DO I POOP WRONG?
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I squatted a lot throughout Asia last year, and I tell you now I'd rather have pooper problems than squat over a hole in the ground again... if you don't have good aim or explosive anything then it's gonna end up down your leg, over your trousers and it's a delightful smell to be carrying around with you all day. The other problem is your legs can get tired if you're going for a marathon dump so you rush things along, which isn't a good thing... A good old seat and newspaper is the way forward... a nice leisurely poop to start the day right instead of balancing on the edge of doom trying to get your aim straight!
It was the same way the Summer I went to Ukraine. They didn't have toilets, they had squat holes.
Why didn't anyone tell me this?!
Because secretly they were taping you so they could put you up on a website on what NOT to do...silly0 -
For those comments about being overseas and squatting... Whe am was in China And India, it was mostly holes,,though they did have a few western toilets.. BUT they never had any toilet paper!
(Good thing a friend warned us to take our own TP)0 -
Just one more thing in life my parents didn't properly prepare me for....0
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Meh
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For those comments about being overseas and squatting... Whe am was in China And India, it was mostly holes,,though they did have a few western toilets.. BUT they never had any toilet paper!
(Good thing a friend warned us to take our own TP)
Yea, they hand it out in Tokyo at subway entrances and exits with little advertisements attached. I tell all my friends to take it. No seriously take 2 or 3 and stuff them in your pockets. It ain't all shiny, talky toilets with attached bidets and cute little Hello Kitty motifs . . .0 -
Do you really think people need a tutorial on how to poop???
Oh wait, I forgot what web site I was on. Carry on.0 -
in my opinion, the only "wrong" way is if a red solo cup is involved
But for that you need 2 girls0 -
Yes, you poop wrong. The diagrams just proved it, obviously.
Just be thankful you don't also have a big rectocele from popping (or is it pooping?) out 11 pound babies. It's gymnastics in my bathroom come poop time.0 -
THEY HAVE A PICTURE TO PROVE IT
This explains why the Afghans squat.. interesting.0 -
I stand and put one foot up on the sink.
Do I win?
Pics or it didn't happen.0 -
bump for later. not for work reading...0
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i was sitting today and if that monster was incomplete then something is bad wrong with me
Oh my Gawwwd!!!!! LMAO0 -
As long as you're going in your own yard, it's fine.0
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I pooped in squatter toilets while traveling though Asia. Honestly, after trying it, i have to say that squatting is totally the natural way to poo. It just puts you in the right position, and well, there is no way to explain in detail without sounding gross, but it really is the way to go. (pun intended)0
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OH U MEAN THIS?0 -
Hm. Clearly you've never hovered over the john like a highschool girl. If that's not the optimal position for battlesh*ts, I dunno what is.0
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I squatted a lot throughout Asia last year, and I tell you now I'd rather have pooper problems than squat over a hole in the ground again... if you don't have good aim or explosive anything then it's gonna end up down your leg, over your trousers and it's a delightful smell to be carrying around with you all day. The other problem is your legs can get tired if you're going for a marathon dump so you rush things along, which isn't a good thing... A good old seat and newspaper is the way forward... a nice leisurely poop to start the day right instead of balancing on the edge of doom trying to get your aim straight!
LOL dresses were great in Africa. I gotta tell you though if your backed up for days on end sometimes the old squatty position helps move things along.0
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