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  • Posts: 319 Member
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    ^ Guilty!


    ... if you jump on the MFP website before opening up your work email in the morning.

    Guilty of Both
  • Posts: 258 Member
    You spend more time on here than twitter and facebook combined

    Yup, throw in email and work email and work ingeneral and that is me.
  • Posts: 236
    roll your eyes when you see someone burned 100 calories doing 5 minutes of "calisthetis, vigorous" :noway: bc u know it doesnt make sense :laugh:
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    u spend more time on mfp than fb bc fb sucks now
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    When you think " why is my husband going for a run, when he doesnt have an MFP account?"

    omgggggggggg :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Posts: 236
    u judge ppls grocery carts wondering why they're eating X calories
  • Posts: 849 Member
    u judge ppls grocery carts wondering why they're eating X calories
    :huh:
  • Posts: 261 Member
    ...you log your food and exercise on this site. AMIRIGHT?! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    :laugh:
  • Posts: 9,377 Member
    You stop in a convenience store for coffee and start eyeing the candy bars, then think "I haven't had enough protein today, maybe I should get a protein bar instead." Who the hell does this?! Well, I did. :huh:

    Also, talking about your friends on your FL like you've actually spent the day hanging out with them IRL.

    I'm guilty of about 95% of the things posted in this thread! :bigsmile:
  • Posts: 319 Member
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    yep this is truth :) lol

    Oh Yeah!
  • Posts: 319 Member
    .....if you get outta bed early just to see what the scale says!

    But first you have to take a potty break! Don't want any excess fluid messing with the count.
  • Posts: 428 Member
    When you have personal friends also trying to lose weight and they have joined MFP and are complaining they aren't losing :sad: . Then you look at your friends list and see they haven't logged in for the last 3 days, 1 week, 1 month. Geeeesh! :grumble:
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    Even better just use windows+d and it minimizes everything and just shows your desktop without locking you out

    Awesome! Thanks
  • Posts: 428 Member
    If everyone in the house gets their meal after all items have been weighed.

    AND

    If, after weighing an item, it is off by just 1/2 an ounce, you rush back to change your portion to get back those 20 cals to spend on something later. All this being done, BEFORE eating your delicious hot meal!
  • Posts: 154 Member
    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it

    Totally guilty of this!!!

    If you stand looking at packages in the grocery store over and over to make sure that the ingredients/calories are mfp approved
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    If you can't find anymore whole chips, crackers, etc. in the package to count for your serving size, you start all over with the scale with the setting on grams. Because . . . two 1/2 crackers might not be exact enough and you might go over. :noway:
  • Posts: 154 Member
    If everyone in the house gets their meal after all items have been weighed.

    AND

    If, after weighing an item, it is off by just 1/2 an ounce, you rush back to change your portion to get back those 20 cals to spend on something later. All this being done, BEFORE eating your delicious hot meal!

    LOL I'm totally guilty of this as well. pfft, hahahah!
  • Posts: 552 Member
    Youre drunk and think "oh ****, I need to log this"

    Hahaha yes.
  • Posts: 396 Member
    some food falls off your plate and you nearly punch your dog in the head so you can get to it first and eat it before he does.
    Not caring that it fell on the floor :)

    Oh yeah, I think she just learned that she really cannot beat me, to get the food that is mine!
  • Posts: 99 Member
    Your eye twitches when people say they want to "loose" weight...

    Hahaha!! This bothers me so bad!!
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  • Posts: 263 Member
    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it



    Hahahaha, so guilty of this one!! I make him measure everything too if he's cooking :)
  • Posts: 115 Member
    ...if you took your food scale 600 miles away from your home to Thanksgiving dinner at your parents' house so you could weigh your foods and log your calories accordingly.
  • Posts: 282 Member
    ...if Bob or Jillian could show up without calling and open your fridge and find nothing to throw out, but when your friends stop by they ask if you have any 'normal' food.
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    If you can name the person who always says "Just break up" or feel compelled to answer "hookers and blow" to random questions
  • Posts: 203
    If you see a hot guy with muscle definition and you don't think "hmmm hot guy" ,instead you think "wow that guy must have put in loads of work to get that body"
  • Posts: 506
    The F5 thing doesn't work on macs. You can always do Control (Command)+R on any program and it refreshes the page.
  • Posts: 118 Member
    If you already wrote a blog titled, your addited to MFP when... http://www.myfitnesspal.com/blog/mandy0688/view/you-know-when-your-addicted-to-mfp-when-443194

    Bump
  • Posts: 2,213 Member
    ... you drop something on the floor but don't bend down to pick it up because you've already exceeded your exercise target for today?
  • Posts: 80 Member
    You got me. (smile)
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