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    Awkward moments,...

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    • Posts: 1,709 Member
      when your sleeping over at your friends house and you wake up cause someone touches your *kitten* and her brother is all cuddled up to you in his sisters bed with his sister and you in the bed!! .. and he deserved that punch in the face!

      Never again did he even get to close to me! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,373 Member
      When you meet someone from the Internet in person and realize they weren't actually making goofy faces in their pictures.

      Yeah I just literally spit water on my screen!! Hahahaha
    • Posts: 609 Member
      or when a friend runs in to a meeting your in with your boss and another co-worker (who's crying) and says "your phone was ringing, it's your ex husband (who is in prison), I didn't know what to do so I answered it and accepted the cal"l:huh: :ohwell: at least it got me out of the akward meeting:laugh:
    • Posts: 1,309 Member
      When we are standing outside talking to the neighbor (in December) and my 2 and a half yr old nephew stuck his hands down my shirt to keep them warm. I pulled them out but he gave the neighbor a pretty good look at my cleavage. *face palm*
    • Posts: 893 Member
      When the gynocologist/assistant who does your breast exam tweaks your nipple and makes a little "boop" sound at the end....

      ....that one was extra awkward+weird.
    • Posts: 314 Member
      When your eating out and your kids ask very loudly if the food you are eating fits into your calories <3

      You made me laugh! Been there and silently thought how awkward, but didn't laugh til now!
    • Posts: 727
      I have 2 work ones with the SAME director:

      Looking at this site when he walks up (down and to the left :ohwell: ) http://gay90s.com/

      HAHAHAHAHA. I've been to the Gay 90s. Lololol.
    • Posts: 727
      When the gynocologist/assistant who does your breast exam tweaks your nipple and makes a little "boop" sound at the end....

      ....that one was extra awkward+weird.

      OHHH.....MYYYY.....GOOOOOSH. I would completely die if this happened to me. It wasn't a guy doctor, was it????
    • Posts: 314 Member
      Just tighten those tummy muscles and do it quietly. If it comes out loudly, lift your legs so they can't identify your shoes? At my work they are one toilet rooms. Thank goodness!
    • Posts: 314 Member
      When you call the numberthat you don't recognize, but you missed a call from on your cell phone. Then your home phone rings. Then you hang up your cell phone to answer your home phone and there is no one there. Then you pick up your cell phone again and call that number again. Again your home phone rings. Then you hang up the cell phone again and answer your home phone only to realize you've been prank calling yourself:laugh: :blushing:

      This one made me laugh out loud!

      Ok here's mine. Your superintendent comes to your classroom to commend you for a job well done. You are sitting, and at perfect eye level, his fly is gaping open.

      I stood up as quickly as I could... Just imagine if he realized it was down before I got up!
    • Posts: 115 Member
      Just did one.
      Walked dog, got a block and a half before I realised my skirt was tucked into my undies...
      Christmas just came early in my neighbourhood
    • Posts: 107 Member
      I was doing yard work when my in-laws stopped over. I noticed a spider crawled in my shirt, I freaked. Pulled my shirt in every direction, exposing myself to them. But then find out it was just a daddy long leg. They thought I lost my mind. Boy was I red. :embarassed:
    • Posts: 314 Member
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      OHHH.....MYYYY.....GOOOOOSH. I would completely die if this happened to me. It wasn't a guy doctor, was it????
      i would've reported him. I remember when I was about 20 and had a female exam. I noticed the physician had a hard-on. I was furious!
    • Posts: 1,012 Member
      This thread made my day :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 30
      When your large water bottle drops and makes a sounds like a humongoue fart... Lol
    • Posts: 358 Member
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      at least he goes in the bathroom to do it...unlike a couple of my coworkers who clip theirs in their cubes....

      Yeah I don't so much see a huge issue with it......once at IHOP some chick at the table next to us busted out dental floss AT THE TABLE and starting offering it to her friends, and then flossing her teeth right there....

      Now that's just gross.
    • Posts: 174 Member
      When the ringtone for your boss is a guy yelling "*kitten*, *kitten* CALLING!" and he calls you when he doesn't realize you are just around the corner.
    • Posts: 303 Member
      when your patient assumes you're a certain ethnicity and just goes with it... :sick:
      when your patient....
      when your patient....

      the list is endless lol
    • Posts: 1,483 Member
      When the lady on treadmill next to you starts singing "Pour some sugar on me" at top of lungs with the "rock on" hand signs in both hands.

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    • Posts: 605 Member
      When you're out with co-workers and one of their wives makes a blatant hit on you (oh yes she did) then you go in for your mammogram a few days later and guess who gets to handle the boobage????
    • Posts: 224 Member
      First real life phone call with someone you met on MFP.

      So awkward, definitely!
    • Posts: 18,771 Member
      When you call the numberthat you don't recognize, but you missed a call from on your cell phone. Then your home phone rings. Then you hang up your cell phone to answer your home phone and there is no one there. Then you pick up your cell phone again and call that number again. Again your home phone rings. Then you hang up the cell phone again and answer your home phone only to realize you've been prank calling yourself:laugh: :blushing:

      Wow. Hopefully you're pretty at least ;)
    • Posts: 1,968 Member
      That awkward moment when you're about to hug someone super sexy, and run into the mirror.
    • Posts: 160 Member
      When your trying to be all cute and sexy for your man, then you walk into something or fall. This has happened to me many times.
    • Posts: 18 Member
      When your co worker comes in your office, and sees their home made cookie in the trashcan...

      Safe Recovery: "They fell on the floor".
    • Posts: 476 Member
      you are wondering why that Frisbee is getting larger, then it hits you.....
    • Posts: 2,121 Member
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    • Posts: 1,794 Member
      When you start to massage your own knee and you suddenly realize that it's not yours...
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    • Posts: 3,653 Member
      Safe Recovery: "They fell on the floor".
      Hahahah
      i eight sum pi!

      hahaha
    • Posts: 82
      When you ridicule the car parked across the street as "monstrously hideous" and then remember that it's your uncle's new car...and he's standing right beside you. Ha!
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