DO I POOP WRONG?

I squatted a lot throughout Asia last year, and I tell you now I'd rather have pooper problems than squat over a hole in the ground again... if you don't have good aim or explosive anything then it's gonna end up down your leg, over your trousers and it's a delightful smell to be carrying around with you all day. The other problem is your legs can get tired if you're going for a marathon dump so you rush things along, which isn't a good thing... A good old seat and newspaper is the way forward... a nice leisurely poop to start the day right instead of balancing on the edge of doom trying to get your aim straight!

It was the same way the Summer I went to Ukraine. They didn't have toilets, they had squat holes.
Why didn't anyone tell me this?!

Because secretly they were taping you so they could put you up on a website on what NOT to do...silly

Just one more thing in life my parents didn't properly prepare me for....

For those comments about being overseas and squatting... Whe am was in China And India, it was mostly holes,,though they did have a few western toilets.. BUT they never had any toilet paper!
(Good thing a friend warned us to take our own TP)

Yea, they hand it out in Tokyo at subway entrances and exits with little advertisements attached. I tell all my friends to take it. No seriously take 2 or 3 and stuff them in your pockets. It ain't all shiny, talky toilets with attached bidets and cute little Hello Kitty motifs . . .

Do you really think people need a tutorial on how to poop???

Oh wait, I forgot what web site I was on. Carry on.

Yes, you poop wrong. The diagrams just proved it, obviously.

Just be thankful you don't also have a big rectocele from popping (or is it pooping?) out 11 pound babies. It's gymnastics in my bathroom come poop time.

I stand and put one foot up on the sink.

Do I win?

Pics or it didn't happen.

Dude, you just won "Creepiest Pic Request 2012".

i was sitting today and if that monster was incomplete then something is bad wrong with me

Oh my Gawwwd!!!!! LMAO

I squatted a lot throughout Asia last year, and I tell you now I'd rather have pooper problems than squat over a hole in the ground again... if you don't have good aim or explosive anything then it's gonna end up down your leg, over your trousers and it's a delightful smell to be carrying around with you all day. The other problem is your legs can get tired if you're going for a marathon dump so you rush things along, which isn't a good thing... A good old seat and newspaper is the way forward... a nice leisurely poop to start the day right instead of balancing on the edge of doom trying to get your aim straight!

My Cousin would second this, she wore dresses just not to make a mess.

LOL dresses were great in Africa. I gotta tell you though if your backed up for days on end sometimes the old squatty position helps move things along.

I had a...can't help myself.... crappy day today and reading this thread made me laugh and feel SO Much better!!! I love you all. Thank you, thank you, thank you:flowerforyou:

Anyone done one of these? What kind of diet makes this possible? I'm guessing a diet high in dust?
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Should have been a disclaimer at the beginning of this thread not to read in a public place. The tears are rolling down my face and people are staring! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

"Yea, they hand it out in Tokyo at subway entrances and exits with little advertisements attached. I tell all my friends to take it. No seriously take 2 or 3 and stuff them in your pockets. It ain't all shiny, talky toilets with attached bidets and cute little Hello Kitty motifs . . .
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I was thinking I'd plan a trip to Asia someday, but not now. The vision of Hello Kitty watching me poop in a Happy Squatty Box (or over a bottomless pit) while wearing white pants and praying to god that I only need the 3 squares I've saved over the last two days has crushed my dreams.

I squatted a lot throughout Asia last year, and I tell you now I'd rather have pooper problems than squat over a hole in the ground again... if you don't have good aim or explosive anything then it's gonna end up down your leg, over your trousers and it's a delightful smell to be carrying around with you all day. The other problem is your legs can get tired if you're going for a marathon dump so you rush things along, which isn't a good thing... A good old seat and newspaper is the way forward... a nice leisurely poop to start the day right instead of balancing on the edge of doom trying to get your aim straight!

This is my favourite post on this entire forum.

Sir, you deserve a medal.

I am no sir... I am a lady... But I will take your medal because I feel like I took risks with my life in these places! The best place was on trains in India... that is just a hole in the floor with the tracks going past and being thrown about by the train... forget the fact these places don't do toilet roll, it's a left hand wash/wipe job unless I've passed through somewhere with paper and nicked it... I still steal toilet roll now months after leaving...