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    How old should a baby be before I start him on shakeology?

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    • Posts: 813 Member
      This thread made my day!!!
    • Posts: 593 Member
      Start ASAP! You can even put it in this! I got my sister one for my newborn nephew and she loves it

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    • Posts: 1,238 Member
      the easiest and best path to keeping your child healthy is Duct tape and a dove crate. they make them in all sizes so as your baby grows so can the crate. they can drink all the water they can get out of the hampered bottle, run on those wheel, and eat whole grain well balanced pellets. on top of that I can promise your child won't get bullied, injured, kidnapped, assaulted, or in trouble. tale some time to think about it
    • Posts: 307 Member
      My eyebrows went WAAAAAAY up.
      What are you THINKING????
      Just feed the tyke food.
    • Posts: 2,827 Member
      123_6.jpg

      taunto!
    • Posts: 3,614 Member
      Yes . . Shakeology and make sure the baby lifts heavy.
    • Posts: 8,701 Member
      Start ASAP! You can even put it in this! I got my sister one for my newborn nephew and she loves it

      Screenshot_2012-12-20-11-05-24-1.png

      FINALLY someone has figured out how to make lazy-*kitten* babies do stuff for themselves!
    • Posts: 618
      oops.
    • Posts: 1,459 Member
      Phew. Sure am glad I posted this. I almost made a terrible mistake apparently. because shakeology is really expensive.


      Yes it is...you should try something cheaper from Walmart or something. Besides, babies don't know better and since they are switching to solids may enjoy the clumps.
    • Posts: 97
      I want my 9 month old to grow up really healthy. Is he old enough yet?? Or is Body by V better for kids?

      Ohhh. For a minute I thought you were asking at what age you should turn your baby into a protein shake. My mistake. The answer for that by the way would be 6 months. Lots of mass at that age and the bones haven't started fusing yet.
    • Posts: 2,674 Member
      Beachbody is said to be developing a new breast milk flavor
      Great!
    • Posts: 618
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      Ohhh. For a minute I thought you were asking at what age you should turn your baby into a protein shake. My mistake. The answer for that by the way would be 6 months. Lots of mass at that age and the bones haven't started fusing yet.

      A good juicer will take care of the bones regardless of age....
    • Posts: 2,169 Member
      I really hope you are kidding. No sane parent would even consider this. Feed your kids clean, healthy food and play with them so they get plenty of exercise. They will grow up healthy and happy.

      The same advice goes for grown-ups too. Stop drinking your calories and eat. You'll be happier and healthier.


      It was a JOKE......Holy cow, so many people with no sense of humour!!:sad:
    • Posts: 34,971 Member
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      It was a JOKE......Holy cow, so many people with no sense of humour!!:sad:

      Are you sure? There have been things asked here that you thought was a joke but the OP was pretty serious. Especially because this isn't the chit chat section.

      Edited for typo
    • Posts: 1,594 Member
      I want my 9 month old to grow up really healthy. Is he old enough yet?? Or is Body by V better for kids?

      Neither!
    • Posts: 888 Member
      I really hope this is a holiday troll.
    • Posts: 1,394 Member
      This has to be a joke....trust me my 10 month old eats like his dad, and I am happy for that.
    • Posts: 3,639 Member
      It really depends on which program you have the baby on. Insanity? TurboFire? P90X? I think Insanity or TurboFire would be better because you should be focusing on getting rid of the baby fat.
    • Posts: 152
      Beachbody is said to be developing a new breast milk flavor

      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 213 Member
      what..
    • Posts: 152
      Lol @ all those terryfied parrents
    • Posts: 6,420 Member
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      Are you sure? There have been things asked here that you thought was a joke but the OP was pretty serious. Especially because this isn't the chit chat section.

      Edited for typo

      Its just a joke. Though the OP shoulda made this in Chit chat section to make the joke more obvious that it is a joke, even though putting it here gave it the sarcasm factor
    • Posts: 2,839 Member
      You should also make sure you only feed your kid milk that is certain to contain BGH. Giving your kid HGH without a prescription is illegal, but the BGH in milk can add an extra inch or 2 to the kid. Supplements, BGH and Lift Heavy .. grow yourself a football player.
    • Posts: 2,839 Member
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      Its just a joke. Though the OP shoulda made this in Chit chat section to make the joke more obvious that it is a joke, even though putting it here gave it the sarcasm factor

      But if it's in the chit-chat section .. it's not funny.
    • Posts: 767 Member
      happy trollidays
    • Posts: 3,750 Member
      But if it's in the chit-chat section .. it's not funny.

      exactly
    • Posts: 2,121 Member
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      How do you get 10 babies in a 5 gallon bucket?

      a blender.

      How do you get them back out of the bucket?

      Tostitos scoops.

      there ya go.:tongue:


      and here's the pitch!
    • Posts: 4,391 Member
      It doesn't matter what you do with your child. Once you get bored or fed up with it, they're biodegradable.
    • Posts: 3,566 Member
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      exactly

      x2
    • Posts: 461 Member
      It depends on how obese he is and how much muscle he wants to develop. I really recommend Herbalife though - it's much better.
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