How old should a baby be before I start him on shakeology?
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I really hope you're joking. How long does it take to steam some veggies and put them in little meal-sized containers?
Not all of us have like a thousand million years to feed babies
Then why did you/they pop them out in the first place? Babies are pretty time intensive!
Baby doesn't need anything besides breast milk until 1 year old
Maybe your baby doesn't need anything but breast milk, but my baby Ambyrrh has a pageant to win and I'll be damned if I'm going to airbrush another six pack on her embarrassing belly if she's not going to take her nutrition seriously
It's like these people don't even understand.....
Being a mom is hard. Raising a future superstar is hard. We just want what's best for our meal tickets...I mean kids. And if that means spending $4 a meal to give them the best nutrition possible, by gosh, I'm gonna do what I need to do!!0 -
Secretly waiting for "baby in a blender" jokes I'm afraid to make myself
What's pink and turns red at the flick of a switch?
There, fixed it.0 -
Are you serious?
"Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for life."
Just sayin'!0 -
I really hope you're joking. How long does it take to steam some veggies and put them in little meal-sized containers?
Not all of us have like a thousand million years to feed babies
Then why did you/they pop them out in the first place? Babies are pretty time intensive!
Baby doesn't need anything besides breast milk until 1 year old
Maybe your baby doesn't need anything but breast milk, but my baby Ambyrrh has a pageant to win and I'll be damned if I'm going to airbrush another six pack on her embarrassing belly if she's not going to take her nutrition seriously
Hahahahahaha! No kidding. Can't just keep "touching her up" so she can eat whatever she wants. Kids these days!0 -
Your pediatrician should be monitoring your baby's height and weight. I find it hard to fathom that any parent would be worried about having an obese child when their baby isn't even a year old yet. You are going to give that child an eating disorder. I suggest counseling. Putting an infant/toddler on a diet like that could be considered child abuse. Why not try breastfeeding/formula, and homemade, organic baby food? You need some professional help. This isn't funny.
Yeah!
*shakes fist*0 -
Your pediatrician should be monitoring your baby's height and weight. I find it hard to fathom that any parent would be worried about having an obese child when their baby isn't even a year old yet. You are going to give that child an eating disorder. I suggest counseling. Putting an infant/toddler on a diet like that could be considered child abuse. Why not try breastfeeding/formula, and homemade, organic baby food? You need some professional help. This isn't funny.
Your pediatrician should be monitoring your child's sense of humor. I find it hard to fathom that any parent would be worried about their child becoming humorless when their baby hasn't even seen a good stand-up comic yet. You're going to give that child a a joking disorder. I suggest clown shoes. Failing to joke with an infant/toddler like that could be considered child abuse. Why not try telling them a couple jokes yourself, and maybe simple, one-liners. You need some extacy. This if effin hysterical.
Clown shoes are so last year. Banana peels man...go old school. Or stick the baby's head in a plastic bag and watch em try to get it off....heeeeeeelarious!0 -
and.... we need youtube to tell us this?0 -
Are you serious?
"Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for life."
Just sayin'!
So, you're saying that I should sign my baby up to be a shake distributor so he can eat for life?0 -
If anyone is HONESTLY thinking this post was serious, get off the internet, you're doing it wrong.0
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If you want a super baby, one that will have the strongest resistance to illnesses and have a strong and healthy body - breast feeding is second to none.0
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Lol omg this post is too funny! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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If anyone is HONESTLY thinking this post was serious, get off the internet, you're doing it wrong.
people have put kids in dryers to dry them, fed them soap to clean their insides, washed their fish because they were dirty...
There are people out there in this world that would ask that as a serious question... if anyone HONESTLY thinks that there aren't effed up people out there in this world should run RUN!!! HAHAHAHA0 -
Please feed your baby REAL food. I was extremely thin as a child because I ate real, healthy food. It's only when I started contemplating the IDEA of dieting that I began to gain weight (rebounds...and not feeling satisfied with diet foods)0
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NEVER shakeology a baby.
Hahaha!
"Real food" is expensive and hard to prepare. Why not just start out with supplements? Much easier when you're a busy parent.
Baby By Vi?
Yes! Just mix a scoop of BBV with some mashed green beans and the squirt a little breast milk into the blender - voila! Green smoothie! And you're teaching your baby the value of healthy eating.
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I really hope you're joking. How long does it take to steam some veggies and put them in little meal-sized containers?
Not all of us have like a thousand million years to feed babies
Then why did you/they pop them out in the first place? Babies are pretty time intensive!
Baby doesn't need anything besides breast milk until 1 year old
Maybe your baby doesn't need anything but breast milk, but my baby Ambyrrh has a pageant to win and I'll be damned if I'm going to airbrush another six pack on her embarrassing belly if she's not going to take her nutrition seriously
It's like these people don't even understand.....
Being a mom is hard. Raising a future superstar is hard. We just want what's best for our meal tickets...I mean kids. And if that means spending $4 a meal to give them the best nutrition possible, by gosh, I'm gonna do what I need to do!!
LOLOLOLOL at all of this and the whole thread.0 -
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NEVER shakeology a baby.
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Love that meme!0 -
I almost spit coffee all over my computer
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At first I was like:
And then I was like: >|
And then I was like:
And then I was like:
And then I: LOLED!
This thread is such a weird mixture of wonderful, horrible and whut???0 -
Are you serious? Natural non procesed food. I was born at 6 months pregnancy, I was going to die, I weighed 1 lb.
My mom feed me with natural vegetables soup and horse (yes, horse, it's the best meat) everyday. Now I'm strong and healthy0 -
Are you serious? Natural non procesed food. I was born at 6 months pregnancy, I was going to die, I weighed 1 lb.
My mom feed me with natural vegetables soup and horse (yes, horse, it's the best meat) everyday. Now I'm strong and healthy
Would you say you're... strong as a horse?0 -
But that baby doesn't have a thigh gap so weights must not be the way to goA steady diet of cocaine does wonders for the body.
Why not start em' smoking too? Cigarettes speed up the metabolism.
But a baby on cocaine *MAY* annoy some MFP users in a supermarket and lead to the downfall of society as we know it.
I think weights is still the way to go:
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Taunto, this was hands down the funniest thing I've seen all day. :drinker:0 -
Maybe your baby doesn't need anything but breast milk, but my baby Ambyrrh has a pageant to win and I'll be damned if I'm going to airbrush another six pack on her embarrassing belly if she's not going to take her nutrition seriously
Shakeology is not a healthy diet for pageant kids, you need canned frankfurter/ hot dog sausages and Wotsits crisps (chips), on a plate not out of the packet so there is some time input (winning formula credited to US Wife Swap).0 -
I really hope you're joking. How long does it take to steam some veggies and put them in little meal-sized containers?
Not all of us have like a thousand million years to feed babies
Then why did you/they pop them out in the first place? Babies are pretty time intensive!
Baby doesn't need anything besides breast milk until 1 year old
Maybe your baby doesn't need anything but breast milk, but my baby Ambyrrh has a pageant to win and I'll be damned if I'm going to airbrush another six pack on her embarrassing belly if she's not going to take her nutrition seriously
:flowerforyou:
LOL!!!!0 -
But that baby doesn't have a thigh gap so weights must not be the way to goA steady diet of cocaine does wonders for the body.
Why not start em' smoking too? Cigarettes speed up the metabolism.
But a baby on cocaine *MAY* annoy some MFP users in a supermarket and lead to the downfall of society as we know it.
I think weights is still the way to go:
awww baby just started! Don't criticize him!!!!0 -
If anyone is HONESTLY thinking this post was serious, get off the internet, you're doing it wrong.
people have put kids in dryers to dry them, fed them soap to clean their insides, washed their fish because they were dirty...
There are people out there in this world that would ask that as a serious question... if anyone HONESTLY thinks that there aren't effed up people out there in this world should run RUN!!! HAHAHAHA
LOL ok you totally got me there, I'll admit people are that stupid. I guess I just give people the benefit of the doubt on mfp :laugh:0 -
If anyone is HONESTLY thinking this post was serious, get off the internet, you're doing it wrong.
people have put kids in dryers to dry them, fed them soap to clean their insides, washed their fish because they were dirty...
There are people out there in this world that would ask that as a serious question... if anyone HONESTLY thinks that there aren't effed up people out there in this world should run RUN!!! HAHAHAHA
LOL ok you totally got me there, I'll admit people are that stupid. I guess I just give people the benefit of the doubt on mfp :laugh:
how dare you! that's like giving a 9 year old the keys to your car because he played Driver, or need for speed or rather GTA:noway:0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3O9OKB9Ibk
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