
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    something good, non weight related happens in your life and you immediately think "NSV!", then feel like a dork.
  • toseeme
    toseeme Posts: 33 Member
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    You are doing three challenges at one time.
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
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    ... you think it's perfectly OK to make virtual friends with complete strangers who post photos of themselves shirtless or only wearing underwear on the internet then ask them what their macros are.
  • toseeme
    toseeme Posts: 33 Member
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    You watch workout videos on u-tube before going to bed.

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